Don't Purchase Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream

[Good Christian Woman]

Ben and Jerry's has recently released an ice cream that promotes the homo deathstyle. The name of their apple pie ice cream has been changed to "Apple-y Ever After" and now features a wedding cake with two grooms.

You read that right-TWO GROOMS!

http://artdept.advocate.com/post/192...day-that-it-is

The ice cream is intended to raise awareness for legislation that will recognize homo marriage in the UK. And according to the website, this isn't the first time Ben and Jerry's has done this.

In 2009, Ben & Jerry’s renamed their famous Chubby Hubby to Hubby Hubby to celebrate same-sex marriage being legalized in their home state of Vermont.

It's sickening that this is happening in God's America. Please help the cause by boycotting Ben & Jerry's!

[SUV]

Re: Don't Purchase Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream

Here they are at their Wedding Ceremony, obviously two lie-bral jooz, preparing to get their mouths in shape for the evening's dreadful festivities

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Don't Purchase Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream

Here they are at their Wedding Ceremony, obviously two lie-bral jooz, preparing to get their mouths in shape for the evening's dreadful festivities

As a Psychothiest of long standand I can say without fear of contradiction they look like they are thinking about sodomising lithe young men, I expect.



YIC

[SUV]

Re: Don't Purchase Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream

As a Psychothiest of long standand I can say without fear of contradiction they look like they are thinking about sodomising lithe young men, I expect.



YIC

They have obviously worn each other out already and are now going "Olympian" in an effort to their sodomizing devices back into shape

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Don't Purchase Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream

This isn't their first attempt at tricking innocent Christian children into accepting the sodomic lifestyle through delicious ice cream treats.

[Good Christian Woman]

Re: Don't Purchase Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream

This isn't their first attempt at tricking innocent Christian children into accepting the sodomic lifestyle through delicious ice cream treats.

How appropriate that one of these is fudgy and the other's main ingredient is fruit.

[shy Rita]

Re: Don't Purchase Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream

Well if you look at the history of Ben and Jerry's, they're hippies. They don't have any respect for God, nor do they read the Bible. They probably came up with the ideas for some of their ice creams (if not all) while on drugs.

I'm glad that Daddy doesn't let me have sweets so I never eat Ben and Jerry's.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Don't Purchase Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream

This isn't their first attempt at tricking innocent Christian children into accepting the sodomic lifestyle through delicious ice cream treats.

Please GOD forgive me for sounding like a disgusting homosexshul pervert.... but for some reason those peanut butter filled pretzels remind me of an homers anus that has just been pounded by a lust filled demon.

Disgusting!

[Roberta]

Re: Don't Purchase Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream

Well what does this remind you of?

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Don't Purchase Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream

I'm led to believe that the original reason for ice cream was for lubrication when medieval sodomites would paste it on their manhandles : this would at once permit ease of entry while also numbing the resounding agony that sodomy causes, I expect.

Turning it into a food product was a more recent invention, I imagine.

YIC
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[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Don't Purchase Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream

How appropriate that one of these is fudgy and the other's main ingredient is fruit.

I'm glad I never took that job as a packer for Ben & Jerry's.

[Little Donkey]

Re: Don't Purchase Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream

If only a Conservative manufacturer would create a line of ice creams that would be safe for Christians to eat. We need a selection of Santorum inspired flavors to compete with the homo flavors. Mmmm, a frothy mix of caramel ice cream base with fleks of chocolate chip sounds just delicious!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Don't Purchase Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream

If only a Conservative manufacturer would create a line of ice creams that would be safe for Christians to eat. We need a selection of Santorum inspired flavors to compete with the homo flavors.

Be careful, Brother, don't say that where the Ben & Jerry's homers can hear you!

They'd probably convert "Rum Butter" to "Bum Rutter" with a "Santorum swirl"!

[Swedish eskimo]

Re: Don't Purchase Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream

And at least one of the creators of Ben & Jerry's is a Christ-killer, his name is Ben Cohen

[Roberta]

Re: Don't Purchase Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream

Jerry Greenfield has had an oral circumcision, too. I should know--I work in their barn.