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  • Satanic_Heretic
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    • Mar 2008
    • 1

    #1

    I have a question!!

    So...

    What if there really isn't a god? What if at the end, when you die, your body just decomposes? What's the point of doing all this pointless *profanity deleted* in the first place? Why should we praise the false person called Jesus? Just because the majority of you [morbidly retarded] people think that god exists doesn't mean that your faith is right, because who knows, god might be a flying spaghetti monster and we might be worshipping him wrong. The Bible was written by *profanity deleted* like you.

    So my question is, why should we even care? God didn't tell us *profanity deleted*. He was made up. You are all *profanity deleted*
    Last edited by Mrs. Mary Whitford; 03-11-2008, 06:28 AM. Reason: Watch your language
  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
    Ladies of Landover Senior VP
    One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
    Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2006
    • 12414

    #2
    Re: I have a question!!

    Well, I know for a fact Jesus is very much real and living as I have a personal relationship with Him. But say He's not real. What do I lose? I have a life of morality and happiness to look back on. What do you lose? A solid moral compass. But He is real. What do I gain? Eternal life in Heaven! What do you lose? A pain-free afterlife! Do you really want to gamble that you're not going to suffer eternal anguish?
    And please, there is no need for profanity.
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    • JennyD
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      • Dec 2007
      • 9567

      #3
      Re: I have a question!!

      If you're a Satanic Heretic, does that mean you don't follow Satan's teachings?
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      • satanic
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        • Mar 2008
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        #4
        Re: I have a question!!

        yes me and my friend follow the teachings of the true all mighty. I do love how someone that speaks their own feelings has their post deleted. Like mine probably will be. It's funny instead of showing your beliefs you erase everyone elses. It just proves your doubt. Which if I remember correctly is a sin. But then again all christians, catholics, and whatever else you like pretending there is sin. According to the pope(more of a joke than President Bush) pollution is a sin. So you guys must all stop driving right? Oh and "sister mary maria" If you've read the bible it says Jesus is dead. He died like this -> . What I'm getting at is your imaginary friend and the voices in your head aren't Jesus. Have a great day. From the one and only

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #5
          Re: I have a question!!

          Originally posted by satanic View Post
          yes me and my friend follow the teachings of the true all mighty. I do love how someone that speaks their own feelings has their post deleted. Like mine probably will be. It's funny instead of showing your beliefs you erase everyone elses. It just proves your doubt. Which if I remember correctly is a sin. But then again all christians, catholics, and whatever else you like pretending there is sin. According to the pope(more of a joke than President Bush) pollution is a sin. So you guys must all stop driving right? Oh and "sister mary maria" If you've read the bible it says Jesus is dead. He died like this -> . What I'm getting at is your imaginary friend and the voices in your head aren't Jesus. Have a great day. From the one and only
          We don't follow the pope, boy. He's on your team.

          I think you're in the wrong forum.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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          • satanic
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            Under Investigation
            • Mar 2008
            • 22

            #6
            Re: I have a question!!

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            We don't follow the pope, boy. He's on your team.

            I think you're in the wrong forum.
            No I'm not in the wrong forum. All except the pope part has to do with all of you. And can you explain how it's possible to re-re-re-elect Bush? Also explain how he benefits our society. Also, can you prove that Jesus was real? Can you even prove religion?

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            • Ali al-Rashid
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Mar 2008
              • 68

              #7
              Re: I have a question!!

              Why do you love the Shaytan so much?

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              • satanic
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                • Mar 2008
                • 22

                #8
                Re: I have a question!!

                Originally posted by Ali al-Rashid View Post
                Why do you love the Shaytan so much?
                Who wouldn't? SATAN (spelling is key) is a powerful great man.

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                • Ali al-Rashid
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Mar 2008
                  • 68

                  #9
                  Re: I have a question!!

                  Originally posted by satanic View Post
                  Who wouldn't? SATAN (spelling is key) is a powerful great man.
                  In my primary language, it is Shaytan, and it is no man. It is an evil force that intends to stray us from Allah's will.

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                  • satanic
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                    • Mar 2008
                    • 22

                    #10
                    Re: I have a question!!

                    Originally posted by Ali al-Rashid View Post
                    In my primary language, it is Shaytan, and it is no man. It is an evil force that intends to stray us from Allah's will.
                    Allah is great So did the baptists take allah and name him god or did you guys take god and name him allah?

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                    • Ali al-Rashid
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Mar 2008
                      • 68

                      #11
                      Re: I have a question!!

                      Originally posted by satanic View Post
                      Allah is great So did the Baptists take Allah and name him God or did you guys take God and name him Allah?
                      Show some respect.

                      Allah is the Arabic term for the Abrahamic God, and nobody can claim possession of God.

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                      • lilpentecostalgirl
                        Trailer "Christian"
                        • Dec 2007
                        • 279

                        #12
                        Re: I have a question!!

                        Originally posted by satanic View Post
                        Who wouldn't? SATAN (spelling is key) is a powerful great man.

                        Ha Jesus already defeated Satan when he was hung on the cross, he took away something you satanist can not have which is us, and you think Satan is so powerful? He is nothing but a fallen angel wearing a dress. If you worship him you will be rapped for enterinty, why do you want that? Or being in pain? Why not accept our Lord the King of Kings? Wouldn't heaven be better than hell?

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                        • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                          Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                          One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                          Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                          True Christian™
                          • Dec 2006
                          • 12414

                          #13
                          Re: I have a question!!

                          Originally posted by satanic View Post
                          If you've read the bible it says Jesus is dead.
                          "Satanic", if you've read the Bible, you'd see that it says that Jesus died for three days, then arose once again. If you truly understood what that means for your immortal soul, you wouldn't mock. You'd be down on your knees in tears begging for His forgiveness. There is good news though. It's not too late. Pick up a Bible and read it! It will open your eyes and soften your heart!
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                          1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                          Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

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                          • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                            Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                            One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                            Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                            True Christian™
                            • Dec 2006
                            • 12414

                            #14
                            Re: I have a question!!

                            Originally posted by Ali al-Rashid View Post
                            Show some respect.

                            Allah is the Arabic term for the Abrahamic God, and nobody can claim possession of God.
                            Vile lies. Allah is nothing more than a false pagan moon god.
                            Posted via Prayer

                            1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                            Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                            Blogging for CHRIST!
                            Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                            All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                            Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                            On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                            My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                            • Justina Thyme
                              Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
                              True Christian™
                              • Dec 2007
                              • 1718

                              #15
                              Re: I have a question!!

                              Originally posted by satanic View Post
                              No I'm not in the wrong forum. All except the pope part has to do with all of you. And can you explain how it's possible to re-re-re-elect Bush? Also explain how he benefits our society. Also, can you prove that Jesus was real? Can you even prove religion?


                              Can you do the same for your "deity"?
                              Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

                              1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

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                              Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .

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