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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #16
    Re: "Happy" "Saint" Paddy's Day

    Here's the Irish for you.

    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • SUV
      True Christian™ Princess
      The Driving Force behind RA12
      Have at it, anytime!
      • Sep 2006
      • 11027

      #17
      Re: "Happy" "Saint" Paddy's Day

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      Here's the Irish for you.

      I didn't think they had teeth. It must have been a set of dentures. I Pray the Children didn't see it

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      • SUV
        True Christian™ Princess
        The Driving Force behind RA12
        Have at it, anytime!
        • Sep 2006
        • 11027

        #18
        Re: "Happy" "Saint" Paddy's Day

        Bless the Hand of JESUS that led me to this thread to see the photograph of that potatoe-eyed DUI-enabling mick.
        And how stupid was Paddy to not have driven them in a big-big SUV, could have got rid of a lot more of them! DUH!

        It's over now and I Pray they have all been Arrested. Stumbling drunkenly down our Christian highways and Interstates while quoting the WRONG SCRIPTURE!

        If "President" O'Bomber wasn't such a War-Hating demoncrap weenie Surely he would have declared War on them by now. Start with the ones Right here in our own Country - must be dozens of them. Who can forget Teddy Kennedy, poised on the edge of the Armageddon like a drunken walrus, trying to take all the rest of us Good Folk along with him? Not this one.
        GOD BLESS AMERICA! Maybe they've already been seated on the HELL train to actually find it a Blessing to not need to be halfway Clean and Sober to keep from falling into a puddle of green vomit.

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        • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
          Scientific Advisor
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 2373

          #19
          Re: "Happy" "Saint" Paddy's Day

          I couldn't help but notice that the man had a Chicago Bears jersey on. I bet he was partying with Obama at the White House. Probably getting drunk on our tax dollars
          Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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