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  • Justina Thyme
    Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2007
    • 1718

    #1

    Witnessing made easy! GLORY!

    While looking around on the Interwebs this evening, I was blessed to come upon some wondrous information. I've tried to import the original, but for some reason was unable; however, here's a cut-and-paste:



    1. Stop at a gas station or restaurant which has a public restroom offering LOCKED PRIVACY. It must have a door that locks from the inside. If it doesn't, you won't have the privacy you need for this exercise. Enter the room. "Click" lock the door behind you. Now you're all alone. No one can get in unless you unlock the door. See how safe you are? There's no way for people to come bursting into the room and discover you in the act of leaving a tract.



    2. Now draw out a tract from your pocket. Hold it out to your side at arm's length. (See photo). It quivers, doesn't it? That quivering is your fear translated into something you can see. The shaking of your fingers corresponds to the trembling of your heart. The fluttering of that tract is YOUR FEAR out there where you can look at it. The more shy you are the more that tract will shake. The more bold and aggressive you are, the less it will shake. But there will be some feelings for you to deal with.



    3. With your arm still extended, bow your head. You are going to speak directly to the Holy Spirit. If you have never done this before, determine to do so now. After all, He is GOD. Ignoring Him is perhaps the greatest sin in the church today, and the real reason behind the decline in the various denominations. So, with your hand still trembling, speak to Him aloud.



    4. Now swing your arm so that you can place the tract on a towel box or shelf. It really doesn't matter where, so long as it is in plain view of anyone who might enter the room after you. As the tract leaves your fingers, say aloud: "In the name of the Lord Jesus Christ!"

    That's for your benefit. I told you this was the beginning point. For some this will be the first time they have ever declared Jesus' name in a public place. Here in this private moment you can taste the thrill of it. Be bold as you say it. No one can get in. Try and sense the delight that goes with having that precious name on your lips. You're sure to like it. It will prepare you to utter His name a bit more publicly later on.


    From "Witnessing Made Easy: The Ladder-Method," by C.S. Lovett, published by Personal Christianity, Baldwin Park, California, 1984 edition. Look for other titles, "Help Lord - The Devil Wants Me Fat," "Latest Word on the Last Days," "Longing to be Loved," and "A Little Light on Alliteration."
    Last edited by Justina Thyme; 06-20-2008, 09:27 PM.
    Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

    1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

    A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
    Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .

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  • JennyD
    Honorary True Christian™
    Sweet Placid Sister
    Forum Member
    • Dec 2007
    • 9567

    #2
    Re: Witnessing made easy! GLORY!

    Sister Justina, I am sure I speak for all the True Christians(tm) when I say how thoughtful it was of you to post this helpful guide in our Forum. Where did you find this little treat?

    However . . .

    A True Christian(tm) is not some limp-wristed pansy cruising truck stop men's rooms, Sister! A True Christian(tm) does not timidly hide a Chick Tract in the toilet paper roll! Why, a True Christian(tm) walks right up to a musky, muscular sinner exiting the cab of his 18-wheeler, holds out her hand, and says, "Sir, I've got a special friend I'd like to introduce you to. May I join you in your cab for a chat?"

    I've used that opening line with great success, Sister! The personal touch is far more effective than an anonymous "drive-by Jesusing".
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    • Justina Thyme
      Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2007
      • 1718

      #3
      Re: Witnessing made easy! GLORY!

      Oh, yes, Sister Jenny, he does look rather... dainty, doesn't he? But my impression here is that this is a page from a training manual for Christians who are new to witnessing and may be a bit shy, or who lack sufficient social skills to speak about our Savior without stuttering or otherwise sounding like a 'tard.

      I like your "special Friend" opener! I used one similar to that on a young gentleman several years ago and found that he was already saved. He's now my husband!
      Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

      1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

      A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
      Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .

      LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27

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      • Old Iron Crotch
        SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
        • May 2007
        • 3056

        #4
        Re: Witnessing made easy! GLORY!

        Originally posted by JennyD View Post
        Why, a True Christian™ walks right up to a musky, muscular sinner exiting the cab of his 18-wheeler, holds out her hand, and says, "Sir, I've got a special friend I'd like to introduce you to. May I join you in your cab for a chat?"

        I've used that opening line with great success, Sister! The personal touch is far more effective than an anonymous "drive-by Jesusing".
        My friends who drive 18-wheelers say that "lot lizards" (hookers who work truck stops) use a similar approach.
        Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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        • Miss Hikari
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • May 2007
          • 372

          #5
          Re: Witnessing made easy! GLORY!

          Speaking of chick tracts....
          Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 03-05-2008, 11:05 PM. Reason: link fixed

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          • Old Iron Crotch
            SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
            • May 2007
            • 3056

            #6
            Re: Witnessing made easy! GLORY!

            Originally posted by Miss Hikari View Post


            Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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            • Justina Thyme
              Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
              True Christian™
              • Dec 2007
              • 1718

              #7
              Re: Witnessing made easy! GLORY!

              Originally posted by Miss Hikari View Post
              Miss Hikari, no one was speaking of Chick tracts here. And even if we had been I clicked on that vile link you provided and was appalled.

              Mr. Chick is a Godly man, and this forum is not for the mockery of Christians such as he.
              Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

              1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

              A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
              Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .

              LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27

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              • JennyD
                Honorary True Christian™
                Sweet Placid Sister
                Forum Member
                • Dec 2007
                • 9567

                #8
                Re: Witnessing made easy! GLORY!

                Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
                My friends who drive 18-wheelers say that "lot lizards" (hookers who work truck stops) use a similar approach.
                Do you think that's why the men are always so friendly and receptive to being entered by Jesus' True Love? Because they are used to having to pay for a shallow mockery of love from some harlot?
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                • Old Iron Crotch
                  SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                  • May 2007
                  • 3056

                  #9
                  Re: Witnessing made easy! GLORY!

                  Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                  Do you think that's why the men are always so friendly and receptive to being entered by Jesus' True Love? Because they are used to having to pay for a shallow mockery of love from some harlot?

                  I have a feeling that when they find out you're peddling the contents of your Bible and not the contents of your panties, they're ready for you to leave.
                  Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                  • StreetPreacherLew
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Mar 2008
                    • 107

                    #10
                    Re: Witnessing made easy! GLORY!

                    Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
                    I have a feeling that when they find out you're peddling the contents of your Bible and not the contents of your panties, they're ready for you to leave.
                    Praise Him, you can do both! Didn't you read about Landover's Sex4Salvation Ministry?

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                    • Ahimaaz Smith
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Nov 2007
                      • 2549

                      #11
                      Re: Witnessing made easy! GLORY!

                      Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
                      I have a feeling that when they find out you're peddling the contents of your Bible and not the contents of your panties, they're ready for you to leave.
                      Perhaps they were not ordained to eternal life:

                      And when the Gentiles heard this, they were glad, and glorified the word of the Lord: and as many as were ordained to eternal life believed. Acts 13:48

                      Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25

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                      • Miss Hikari
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • May 2007
                        • 372

                        #12
                        Re: Witnessing made easy! GLORY!

                        Originally posted by Justina Thyme View Post
                        Miss Hikari, no one was speaking of Chick tracts here. And even if we had been I clicked on that vile link you provided and was appalled.

                        Mr. Chick is a Godly man, and this forum is not for the mockery of Christians such as he.
                        Well, I assumed that the tracts the man was leaving in the bathroom were chick tracts, because they are usually the only ones I can find when I'm out of toilet paper. My mistake.

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                        • Ali al-Rashid
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Mar 2008
                          • 68

                          #13
                          Re: Witnessing made easy! GLORY!

                          This thread confuses me.....

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78556

                            #14
                            Re: Witnessing made easy! GLORY!

                            Originally posted by Ali al-Rashid View Post
                            This thread confuses me.....
                            Of course it does! This is graduate school work! you don'y belong in here camel lover.

                            Start off by reading the KJV1611 Bible. Then get back to us.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • Ali al-Rashid
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Mar 2008
                              • 68

                              #15
                              Re: Witnessing made easy! GLORY!

                              But what does a bathroom visit have to do with anything?

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