I can't believe this . . . Horrible news!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: I can't believe this . . . Horrible news!

Remember back on April Fool's Day, when I said I'd convinced my congregation to donate their tithes to the "Obama 2012 Shari'a Now" campaign?

Almost a third of them took me seriously, and made the donation. Nearly $15,000 got donated to Islamofascist Obama!

And two of them called the IRS to report me for promoting a candidate for political office from the pulpit, in an attempt to get the church's nonprofit status revoked!

I got the IRS straightened out -- all they had to do is listen to my regular sermons to understand it was a joke -- but what do I do about these pro-Shari'a donations?!

Hope that they can actually do some good in the hands of the current administration??

That seems like the sensible thing to hope for anyway! Poor Obama, he's not looking at a hero's farewell come election time, though I'm sure he tried the best he could, it isn't like the previous administration left him much to work with....

[Didymus Much]

Re: I can't believe this . . . Horrible news!

You expected CHRISTIANS to get a joke?

(btw Zeke et al. are probably still loading this weekend's take into the Brinks trucks, so might be a while for them to answer)

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: I can't believe this . . . Horrible news!

What, not ONE of you has an idea for how to counteract this horrific occurrence?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Remember back on April Fool's Day, when I said I'd convinced my congregation to donate their tithes to the "Obama 2012 Shari'a Now" campaign?

Almost a third of them took me seriously, and made the donation. Nearly $15,000 got donated to Islamofascist Obama!

And two of them called the IRS to report me for promoting a candidate for political office from the pulpit, in an attempt to get the church's nonprofit status revoked!

I got the IRS straightened out -- all they had to do is listen to my regular sermons to understand it was a joke -- but what do I do about these pro-Shari'a donations?!