Hatemongers attack LGBT Facts on Twitter!

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Friends, I just heard about this. I don't actually use or understand Twitter, but one brave soul on that site has created an account under the username "lgbtfacts" in order to help dispel myths about the gay community and replace them with, well, facts.

Here is an example of the helpful content this user has been posting:

lgbtfacts LGBT Facts
There is a silent epidemic of Christian kids committing suicide due to #LGBT bullies not reported by media #LGBTfacts #lgbt #ssm #no4m #tcot
23 Jan

Unfortunately, if you'll peruse a Twitter search for the LGBT Facts hash tag, you'll see that the Gaystapo is currently engaged in a concerted effort of "hash tag hijacking," making fraudulent posts with the #LGBTfacts hash tag in them, just for the sole purpose of disrupting the ability of LGBT Facts to get their message out.

It's sad that these homosexuals are so eager to post lies on the Internet. They probably don't even realize how much God hates them for their dishonesty:

Proverbs 6:16-19

16These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:

17A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,

18An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,

19A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

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now for the very first time I do so wish I knew how to Twatter so I could support her in this Mission. But I am v computer illiterate (they're the devil's tools really unless you're looking at LBC aren't they and often lead us to looking at the sinful bits of outr brethren in not quite the manner the Lord intends us to?)

I don't even have a MyBook or FaceSpace account. Should I try to find out how the new fangledness works so I can help this faithful sister in Christ?

The more I read of the Bible in 365 Days the more I realise: God really does hate homersexuals. Those pentecostals are so wrong about Him loving the sinner...he's out to smite them pervs and nothing surer.



"Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves: Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen. For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet. And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;"
Romans 1:24-28


"Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire."
Jude 1:7

Now on a related topic...ought I to change hairdressers do you think? He's a bit light on his feet and I thought maybe Jesus would be happier if I dump the little reprobate?

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Now on a related topic...ought I to change hairdressers do you think? He's a bit light on his feet and I thought maybe Jesus would be happier if I dump the little reprobate?

If you were a man, I would tell you to switch in a heartbeat, but since you're a girl, you're probably safe.

Remember, certain minorities are uniquely predisposed to doing certain jobs, and doing them very well. This is why the Landover Baptist Church's legal team is made up of Jewish lawyers, and they're even allowed to come and go from Freehold as often as they please.

Similarly, Mexican gardeners and negro housekeepers are allowed to enter Freehold during normal working hours, assuming they have actual work to do.

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If you were a man, I would tell you to switch in a heartbeat, but since you're a girl, you're probably safe.

Remember, certain minorities are uniquely predisposed to doing certain jobs, and doing them very well. This is why the Landover Baptist Church's legal team is made up of Jewish lawyers, and they're even allowed to come and go from Freehold as often as they please.

Similarly, Mexican gardeners and negro housekeepers are allowed to enter Freehold during normal working hours, assuming they have actual work to do.

Oh I am so relived because you know you're right about them having a real talent for the beauty industry. No one has ever done such a thorough job on me roots as young Tarquin, I swear.

I'll remember the stuff about lawyers and gardeners and housekeepers if I ever manage to please sweet Jesus enough that He sees fit to reward me with earthly riches and I have the chance to employ any of them in those capacities.

For now I'm stuck pushing Negroes out of me way as I scrabble through the dumpsers at the back of Tescos.

And the buggers are dreadfully pushy there I can tell you what.

YIC


ETA: Oh I was just reading my bible again (KJV obviously as any other is the devil's work)...and I came across this which made me think of how much I learn from all of you every time I come here.

"Take, my brethren, the prophets, who have spoken in the name of the Lord, for an example of suffering affliction, and of patience."
James 5:10.

You are all such shining examples to a poor sinner like me.

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I don't know what a Tesco is, but if you're scrambling through dumpsters, you must be experiencing a real lack of financial abundance in your life.

I'm guessing maybe you haven't been keeping up with your tithing schedule? Why don't you make yourself the following commitment: For every dollar you earn turning in cans and bottles to the recycling center, you're going to take forty cents and donate it to the Landover Baptist Church.

You may think you can't afford it, but I promise you, once you get in the habit of tithing regularly and on time, you'll be surprised at how quickly the Lord will arrange for financial blessings to come your way.

[SisterNeedsASaviour]

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I don't know what a Tesco is, but if you're scrambling through dumpsters, you must be experiencing a real lack of financial abundance in your life.

I'm guessing maybe you haven't been keeping up with your tithing schedule? Why don't you make yourself the following commitment: For every dollar you earn turning in cans and bottles to the recycling center, you're going to take forty cents and donate it to the Landover Baptist Church.

You may think you can't afford it, but I promise you, once you get in the habit of tithing regularly and on time, you'll be surprised at how quickly the Lord will arrange for financial blessings to come your way.

Oh well I'm bit out of the way of the cash economy just now it's true. You see when I found Jesus he was kind of insistent I gave up me night work...if you know what I mean. Oddly enough it was in Tescos@ that I found him.

Well I say "in". It was in fact at the aforementioned Dumpster alcove out the back of the loading bay area and I was wrestling with an especially persistent and well built example of negro womanhood for a tray of virtually unspoiled cumquats at the time. But to digress and tell the whole miraculous tale of my own Salvation....well, that's a thread derail right there and the sweet Jesus would not like such a thing to happen here his very own domain, would he?


Anyway to get back to your attempt to correct me on my lack of tithing: Would you be able to take payment in kind at all? I can get almost unlimited access to day old bread and slightly sticky deli meats for a start. That big negro chick got frightened off by me apparition. I got a clear field at those dumpsters right now. First refusal on all slightly spoiled fresh produce.

Life is not easy for a recently reformed floozy, but I am walking in the light now and I am always grateful to my saviour Jesus Christ who saved me from the Iniquities I was embroiled in.

@Tescos is a supermarket chain similar but obviously well inferior to your own Walmarts and such like.

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But to digress and tell the whole miraculous tale of my own Salvation....well, that's a thread derail right there and the sweet Jesus would not like such a thing to happen here his very own domain, would he?

Perish the thought, Sister! There is nothing we love more than hearing about how a lost soul came to know Jesus Christ! No matter where you are, and no matter what's going on, it's always a good time to testify!

Anyway to get back to your attempt to correct me on my lack of tithing: Would you be able to take payment in kind at all?

I'm not a church official, and if you ever see anybody whose rank is Honorary True Christian™ or lower attempting to collect funds on behalf of the Landover Baptist Church, please notify a pastor immediately!

To answer your question, I think Jesus wants you to keep all that dumpster food for yourself, or possibly share it with other people in need.

It sounds like you could use some help getting back on your feet. I don't normally advocate women working outside the home, but if you don't have a home, that may provide a valid loophole. I'm going to phone Free Market Fred and James Hutchins and see if either of them might know of any job openings or business opportunities in your area.

[SisterNeedsASaviour]

Re: Hatemongers attack LGBT Facts on Twitter!

now for the very first time I do so wish I knew how to Twatter so I could support her in this Mission. But I am v computer illiterate (they're the devil's tools really unless you're looking at LBC aren't they and often lead us to looking at the sinful bits of out brethren in not quite the manner the Lord intends us to.)

I don't even have a MyBook or FaceSpace account. Should I try to find out how the new fangledness works so I can help this faithful sister in Christ?

The more I read of the Bible in 365 Days the more I realise: God really does hate homersexuals. Those pentecostals are so wrong about Him loving the sinner...he's out to smite them pervs and nothing surer.



"Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves: Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen. For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet. And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;"
Romans 1:24-28


"Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire."
Jude 1:7

Now on a related topic...ought I to change hairdressers do you think? He's a bit light on his feet and I thought maybe Jesus would be happier if I dump the little reprobate?

ETA: Fixing typos n first paragraph. Sorry.