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  • Faith_Machine
    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2011
    • 10050

    #1

    BREAKING: God punishes San Francisco with devastating meteor strike!

    Today is truly an auspicious occasion, as the Lord has chosen this day to begin raining down His mighty judgment upon the sodomy capital of the world:

    Meteor Destroys San Francisco Neighborhood

    Reader Geoff G. submitted these photos via our Facebook wall. He explains:

    My co-worker noticed a streak in the sky heading towards the ground. Then the fire.

    Holy moly. SFist is covering the fire, but so far there’s no official word on the cause:

    12:39: All streets in the immediate area are closed. The public is being asked to stay away from the Western Addition/NOPA/Alamo Square area for now.

    12:40: A fifth alarm has now been called. This fire is completely out of control. Building is being described as “very old” by Captain Denis O’Leary. A Shelter-in-place has been declared.






    Naturally, the brain-damaged Apple fans at Gizmodo are already conspiring with NASA to deny reality.

    They obviously don't read the Bible enough. I am reminded of the following scene from Genesis, a scene which is daily re-enacted in San Francisco, in the most disgusting ways possible:

    Genesis 19:4-5

    4But before they lay down, the men of the city, even the men of Sodom, compassed the house round, both old and young, all the people from every quarter:

    5And they called unto Lot, and said unto him, Where are the men which came in to thee this night? bring them out unto us, that we may know them.
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  • Youth Pastor Marty
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 365

    #2
    Re: BREAKING: God punishes San Francisco with devastating meteor strike!

    Leave it to the Liberals and newsmedia to try and cover up a disaster in their own sinful heartland. The Lord has obviously developed a wonderful sense of humor over the years, because He never fired any warning shots at Sodom!

    Matthew 13:41-43 The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth. Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.

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    • Faith_Machine
      Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Mar 2011
      • 10050

      #3
      Re: BREAKING: God punishes San Francisco with devastating meteor strike!

      I do feel a bit uncomfortable using the term "meteor," though. I'd certainly like to hear from some of our Biblical astronomy experts regarding whether the idea of a "meteor," as secular scientists imagine it, is even a valid concept.
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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #4
        Re: BREAKING: God punishes San Francisco with devastating meteor strike!

        Look for frogs dropping from the skies on Christmas day. Jesus has had enough of those perverts!
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Youth Pastor Marty
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 365

          #5
          Re: BREAKING: God punishes San Francisco with devastating meteor strike!

          Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
          I do feel a bit uncomfortable using the term "meteor," though. I'd certainly like to hear from some of our Biblical astronomy experts regarding whether the idea of a "meteor," as secular scientists imagine it, is even a valid concept.
          We all know the Lord has mysterious ways of getting his kicks. As close to the Lord as I am, I believe it's safe to say His reasons for tossing stellar stones our way are the same ones I had for knocking birds off of the fence posts as a young boy.

          Matthew 13:41-43 The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth. Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.

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          • Jack O'fagan
            With faith as immovable as the Earth
            True Christian™
            • Feb 2011
            • 4836

            #6
            Re: BREAKING: God punishes San Francisco with devastating meteor strike!

            Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
            I do feel a bit uncomfortable using the term "meteor," though. I'd certainly like to hear from some of our Biblical astronomy experts regarding whether the idea of a "meteor," as secular scientists imagine it, is even a valid concept.

            Well 'meteor' isn't mentioned directly but Jesus does talk about them. Remember that a meteor is just a star that has become dislodged from the firmament. Sometimes through God's will, sometimes due to the tidal movement of the waters above the firmament.


            Mark 13:25 And the stars of heaven shall fall, and the powers that are in heaven shall be shaken.
            26And then shall they see the Son of man coming in the clouds with great power and glory.


            Could it be the first sign of the Rapture?? We can only hope.

            I have opened my upstairs windows in preparation,

            YIC

            Jack
            Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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            I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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            • Rev. M. Rodimer
              Honorary True Christian™
              Forum Member
              • May 2008
              • 13996

              #7
              Re: BREAKING: God punishes San Francisco with devastating meteor strike!

              Do we know it wasn't Al Gay-da, the homosexual terrorists pushing their 'gay agenda'?
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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              • Faith_Machine
                Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Mar 2011
                • 10050

                #8
                Re: BREAKING: God punishes San Francisco with devastating meteor strike!

                Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                Do we know it wasn't Al Gay-da, the homosexual terrorists pushing their 'gay agenda'?
                Them bombing San Francisco would be like the Nazis bombing Dresden.
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