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  • Eternal Flame
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Nov 2011
    • 68

    #1

    My Missionary Trip to Africa

    Hello fellow forum members,

    If this is the wrong sub-forum, I hope that a moderator can move it swiftly.

    I have been missing from God's favorite forum for a few days and I have returned with good news. Me and my Book Club went on a trip to Africa and carried the only book that we ever read to the natives; the KJV 1611.

    Context: Every Wednesday, me and my book club meet and read the KJV 1611. We have been meeting for the past year and a half and we decided that we should travel to Africa and give them what they really need: BIBLES.

    You should have seen the look on their faces when we showed up with much needed Bibles while they stood on food lines (Communism indoctrination lines). Two of my favorite moments was when a little child came to us crying saying he was thirsty. I reached in my backpack, pulled out my bible, and read him

    John 4:12-14
    12 Art thou greater than our father Jacob, which gave us the well, and drank thereof himself, and his children, and his cattle?

    13 Jesus answered and said unto her, Whosoever drinketh of this water shall thirst again:

    14 But whosoever drinketh of the water that I shall give him shall never thirst; but the water that I shall give him shall be in him a well of water springing up into everlasting life.

    After this, I took my bottle of water, and threw it all out to show him how I too had accepted the living water. The tears of joy in his eyes were almost as powerful as the sight of him falling on his face and crying out to the Lord

    His brother then came up to me and asked me for some of my food. I was up to this challenge as well. I read to him

    John 4:31-36

    31 In the mean while his disciples prayed him, saying, Master, eat.

    32 But he said unto them, I have meat to eat that ye know not of.

    33 Therefore said the disciples one to another, Hath any man brought him ought to eat?

    34 Jesus saith unto them, My meat is to do the will of him that sent me, and to finish his work.

    35 Say not ye, There are yet four months, and then cometh harvest? behold, I say unto you, Lift up your eyes, and look on the fields; for they are white already to harvest.

    36 And he that reapeth receiveth wages, and gathereth fruit unto life eternal: that both he that soweth and he that reapeth may rejoice together.

    I then took my lunch, and cast it down as a symbol that I had meat that he could not see. He too cried out to the Lord in tears. It was a beautiful sight.


    I'd also like to share some pictures from our mission:

    Native with a KJV:



    Our first Sunday School class:



    Here we lent the natives some clothes for their church service. We burned the clothes afterward to assure they wouldn't get used to any communism.



    I hope that my thread is inspiring and that True Christians™ approve of it. I thank God that I was able to feed these natives, spiritually. God Bless
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    Deuteronomy 31:6
    Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the LORD your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you.
  • Mary-Yves Lapierre
    Forum Member
    • Apr 2010
    • 189

    #2
    Re: My Missionary Trip to Africa

    Is it such a good idea to be saving the darkies? I don't wish to be mugged or raped in heaven.

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    • MitzaLizalor
      Completely CRAZY for the Lord
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2010
      • 14482

      #3
      Re: My Missionary Trip to Africa

      Originally posted by Mary-Yves Lapierre View Post
      Is it such a good idea to be saving the darkies? I don't wish to be mugged or raped in heaven.
      I John 1:9 If we confesse our sinnes, hee is faithfull, & iust to forgiue vs our sinnes, and to cleanse vs from all vnrighteousnesse.
      ©1611

      God is referring here to the way He had arranged to deal with iniquity historically by incinerating animals and spraying blood around, as He commanded Moses to do when His covenant was established:

      HEBREWS 9
      19
      For when Moses had spoken euery precept to all the people according to the Law, he tooke the blood of Calues and of Goates, with water and scarlet wooll, and hysope, and sprinckled both the booke and all the people,
      20 Saying, This is the blood of the Testament which God hath enioyned vnto you.
      21 Moreouer, hee sprinkled with blood both the Tabernacle, and all the vessels of the Ministery.
      22 And almost all things are by the Law purged with blood: and without shedding of blood is no remission.

      ©1611

      People are free to reject God's Perfect Love of course and disregard His commandments. They may expect no better then having their children killed, as a direct result of their debased "lifestyle choices" or to see their pregnant wives hacked to pieces and their tiny unborn children ripped out and thrown aside into a convulsing and bloody heap.
      Jesus was killed and His blood drained out onto the earth so that we might be cleansed from all unrighteousness. Jesus knew all the Psalms, obviously, and in Psalm 51 the exact point that was troubling you is quite clearly addressed. John understood that Jesus purges those who believe His injuries and His bleeding to death are the ultimate sacrifice, as the psalmist anticipated:


      PSALM 51
      3
      For I acknowledge my transgressions: and my sinne is euer before mee.
      4 Against thee, thee onely haue I sinned, and done this euill in thy sight: that thou mightest bee iustified when thou speakest, and be cleare when thou iudgest.
      5 Behold, I was shapen in iniquitie: and in sinne did my mother conceiue me.
      6 Behold, thou desirest trueth in the inward parts: and in the hidden part thou shalt make me to know wisedome.
      7 Purge me with hyssope, and I shalbe cleane: wash me, and I shall be whiter then snow.

      ©1611

      I hope that reassures you (in the event that you make it to Heaven).

      But I was a little concerned to see that you are bribing people or something?

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      • Jack O'fagan
        With faith as immovable as the Earth
        True Christian™
        • Feb 2011
        • 4836

        #4
        Re: My Missionary Trip to Africa

        Missionary work in Africa is very important. We can see God's words being followed by the righteous persecution and imprisonment for homosexuals. Without Christianity these fags would just be allowed to walk around like normal people.


        They are getting it right in Nigeria,

        "If same-sex marriage could be termed as wrong by the creator who created us, then it is proper for us to abolish it in its entirety," Yunusa Tanko, National Secretary of the minority National Conscience Party and current vice president candidate, told Nigeria's The National.

        The law prohibiting gay marriage is our own internal law and we expect other countries to understand that this is Nigeria and what is peculiar to our expectations, our needs and culture is what is referred to as law," he said, adding "as far as we are concerned gay marriage will not help us. Those western countries should not feel dissapointed by our own law, rather they should strive to emulate us."


        Nigeria is one of nearly 40 African nations where homosexuality is against the law. Only 13 countries on the continent don't have laws specifically against homosexual relations.
        Glory!


        Jack
        Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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        I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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        • MitzaLizalor
          Completely CRAZY for the Lord
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2010
          • 14482

          #5
          Re: My Missionary Trip to Africa

          Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
          Missionary work in Africa is very important.
          There are so many examples of the wretchedness of disbelief to be found in Africa. The demonic "aid" agencies do nothing to bring a knowledge of The Truth - quite the reverse. How many times have we heard the tale of "doctors" going around giving people plastic eyes and never a mention of casting aside the devils who caused the condition in the first place?

          Luke was a doctor. He knew the difference between an illness that could be cured (and Jesus healed many people fron illnesses) and DEMONIC POSSESSION REQUIRING MIRACULOUS INTERVENTION.


          EVIDENCE
          MARK 10
          51
          And Iesus answered, and said vnto him, What wilt thou that I should doe vnto thee? The blinde man said vnto him, Lord, that I might receiue my sight.
          52 And Iesus saide vnto him, Goe thy way, thy faith hath made thee whole: And immediatly hee receiued his sight, & followed Iesus in the way.

          ©1611

          Mark was not a doctor. He knew that the blind man was blind and knew that Jesus performed a miracle - not a miracle of "plastic eyes" or "healing" but a miracle of FAITH.

          How sorely lacking is such faith in the dark and satanic continent of Africa. There are blind people everywhere and none of them have the faith necessary for Jesus to intervene!

          Those aid agencies might just as well send witchdoctors as "opticians" for all the good they do: Mark 8:36!


          PROOF
          LUKE 18
          35
          And it came to passe, that as he was come nigh vnto Iericho, a certaine blinde man sate by the way side, begging,
          36 And hearing the multitude passe by, he asked what it meant.
          37 And they tolde him that Iesus of Nazareth passeth by.
          38 And he cried, saying, Iesus thou sonne of Dauid, haue mercie on me.

          [An expression of faith - not a request for medical advice]
          39 And they which went before, rebuked him, that hee should holde his peace: but hee cried so much the more, Thou Sonne of Dauid, haue mercie on mee.
          [An expression of strong faith]
          40 And Iesus stood and commanded him to be brought vnto him: and when he was come neere, he asked him,
          41 Saying, What wilt thou that I shall doe vnto thee? And he said, Lord, that I may receiue my sight.
          42 And Iesus said vnto him, Receiue thy sight, thy faith hath saued thee.

          ©1611

          Luke knew this was about faith. He does not mention "healing" or "ophthalmology" but explicitly states that this is a miracle of FAITH and SALVATION. The Bibles being distributed by Eternal Flame will help to show the Path To Salvation to all those blind Africans so that they may be delivered too.

          Hallelujah

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          • HTannor
            America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2009
            • 2612

            #6
            Re: My Missionary Trip to Africa

            Originally posted by Eternal Flame View Post


            The spade in the white shirt seems pretty happy. Did you also provide him with some fried chicken? Watermelon? Both?
            The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

            "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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            • Zechariah Smyth
              Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
              True Christian™
              • Feb 2011
              • 15251

              #7
              Re: My Missionary Trip to Africa

              Originally posted by HTannor View Post
              The spade in the white shirt seems pretty happy. Did you also provide him with some fried chicken? Watermelon? Both?
              He looks like he just stole an Escalade.



              YiC,

              Zech
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              • Eternal Flame
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Nov 2011
                • 68

                #8
                Re: My Missionary Trip to Africa

                Originally posted by HTannor View Post
                The spade in the white shirt seems pretty happy. Did you also provide him with some fried chicken? Watermelon? Both?
                Of course not. We put him to work cleaning our quarters first. What would it profit him to feed him without putting in his fair share of work?
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                Deuteronomy 31:6
                Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the LORD your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you.

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                • Pastor Ed Lowman
                  Southern Hospitality Exemplified
                  Always kind and loving
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2011
                  • 1838

                  #9
                  Re: My Missionary Trip to Africa

                  Originally posted by Eternal Flame View Post
                  Hello fellow forum members,

                  If this is the wrong sub-forum, I hope that a moderator can move it swiftly.

                  I have been missing from God's favorite forum for a few days and I have returned with good news. Me and my Book Club went on a trip to Africa and carried the only book that we ever read to the natives; the KJV 1611....
                  EF, I am delighted to hear of your work.

                  May I suggest that if you don't already, always have it as part of the outreach setup proceedings to have a deacon or one of the missionaries burn any food scraps left behind from the evangelism team. That way, there won't be any fighting amongst the natives over any crumbs that remain.

                  Pastor Ed

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                  • Georgina
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                    Forum Member
                    • Dec 2011
                    • 72

                    #10
                    Re: My Missionary Trip to Africa

                    Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                    Missionary work in Africa is very important. We can see God's words being followed by the righteous persecution and imprisonment for homosexuals. Without Christianity these fags would just be allowed to walk around like normal people.


                    They are getting it right in Nigeria,



                    Glory!


                    Jack



                    yep the africans seem to have the right idea, they just need the occasional friendly shove to behave like whites
                    determined to become a good Christian housewife!

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                    • Brother Enoch
                      The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2008
                      • 4392

                      #11
                      Re: My Missionary Trip to Africa

                      Originally posted by georgia View Post

                      yep the africans seem to have the right idea, they just need the occasional friendly shove to behave like whites
                      Now, now, that sounds almost racist and we'll have none of that. Just think of how the Irish and the French supposedly white people behave.

                      I think what you meant to say was 'behave like white American Christians'.

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