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  • Benjamin Over
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Nov 2011
    • 81

    #1

    The CNN has gone too far.

    This extremely biased news network had been supportive towards causes in the past, that pissed JESUS off to the utmost distress. Now they're endeavoring to ban GOD's given right to slavery.

    http://edition.cnn.com/2011/12/14/us...ant/index.html

    As a Christian; I my self is a slave of GOD, I enjoy it to the highest jubilation. I can't understand why anyone would whine about slavery. Being a slave to JESUS is the bests privilege for all mankind, and no CNN or any sexual debauchee are going to stop me to be a slave or to be one. So no matter what I'm going to continue with the practice of this good old blessed biblical tradition, even if it's going to cost me my life:

    1 Timothy 6:

    1Let as many servants as are under the yoke count their own masters worthy of all honour, that the name of God and his doctrine be not blasphemed 2 And they that have believing masters, let them not despise them, because they are brethren; but rather do them service, because they are faithful and beloved, partakers of the benefit. These things teach and exhort.

    And In saying that, lets put an end to this atrocity dear friends. Let us launch a counter campaign under the banner of his majesty Christ JESUS, and let us ban this Satanic news network for a change.
  • Johnathan
    Baptizing vehicles for Christ
    Authorized True Christian™ Car Dealer
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2012
    • 204

    #2
    Re: The CNN has gone too far.

    They seek to undermine the LORD's saved folk, and will stop at nothing to spread their homosexual degeneracy to all of our children. Christ, in your name I pray for your strength in dealing with the Satan-worshiping news site that is CNN. As a True Christian™, rest assured that both I and the LORD are on your side, and will stop at nothing to rid them off this earth.
    THIS PLACE RESERVED FOR SCRIPTURE!

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #3
      Re: The CNN has gone too far.

      They are run by the Clintons you know.

      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Faith_Machine
        Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Mar 2011
        • 10050

        #4
        Re: The CNN has gone too far.

        Benjamin, CNN is just reporting the news. It's Google that's frittering away 11.5 million dollars on this nonsense. Personally, I don't want Google spying on me and sharing my personal data with the government, so I use a Christian search engine whenever possible:

        Seekfind.org

        The mission of SeekFind.org is to provide God-honoring, biblically based, and theologically sound Christian search engine results in a highly accurate and well-organized format.
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