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Nukemap allows you to drop famous bombs all over Google Maps
Friends, this is great fun, and you can try it for yourself right here.
We all know the Lord periodically removes His hand of protection from cities and countries which have turned against Him, allowing them to experience earthquakes, Tsunamis, and other types of disasters, and I'm quite certain it's only a matter of time before God shows His loving wrath by allowing nuclear weapons to be used against certain locales.
Whether it's us lobbing missiles into Arabia or the Chinese dropping a bomb on Philadelphia or Chicago, I am quite confident the cleansing fires of a nuclear holocaust would really get the attention of sinners en masse, like no other disaster before.
I've long anticipated San Francisco's fiery destruction, so I decided to have a little fun and use this tool to see how Sodom By The Bay would fare in a nuclear attack. There's nothing, though, that makes the city itself a compelling military target, as its only real exports are AIDS and sourdough french bread.
Therefore, I believe SFO International Airport would be the likeliest target, as our enemy would want to deprive Air Force One, and the Air Force in general, of as many usable airstrips as possible.
Hit SFO with a Hiroshima sized bomb, and my neighborhood in Pacifica would come through the initial blast OK; our greatest concern would be fallout:
This would kind of be a shame, as I think I'd want the Lord to call me home as soon as possible after something like this!
Hit SFO with a typical weapon from the US nuclear arsenal, however (which is probably the equivalent of what the Russians would hit us with), and my home would be a mere 9,000 feet from the outside edge of the thermal radiation radius:
Under those circumstances, I might have a few days or weeks left to preach the Good News of Jesus Christ, and maybe win a few souls for Him before He welcomed me into His loving arms.
All the homos in San Francisco, sadly, would still have a fighting chance of living long enough that the radiation might cause them to mutate new orifices in their bodies so they can degrade themselves and anger God even further.
Needless to say, San Francisco's porno bookstores and abortion clinics would be similarly intact.
Happily, if our airport was to be hit with, say, one of China's 3.3 megaton Dong-Feng 4 ICBMs, there would be virtually nothing left of San Francisco!
I encourage all of you to try out this tool for yourself, and have a prayerful good time. What would your favorite targets be? Tehran? Vatican City? Amsterdam? Beijing?
The possibilities are limitless.
Have you ever wondered what would happen if you blew up the most powerful nuclear weapon ever detonated smack dab in your living room? Thanks to science historian Alex Wellerstein and his handy Nukemap, you can ponder no longer.
This grimly fascinating website allows you to drop everything from Fat Man to Minutemen I warheads to the Tsar Bomba on everywhere from Ulan Bator to Kalamazoo. In the above screen shot, I dropped the never-tested 100-megaton Tsar Bomba on the Gawker Media HQ in Manhattan. This was an incredibly stupid decision, as I ended up annihilating my own apartment as well. Didn't really think that one through.
This grimly fascinating website allows you to drop everything from Fat Man to Minutemen I warheads to the Tsar Bomba on everywhere from Ulan Bator to Kalamazoo. In the above screen shot, I dropped the never-tested 100-megaton Tsar Bomba on the Gawker Media HQ in Manhattan. This was an incredibly stupid decision, as I ended up annihilating my own apartment as well. Didn't really think that one through.
We all know the Lord periodically removes His hand of protection from cities and countries which have turned against Him, allowing them to experience earthquakes, Tsunamis, and other types of disasters, and I'm quite certain it's only a matter of time before God shows His loving wrath by allowing nuclear weapons to be used against certain locales.
Whether it's us lobbing missiles into Arabia or the Chinese dropping a bomb on Philadelphia or Chicago, I am quite confident the cleansing fires of a nuclear holocaust would really get the attention of sinners en masse, like no other disaster before.
I've long anticipated San Francisco's fiery destruction, so I decided to have a little fun and use this tool to see how Sodom By The Bay would fare in a nuclear attack. There's nothing, though, that makes the city itself a compelling military target, as its only real exports are AIDS and sourdough french bread.
Therefore, I believe SFO International Airport would be the likeliest target, as our enemy would want to deprive Air Force One, and the Air Force in general, of as many usable airstrips as possible.
Hit SFO with a Hiroshima sized bomb, and my neighborhood in Pacifica would come through the initial blast OK; our greatest concern would be fallout:
This would kind of be a shame, as I think I'd want the Lord to call me home as soon as possible after something like this!
Hit SFO with a typical weapon from the US nuclear arsenal, however (which is probably the equivalent of what the Russians would hit us with), and my home would be a mere 9,000 feet from the outside edge of the thermal radiation radius:
Under those circumstances, I might have a few days or weeks left to preach the Good News of Jesus Christ, and maybe win a few souls for Him before He welcomed me into His loving arms.
All the homos in San Francisco, sadly, would still have a fighting chance of living long enough that the radiation might cause them to mutate new orifices in their bodies so they can degrade themselves and anger God even further.
Needless to say, San Francisco's porno bookstores and abortion clinics would be similarly intact.
Happily, if our airport was to be hit with, say, one of China's 3.3 megaton Dong-Feng 4 ICBMs, there would be virtually nothing left of San Francisco!
I encourage all of you to try out this tool for yourself, and have a prayerful good time. What would your favorite targets be? Tehran? Vatican City? Amsterdam? Beijing?
The possibilities are limitless.
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