False prophet & insane madman thinks he's Jesus

[False Christian]

I'm back and aren't you glad?!

And I get it now.

Thanks for the laugh you devil worshipers.

I went combing through your website and laughed heartily at the garbage contained within.

Wii controllers being used as a dildo. Thats a good one. Nice parody. Even better was the way you locked the girls away for 3 years in solitary confinement. Punishment fits the crime I suppose.

Loved the way you managed to write off the entire Japanese race with a blanketed and bullshit generalization.

Actually, Japanese women don't say "Wiiiiii" when they are climaxing. They say きもち！！！　Can you read Japanese you バカが偉人？？

Your source is already bogus. Where did you pull that name from? I'm sure your Japanese brother really enjoyed the way you referred to his people as "stinking yellow monkeys"!

Oh yeah and my Japanese, soon to be Christ's wife, wants to know as well.

I'm going to ensure she knows all of you are crackpots that take too many drugs and can never be trusted. Ive already told her that your bogus church is fictitional and that you sow hate and reap disgust. She was positively disgusted and visibly shocked that you rub 70 year old sperm onto peoples skin. "That's what the heathens do", I explained to her.

Ahahaha, Sperm being kept in vats and used as moisturizing cream! WOW, where can i get a tube of that?! Even better again! I'd love to have the sperm of a 70 year old man rubbed into my skin! How therapeutic.

Oh, don't you just love the irony? The same beings who were slamming me as a heathen are actually the devil himself.

Where can i flush your poor excuse for a church? Oh that's right! God has a toilet and its reserved for people the likes of you.

I'm laughing really hard now and I'm smiling to myself knowing you will be the ones to take a hard fall you sick, twisted, impudent, laughable excuses for people.

Thanks for making my day!

I really feel so much better now.

I knew there were some strange people in this world...but you, all of you, really, absolutely, 100% take the cake.

[Miss Maisie]

Re: Im not done with you idiots yet.

Strange, you calling us the devil worshippers. A case of pot calling kettle black if I ever saw one. Please try and make more sense when you post, if you must post, and I must please ask you to show respect for your hosts on this Godly site.

You've been a very rude little boy. Your Momma must be mortified.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Im not done with you idiots yet.

Oh yeah and my Japanese, soon to be Christ's wife, wants to know as well.

Where is the scriptural basis for this ridiculous nonsense, unless you really do think you're Jesus!

[False Christian]

Re: Im not done with you idiots yet.

no actually, YOU mortify me!

Im still laughing.

"I think they must let the residents of the local 'happy house' in Austr-aliea onto computers part of the time, which may explain some of the recent forum guests?

I don't think that's so with this one though. I think Satan done got to this one good."

I think you need an education Mrs "I carry a big ban stick and am not afraid to use it."

How does it feel to troll for Pure Christians ( I think ill Trade Mark that one) just for sh**s and kicks?

[Wide-Open]

Re: False prophet & insane madman thinks he's Jesus

How can one be positively disgusted?

[WickedWitch]

Re: Im not done with you idiots yet.

I'm back

We knew you would be. Everyone who promises to leave, returns. *Sighs*

[Miss Maisie]

Re: Im not done with you idiots yet.

You will have to speak in a way that makes sense. I'm sorry, but I don't speak troll-ish.

Does anyone else have any idea what this one is saying, or trying to?

[Wide-Open]

Re: Im not done with you idiots yet.

We knew you would be. Everyone who promises to leave, returns. *Sighs*

It could be Jesus guiding them back here though.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Im not done with you idiots yet.

How does it feel to troll for Pure Christians ( I think ill Trade Mark that one) just for sh**s and kicks?

There is nothing pure about the Bible-hating brand of "Christianity" you're trying to peddle around here. You might convince one or two of your unsaved kin to join you in your rebellion against God, but it's not going to work on those of us who are secure in Jesus.

[False Christian]

Re: Im not done with you idiots yet.

Where is the scriptural basis for this ridiculous nonsense, unless you really do think you're Jesus!

Now, now, sister! Why would i, knowingly and willingly, post a scripture from
what you claim to be the devils bible, to incriminate myself?

Do you feel like spanking me again with more deductions?

I sure could quote for you but unfortunately my bible isnt written in "Ye olde English"

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Im not done with you idiots yet.

Now, now, sister! Why would i, knowingly and willingly, post a scripture from
what you claim to be the devils bible, to incriminate myself?

Do you feel like spanking me again with more deductions?

I sure could quote for you but unfortunately my bible isnt written in "Ye olde English"

Then quote from the King James Bible! There are plenty available online. I'll even start you with a link...

http://www.biblegateway.com

It has the true Bible, and even several false ones you can compare it to.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Im not done with you idiots yet.

You will have to speak in a way that makes sense. I'm sorry, but I don't speak troll-ish.

Does anyone else have any idea what this one is saying, or trying to?

I'm afraid I can't really help you Miss Maisie. I've run his post through babelfish, and this is what comes out:

I am behind and aren't glad you?! And I become now it. Thanks for laughs you duivelsworshipers. I went combing by your Internet site and laughed heartily at within contained household rubbish. The check systems which are used of Wii as dildo. Thats good. The divine revelatie of Nice. Still better the manner was you gone the little girls 3 years in solitary restriction closed. The sentence is appropriate the crime which I have assumed. You loved succeeded the complete Japanese race with cover and bullshit a generalisatie to write down the manner. Actual, the Japanese women "no Wiiiiii" say when they climaxing. They zeggen???????Can you Japanese you? read your source are already false. Where did you draw that name of? I are certainly your Japanese brother real the manner enjoyed you to its people as "stinking yellow monkeys" referred! Oh yes and my Japanese, shortly to be to the woman of christus, want know also. I will insure they weet everyone crackpots to be whom too many drugs take and can be never trusted. Ive told her already that your false church fictitional is and that you sow hatred and abomination harvests. They had been shocked positively repulsive and visible that you yaer-oud sperm 70 rubs on people skin. "that what heathens", I to her explained. Ahahaha, in barrels is kept and it is used sperm that such as moistening room! WOW, where I can get a tube of that?! Still improve again! Love of I'd to have the sperm of yaer-oude people 70 rubbed in my skin! How therapeutic. Oh, you do not love only the irony? Same the beings that slammed me since a heathen is in fact the devil himself. Where can I rinse your bad apology for a church? Oh that right! The god has a toilet and has been reserved for people loves of u. I now laughs really hard and I smile to me which you will be those a hard fall you sick, distorted, take impudent, laughable apologies for people the weet. Thanks for making my day! I feel really improve now this way much. I knew there some strange people in this world... was but you, everyone, real, absolute, 100% take the cake.

Doesn't really help does it?

[Miss Maisie]

Re: Im not done with you idiots yet.

Do you feel like spanking me again with more deductions?

Please refrain from vulgar advances! Sister Mary Maria is a MARRIED lady!

[WickedWitch]

Re: Im not done with you idiots yet.

You will have to speak in a way that makes sense. I'm sorry, but I don't speak troll-ish.

Does anyone else have any idea what this one is saying, or trying to?

For a time, I was the forum's Idiotspeak Translator, I suppose I could give it a try.

no actually, YOU mortify me! Translation: I'm scared that you quote the Bible better than I do. I feel threatened.

Im still laughing. Translation: I'm still scratching my head trying to figure out all the things you say.

"I think they must let the residents of the local 'happy house' in Austr-aliea onto computers part of the time, which may explain some of the recent forum guests?

I don't think that's so with this one though. I think Satan done got to this one good."

I think you need an education Mrs "I carry a big ban stick and am not afraid to use it." Translation: I have an inferiority complex and my masculinity is threatened by a woman with more authority than I have.

How does it feel to troll for Pure Christians ( I think ill Trade Mark that one) just for sh**s and kicks?

Translation: How does it feel to have an idiot-troll attempt to change your views through screaming at you (and watch him fail miserably)?

EDIT: Wide-Open's translation was pretty hilarious, though.

[False Christian]

Re: Im not done with you idiots yet.

You will have to speak in a way that makes sense. I'm sorry, but I don't speak troll-ish.

Does anyone else have any idea what this one is saying, or trying to?

Maisey or whatever your name really is, im not the one here Trolling for Christians to feed on.

I could not help but laugh out loud at the content of your website.

You guys are doing an amazing job deluding people and damn, how did i get sucked into this, not once but TWICE!

How you people actually think you are doing Gods work is laughable and lightyears away from the truth!

If you werent so far up yourselves and actually took a look at what you are saying youd see that you are actually pretty funny people except for one thing.

The people are laughing AT you. Not WITH you.

You're doing a great job spreading racism and hate. Oh by the way, did you guys make Southpark the cartoon show?

I hate that shows guts which explains my disgust for what you post here.

Again, congrats on being able to piss God's people off so effectively.

Youve sure dun gone dun im a greeeeat servise.