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Looks like that cathlick mugabe has just bought his ticket:
Looks like that cathlick mugabe has just bought his ticket:
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Genesis 7:5
And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.
John 8:32
And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.
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I think he "snorted" his own ashes, didn't he?Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
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Praise the Glory
- Mike "the kike" Wallace is finally being reamed by Satan.
The man who tried to defame General Westmoreland. For years, he battled depression (after bad mouthing a respected General, I would think so!) finally had the cancer God gave him slowly eat away his colon. Thank you Jesus, no more Mike Wallace blowing it out his rectum. Typical joo
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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Why do people like him change their names to hide their jewicity? Like Myron Wallik is less credible?Originally posted by James Hutchins View PostPraise the Glory - Mike "the kike" Wallace is finally being reamed by Satan.
The man who tried to defame General Westmoreland. For years, he battled depression (after bad mouthing a respected General, I would think so!) finally had the cancer God gave him slowly eat away his colon. Thank you Jesus, no more Mike Wallace blowing it out his rectum. Typical joo
Do you how demoralized I was when I learned that Captain Kirk was a hebe? I thought he was an all American like Kirk Douglas.Come climb my mountains.Comment
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Amazing, truly the spirit is leading you.Originally posted by Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson View PostChristians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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If anyone doubts the power of prayer, this is Exhibit A.Originally posted by Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson View Post
Amidst the liberal media circus surrounding the so-called "Buffett Rule" which would place an oppressive tax burden on the Job Creators in this struggling economy, God has chosen to send a message.
God has struck self-loathing Job Creator Warrenn Buffett in the prostate just at the time his socialist plot is being hatched by Obama's jack-booted thugs in Congress.
Let us bow our heads and pray for his cancer's rapid metastasization.
Psalm 58
1Do ye indeed speak righteousness, O congregation? do ye judge uprightly, O ye sons of men?
2Yea, in heart ye work wickedness; ye weigh the violence of your hands in the earth.
3The wicked are estranged from the womb: they go astray as soon as they be born, speaking lies.
4Their poison is like the poison of a serpent: they are like the deaf adder that stoppeth her ear;
5Which will not hearken to the voice of charmers, charming never so wisely.
6Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth: break out the great teeth of the young lions, O LORD.
7Let them melt away as waters which run continually: when he bendeth his bow to shoot his arrows, let them be as cut in pieces.
8As a snail which melteth, let every one of them pass away: like the untimely birth of a woman, that they may not see the sun.
9Before your pots can feel the thorns, he shall take them away as with a whirlwind, both living, and in his wrath.
10The righteous shall rejoice when he seeth the vengeance: he shall wash his feet in the blood of the wicked.
11So that a man shall say, Verily there is a reward for the righteous: verily he is a God that judgeth in the earth.II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony
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There is little chance that Jesus is going to be moved by the Roman Catholic bead swinging socialist dictator of Venezuela, Hugo Chavez. I realize that Jesus has had enough of Hugo, and in His infinite wisdom is torturing him for his crimes against his own people, but for the sake of the rest of us having to endure Hugo's insufferable begging I think we can all pray the Jesus gets this over with soon.
Tearful Hugo Chávez prays for God to spare him from cancer
Hugo Chavez, Suffering From Cancer, Begs Jesus Christ to Spare His Life
By Stoyan Zaimov, Christian Post Reporter - April 10, 2012|11:41 am
After returning from cancer treatment in Cuba last week, Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez went on national television to ask Jesus Christ to save him from death so that he can continue serving his country.
The president, who is a Roman Catholic, openly wept at a pre-Easter mass last week in his home state of Barinas as he called upon Jesus, the Guardian reported.
"Give me your crown, Jesus. Give me your cross, your thorns so that I may bleed. But give me life, because I have more to do for this country and these people. Do not take me yet," Chávez expressed, as he stood below a statue of Jesus with the crucifix.
"Today I have more faith than yesterday," he said. "Life has been a hurricane ... but a couple of years ago my life began to become not my own any more. Who said the path of revolution would be easy?"
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At the pre-Easter church service, the 57-year-old president, wearing a rosary, thanked his mother and father for their love and support, and admitted he could not 'avoid some tears."
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Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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Oh my GOD, that big Fat communniss! You-go (to HELL!) Chatters. My Prayers have finally been answered
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Dick Clark's attic is now safe again.
GLORY!!!
I wonder if Ryan Seacrest has commissioned his portrait yet?Comment
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4 out of 21, and it's only April? Let's do Vegas some time, baby!Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View PostBOOM! JESUS wins again!
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Shut your atheist trap, maggot! My fiance of 7 years is not about to trapse off to Godless Las Vegas with a monkey-worshiper like you.Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post4 out of 21, and it's only April? Let's do Vegas some time, baby!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Two weeks to go. Doris Day, Zsa Zsa, and Annette Funicello are at the top of MY prayer list.Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View PostHAPPY NEW YEAR Folks!
Here is a list of people I think will board the HELL Train this year.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Doris Day
Mike Wallace
Larry King
Ronnie Biggs
Ernest Borgnine
Dick Clark
Whitney Houston
Kirk Douglas
Etta James
Bradley Manning
Olivia deHavilland
Don Pardo
Jerry Sandusky
Pope Benedict
Oscar Niemeyer
Lauren Bacall
Lil Wayne
Bono
Annette Funicello
William "Refrigerator" Perry isn't feeling too hot.
Who do you think will be on board?
TOOT TOOOT! CHOO CHUGGA LUGGA!
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Bruce Hornsby is 58. Surely God will kill him soon, for writing the liberal anthem "The Way it is", in which he attacks old people, the job creating class, the nouveaux riches, and the blessed.
The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!
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Disney Mouseketeer Annette Funicello has just risen to the top of my list as I recently stumbled upon her stunningly dreadful performance in Victor Herbert's Christmas classic Babes in Toyland.Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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