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  • #1

    THESE RUMORS ARE NOT TRUE

    We have had several references made to us recently about THIS Story.

    PLEASE NOTE:

    THIS IS NOT A MEMBER OF PASTOR BOBBY-JOE'S SECURITY DETAIL.

    Pastor informs me that we have no presence in that part of Argentina, but judging by the number of lazy fat drunks sat around in this Video our help is certainly needed.

    Last edited by Wide-Open; 03-14-2008, 11:25 AM. Reason: Fixed Youtube tags

    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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  • #2
    Re: THESE RUMORS ARE NOT TRUE

    I've heard rumors like that before but I never believed them.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • #3
      Re: THESE RUMORS ARE NOT TRUE

      I've never heard any rumours like that, I definitely don't believe them, and I also definitely haven't heard any rumours about the JEW Democrat governor of New York making repeated large payments to this alleged evil gnome, who most certainly has no connections whatsoever to the Security Detail, for reasons that remain unexplained. Move along, nothing to see here.
      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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      • #4
        Re: THESE RUMORS ARE NOT TRUE

        Leviticus 21: 18-21

        Whosoever he be of thy seed in their generations that hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God.
        For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous,
        Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken; No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the LORD made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God.
        JUDGEMENT DAY

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        • #5
          Re: THESE RUMORS ARE NOT TRUE

          Originally posted by Roy Baty View Post
          Leviticus 21: 18-21

          Whosoever he be of thy seed in their generations that hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God.
          For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous,
          Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken; No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the LORD made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God.
          Godly Scripture Sir Baty. AMEN!!!

          True Christians are never garden gnomes. The rumours about Brother BJ are infuriating TBH. They make my blood boil. People seem to be preoccupied with hats and Nomex™.

          Glory friends! Mr. Baty, please introduce yourself in the Introduction forum. I am eager to hear more about you. You seem to be a fine True Christian.

          Of course, the DOF will still have to investigate you - standard procedure my friend -, and make no mistake: Billy-Joe is going to get to the bottom of your file. Don't worry about that, I'm sure you will turn out just fine.

          Darn, it's nice to see people knowing their KJV!
          Psalm 81:10:
          I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
          open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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