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  • #16
    Re: HELL Train Dead Pool 2012

    Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
    HAPPY NEW YEAR Folks!

    Here is a list of people I think will board the HELL Train this year.

    Zsa Zsa Gabor
    Doris Day
    Mike Wallace
    Larry King
    Ronnie Biggs
    Ernest Borgnine
    Dick Clark
    Whitney Houston
    Kirk Douglas
    Etta James
    Bradley Manning
    Olivia deHavilland
    Don Pardo
    Jerry Sandusky
    Pope Benedict
    Oscar Niemeyer
    Lauren Bacall
    Lil Wayne
    Bono
    Annette Funicello
    William "Refrigerator" Perry isn't feeling too hot.


    Who do you think will be on board?



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    • #17
      Re: HELL Train Dead Pool 2012

      Bono?

      Bono died on January 5, 1998 of injuries sustained when he hit a tree while skiing on the Nevada side of Heavenly Ski Resort
      Come climb my mountains.

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      • #18
        Re: HELL Train Dead Pool 2012

        I think that Daisy is referring to the singer from the band U2.
        “Immediately the boy’s father exclaimed, ‘I do believe; help me overcome my unbelief!’”

        Mark 9:24

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        • #19
          Re: HELL Train Dead Pool 2012

          Originally posted by Orange. View Post
          I think that Daisy is referring to the singer from the band U2.
          U2? I don't text. Sorry.
          Come climb my mountains.

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          • #20
            Re: HELL Train Dead Pool 2012

            Originally posted by Roberta View Post
            U2? I don't text. Sorry.
            No need to apologise, U2 is the name of the band, I have not shortened the name in anyway.
            “Immediately the boy’s father exclaimed, ‘I do believe; help me overcome my unbelief!’”

            Mark 9:24

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            • #21
              Re: HELL Train Dead Pool 2012

              Originally posted by Orange. View Post
              No need to apologise, U2 is the name of the band, I have not shortened the name in anyway.
              Sorry, are they Motown?
              Come climb my mountains.

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              • #22
                Re: HELL Train Dead Pool 2012

                Originally posted by Roberta View Post
                Sorry, are they Motown?

                No, the band play rock music, I have heard them a few times and although I am not a fan I can say that I have enjoyed a few of their tracks.
                “Immediately the boy’s father exclaimed, ‘I do believe; help me overcome my unbelief!’”

                Mark 9:24

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                • #23
                  Re: HELL Train Dead Pool 2012

                  Originally posted by Orange. View Post
                  No, the band play rock music, I have heard them a few times and although I am not a fan I can say that I have enjoyed a few of their tracks.
                  You EMOS and your 'tracks'. God sees you people cutting His creation.
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • #24
                    Re: HELL Train Dead Pool 2012

                    Like AC/DC--got it (I have one acquaintance who's acca/dacca). I can see why the Bonos made the list.
                    Come climb my mountains.

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                    • #25
                      Re: HELL Train Dead Pool 2012

                      Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                      You EMOS and your 'tracks'. God sees you people cutting His creation.
                      I am certainly not an EMO, whatever that may be.

                      I am sorry i feel that I have made a mistake with this group, I will thank you for your time and may god be with you.

                      Ryan.
                      “Immediately the boy’s father exclaimed, ‘I do believe; help me overcome my unbelief!’”

                      Mark 9:24

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                      • #26
                        Re: HELL Train Dead Pool 2012

                        Is Keith Richards still alive?
                        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                        • #27
                          Re: HELL Train Dead Pool 2012

                          Originally posted by Orange. View Post
                          U2.
                          Oh, yeah? Well, "U2" Jesus-Hater!

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                          • #28
                            Re: HELL Train Dead Pool 2012

                            Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                            Is Keith Richards still alive?
                            No one can tell.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                            • #29
                              Re: HELL Train Dead Pool 2012

                              Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                              Is Keith Richards still alive?
                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              No one can tell.
                              I think they've been dragging the same cardboard cut-out around on their tours since the mid-70's. Must have gotten wet a few times, there are lots of wrinkles in it now.

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                              • #30
                                Re: HELL Train Dead Pool 2012

                                Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                                Is Keith Richards still alive?
                                One of life's greatest mysteries.

                                As for the dead pool:

                                Broccoli Spears, by overdose;
                                Justin Beiber, by stalker or Flowbee accident;
                                Christina Aguilera, by explosion (of her fat behind) or heart attack;
                                Cher, by being left in the sun and melting;
                                Paula Abdul, falling down a flight of stairs;
                                Newt Gingrich, by suicide following realization that his career in politics is over.
                                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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