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  • Faith_Machine
    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2011
    • 10049

    #1

    What Smokey the Bear was to forest fires...

    ...the Purity Bear is to fires in your loins!

    I must admit I was at first concerned with the direction this video was going. Seeing that young actor and actress so realistically acting out the preliminary stages of an act of premarital sex really did cause me to question the director's judgment.

    The payoff was very satisfying, however:




    I just hope and pray those two kids in that video didn't get any kind of crazy ideas from acting out that scene. Back in Shakespearean times, the female roles were usually played by male actors disguised as women. Perhaps that would have been a better option than throwing together a young man and woman and making them act out such a steamy "love" scene on camera?

    Obviously, you'd have to make sure neither of the male actors were showing any of the early warning signs of homosexuality, so that right there would rule out any males who'd voluntarily shown up for an acting audition. Recruits from the high school's football team might be a safe bet, though.


    Anyway, I'm getting sidetracked. The main point here is that Purity Bear is a wonderful mascot for abstinence, and I sure do hope we'll see more of him!




    1 Corinthians 7:2

    2Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband.
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  • Billy Bob Jenkins
    Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
    About as Straight and Manly as you can get
    Hates anal sex. And trees.
    True Christian™
    • May 2010
    • 8337

    #2
    Re: What Smokey the Bear was to forest fires...

    It really isn't love unless the government has licensed it. That's why I advocate small government: for those hard to reach places.
    The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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    • Rev. M. Rodimer
      Honorary True Christian™
      Forum Member
      • May 2008
      • 13996

      #3
      Re: What Smokey the Bear was to forest fires...

      I'm not sure about that Purity Bear.

      "I know she's cuddly. Look at me, I'm cuddly!"

      WHAT? I think he was flirting with that young man!

      Does "Purity Bear" advocate "Saddlebacking", having all kinds of sex except NORMAL sex so as to remain a "technical virgin"?

      Or perhaps he thinks the young man should work out his lustful urges on something cuddly . . . like HIM!

      Why couldn't they use the chaste and respectable Pediabear instead of this rather creepy "Purity Bear"?
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • Faith_Machine
        Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Mar 2011
        • 10049

        #4
        Re: What Smokey the Bear was to forest fires...

        Stunningly perceptive, Reverend Rodimer! Something about this video made me uncomfortable at first, and I know realize I should have trusted my gut! If it starts flaky, it'll end flaky!
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