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I mean, why can't Landover pay off those Hollywoodian bosses to shoot some truly Christian movies? Where do our tithe-money go to?
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Re: Why doesn't Hollywood make any True Christian movies?
Are you nuts? Didn't you ever see Charlton Heston as MOSES?Originally posted by narrowpathy View PostEmeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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That was Charlton Heston?Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
I always thought that was actual footage of what happened.
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Re: Why doesn't Hollywood make any True Christian movies?
well, I havent seen that Moses,
but these films are so rare in comparison to Brokeback Mountain, Narnia, Lord of Rings, etc.
and even if they come out, they are not mainstream, the actors are not stars, and the budget falls far behind Titanic or Superman...."Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me" -- Faaabulous President Bush, May 27, 2004Comment
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Get serious. Mayer, Goldyn, Zanuck, Spielberg--who do you think runs the film industry?Come climb my mountains.Comment
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Re: Why doesn't Hollywood make any True Christian movies?
Are you suggesting that we spend the money that our members Tithe on bribing joos in Hellywood? Are you nuts?Originally posted by narrowpathy View Post
If you want to see how Jesus spends His money, take a look at THIS.
And speaking of Tithing.....Our True Christian™ accountants tell me that you have NEVER sent in penny one, Narrowbrain.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Why doesn't Hollywood make any True Christian movies?
First off, Changing my user name real mature
Second. The Left Behind movies are decent Christian movies based on CHristian booksThose who have sinned must not speak, Those who have betrayed themselves for a false God must suffer.Comment
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They are fiction--how Christian is that?Come climb my mountains.Comment
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Based on events in the bibleThose who have sinned must not speak, Those who have betrayed themselves for a false God must suffer.Comment
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They're based on the Rapture and speculation of what life might be like AFTER; so, the majority has nothing to do with the Bible.Originally posted by PimplezillaWWE View Post
However, you do get credit for noticing Christian films AND for posting on topic.
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Re: Why doesn't Hollywood make any True Christian movies?
They do star that dreamy Kirk Cameron!Originally posted by PimplezillaWWE View Post
However, the question was why doesn't Hollywood make any True Christian(tm) movies. The Left Behind movies are independent films made outside the jooish Hellyweird system.
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Battlefield Earth?????? Thank you for not suggesting that the divinity of man is better than 1000 year old fighters that for some reason work. Stupid Movie!Originally posted by JennyD View Post
There is not one person on Landover Baptist that would believe that Scientology bull$$it.Comment
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Re: Why doesn't Hollywood make any True Christian movies?
That is correct, WatchitWiggles. Well, not one True Christian(tm), anyway. I'd not be surprised if a Scientologist were to show up, but he or she would likely deny that the whole Lard Xena thing was true; they have to spend what, $300,000 to get to that particular "revelation"?Originally posted by unclewiggles View Post
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Don't hold your breath, sister.Originally posted by JennyD View PostComment
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Pa Eze, let me guess, your accountants are joos, right?Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostAre you suggesting that we spend the money that our members Tithe on bribing joos in Hellywood? Are you nuts?
If you want to see how Jesus spends His money, take a look at THIS.
And speaking of Tithing.....Our True Christian™ accountants tell me that you have NEVER sent in penny one, Narrowbrain.
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