[False Christian]

Re: Christ condems you

2 Corinthians 13:11
Finally, brethren, farewell. Be perfect, be of good comfort, be of one mind, live in peace; and the God of love and peace shall be with you.

Thankyou. And peace to you too, Wide Open.

[Ahimaaz Smith]

Re: False prophet persecutes Christians

I am Christ's messenger in this regard and i have NEVER said I AM CHRIST.

Glad you cleared that up for us, Ocker, for a minute there, we thought that maybe you were Jesus. Pray tell, how exactly did he announce to you that you had his Heavenly commission to come in here and spout your insults and hatred?

I suppose you would still claim to have the only TRUE bible?

We have the only perfect translation, yes. The fact that NIV stole some verses from KJV does not mean that the false doctrine of NIV is correct. You need to focus on the changes, not on the things that stayed the same. Here’s an example: Compare Isaiah 14:12 in the two translations:

KJV: How art thou fallen from heaven, O Lucifer, son of the morning! how art thou cut down to the ground, which didst weaken the nations!

NIV: How you have fallen from heaven, O morning star, son of the dawn! You have been cast down to the earth, you who once laid low the nations!

According to NIV, the Devil is the Morning Star. Star, according to NIV.

So, would you please explain why the NIV refers to Jesus as the Morning Star in Revelation 22:16? I Jesus have sent mine angel to testify unto you these things in the churches. I am the root and the offspring of David, and the bright and morning star.

It’s kind of important in Christianity to understand the difference between the Devil and Jesus. Don’t you agree? The NIV translators obviously didn’t.

Your members have threatened to torture people and dismember them.

Only in the name of honoring the Commandments of God.

Sick and twisted describes your members perfectly.

Whereas small and covered with lesions describes yours.

Im just about done with you.

We’ve heard that before. Well, we DARE you to leave. We think you don’t have the BALLS to leave. Now go prove us wrong by LEAVING.

I see there is nobody here that will listen

You are right. Finally.

I am disgusted at you all. You have shown utter contempt for me

Yes, we have.

Your nation has one of the highest murder rates on the planet. No....its not worth it.

That’s because the liberal Jew judges are afraid to put a negro in prison for committing a crime, but won’t let us carry our guns. There’d be a lot less murder if the murderers knew that we were all packing heat.

You have not even addressed the issue at hand and with that i am leaving.

Cool, now you’re gone.

Call me all the names you want.

OK, but only because Christ's messenger told me to: Ocker, moron, dips**t, a$$h*le, False Christian, idiot, retard, homer, dickless, blowhard, nutcase, fruitcake, convict, dink, bong, hypocrite, liar, Demon spawn, pencil dick, the list goes on….

Christ condemns your words and the treatment of his messenger.

Well, Jesus knows where to find reach us if he wants to discuss any of this with us directly, now that you are gone. You are gone, aren't you?

My over/under for when dickless will post again is 15 minutes.

[WickedWitch]

Re: Christ condems you

Im just about done with you. You keep saying that, and yet you never stop.

I see there is nobody here that will listen and i have done what Christ and God commanded.

I am disgusted at you all. You have shown utter contempt for me, a messenger of God. OF COURSE you have been shown contempt! Look at your first post. How did you expect us to react?

You have tried to weasle your way out of addressing the disgusting and foul comments your members have made against other races and my own country and yet you hypocrites wont even look at whats going around in your own back yard. Take the plank out of your own eyes you HYPOCRITES.

Your nation has one of the highest murder rates on the planet. No....its not worth it.

You have not even addressed the issue at hand and with that i am leaving. Promises, promises.

Call me all the names you want. You have cast the first stones No, YOU started throwing stones, buddy. With your very first post. even though you have sinned and I pray Jesus Christ, my brother and saviour that He shows you the grievous errors of your words and ways.

Christ condemns your words and the treatment of his messenger.

Honey, I can see that you are clearly suffering from delusions, but you surely must know that you are NOT Jesus' or God's messenger. They don't talk to you. You aren't actually hearing Their voices. You need professional help. Please, once you leave, get the help you need.

[False Christian]

Re: False prophet persecutes Christians

"If anyone will not welcome you or listen to your words, shake the dust off your feet when you leave the home or town. I tell you the truth, it will be more bearable for Sodom and Gomorrah on the day of judgment than for that town."

[WickedWitch]

Re: False prophet persecutes Christians

My over/under for when dickless will post again is 15 minutes.

"If anyone will not welcome you or listen to your words, shake the dust off your feet when you leave the home or town. I tell you the truth, it will be more bearable for Sodom and Gomorrah on the day of judgment than for that town."

*Snickers*

[Ahimaaz Smith]

Re: False prophet persecutes Christians

My over/under for when dickless will post again is 15 minutes.

"If anyone will not welcome you or listen to your words, shake the dust off your feet when you leave the home or town. I tell you the truth, it will be more bearable for Sodom and Gomorrah on the day of judgment than for that town."

What do you know, the unders won. Dickless left, but he's back now--but only for the purpose of telling us once again that he is going to leave. Totally ZERO balls on this guy.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: False prophet persecutes Christians

"If anyone will not welcome you or listen to your words, shake the dust off your feet when you leave the home or town. I tell you the truth, it will be more bearable for Sodom and Gomorrah on the day of judgment than for that town."

Matthew 10:12 And when ye come into an house, salute it.
10:13 And if the house be worthy, let your peace come upon it: but if it be not worthy, let your peace return to you.
10:14 And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear your words, when ye depart out of that house or city, shake off the dust of your feet.
10:15 Verily I say unto you, It shall be more tolerable for the land of Sodom and Gomorrah in the day of judgment, than for that city.

If you're going to quote scrambled scripture, at least be kind enough to provide chapter and verse. I had to have my husband, Mr. Whitford, turn off the monitoring software so I could properly search your quote.
The thing about this scripture is Jesus was talking to the apostles. As a false prophet filled with Satan's demons, it doesn't apply to you.

[Seeker]

Re: False prophet persecutes Christians

"If anyone will not welcome you or listen to your words, shake the dust off your feet when you leave the home or town. I tell you the truth, it will be more bearable for Sodom and Gomorrah on the day of judgment than for that town."

I bet you experience that every day in your World. Do you get tired of 'dusting' your feet?

[JennyD]

Re: False prophet persecutes Christians

You're teaching language and yet you clearly don't have a grasp of basic English. Are you teaching Chinese or something?

Miss Undecided, I think you've figured it out.

He's not teaching Chinese, and he's not some Australienne bogan. The evidence tells us who he really is. Let's review:

FC is not just upset about the statistics posted about Australiennes' inability to read, write, or stop chugging Foster's lager and buggering one another, but also about things said about, as John McCain calls them, "Gooks". Yes, I mean Asians.

He speaks only about Asians and Australiennes. Not Nigras, not Yids, not Injuns, not even Abos or Homers. Just Asians and Australiennes.

He claims to be a university professor teaching language.

He has a grudge against Landover.

I believe that Furless Chicken does indeed teach a language. He is not Australienne; rather, he is part of that OTHER class he cares so much for.



Furless Chicken is, in fact, a professor of Engrish. One recently banned.

He is that filthy yellow monkey named Hitachi!

[WickedWitch]

Re: False prophet persecutes Christians

Miss Undecided, I think you've figured it out.

....

Furless Chicken is, in fact, a professor of Engrish. One recently banned.

He is that filthy yellow monkey named Hitachi!

*Gasps* It makes so much sense! All his rage towards Landover! All his obvious hate for Zeke, the Pastor who banned him! But wait a minute... Mitsubishi doesn't speak English even half as well as Furry Christian (even though FC's English is worse than my four-year old nephew). How did he suddenly form coherent sentences?

[JennyD]

Re: False prophet persecutes Christians

How did he suddenly form coherent sentences?

In all honesty, I hadn't noticed any.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: False prophet persecutes Christians

It certainly shows how displeasing false prophets are that even witches like Allie condemn and mock them.
See what Satan does to people, Allie? Are you still "Undecided", or are you finally going to open your eyes and see that you need Jesus in your life?

[WickedWitch]

Re: False prophet persecutes Christians

In all honesty, I hadn't noticed any.

*Snickers* Well, point taken, but FC's English was markedly better than Hiroshima's.

It certainly shows how displeasing false prophets are that even witches like Alie condemn and mock them.
See what Satan does to people, Alie? Are you still "Undecided", or are you finally going to open your eyes and see that you need Jesus in your life?

Perhaps... If Jesus inspires His good Pastors here to change my username (to Alie [with exactly ONE "L"], or WickedWitch, or SlobberingSillyFace), like I've been asking them to do for the longest time now. But that's a pertty big "if", and I don't see that happening any time soon.

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Re: False prophet persecutes Christians

Furless Chicken is, in fact, a professor of Engrish. One recently banned.

He is that filthy yellow monkey named Hitachi!

I going with Colonel Mustard in the Library with the Candlestick

[WickedWitch]

Re: False prophet persecutes Christians

I going with Colonel Mustard in the Library with the Candlestick

I dunno, I think Mrs. Peacock is lookin' pretty good for this one. That Revolver looks fairly suspicious, too...