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God JESUS. As soon as I set the cake down, rats got onto it. Poor Brother Gabriel. A Good Christian can't even have a Decent Birth-day anymore without rats spoiling it
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God JESUS. As soon as I set the cake down, rats got onto it. Poor Brother Gabriel. A Good Christian can't even have a Decent Birth-day anymore without rats spoiling it
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Re: Blessed Birthday, GABRIEL REPROBA!
Brother Reproba! When I woke this morning, I noticed God was making the sun shine a little brighter. I now know why. Next time we have dinner at the Landover Men's Club, please, please let me get the check this time!Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household. -
Re: Blessed Birthday, GABRIEL REPROBA!
Happy birthday Gabe! Call me soon, as I have a business proposition to discuss with you.WARNING:
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