[Didymus Much]

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So you're encouraging me to send money to Landover instead of to American Atheists?

I know the latter would never happen, so I'd not waste my breath trying.

I was just offering a money-saving idea. What you do with the money you don't spend on heating that nearly-empty place of worship of yours is up to you.

Btw speaking of saving money, did you get a chance to look through Widow Helen's modest proposal for saving on your grocery bill?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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On the bright side, spring is coming so you don't have to have the heat on over there at Second String Baptist, can save some money there.

So you're encouraging me to send money to Landover instead of to American Atheistards or your Wiccan coven?

[Didymus Much]

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...I'll be sure to keep in mind the option of having my parishioners correct their error of sending their TITHES to Obama by sending another week's TITHES to Landover instead of to Second Baptist.

On the bright side, spring is coming so you don't have to have the heat on over there at Second String Baptist, can save some money there.

[James Hutchins]

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Rev. Rodimer. You have to watch the jokes.
Some are just too serious. Reminds me of the boy who thought it would be funny to tell his little brother that God did not exist. We all know he soon died and God, in His infinite wisdom, most likely sent the child to Hell, for a joke.
Look who is laughing now.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Were those checks made out to the Obama for Sharia Fund, or anything else with the word "Sharia" in its name?

If so, wouldn't the Obama campaign's cashing of those checks constitute their acknowledgment that they are, in fact, in favor of Sharia law?

I suggest you contact Fox News, because you may have unwittingly drawn Obama into a trap from which he won't easily escape!

Brother FM, you may be onto something here! I'll ask the members who made the offending donations for copies of their checks. I DID say to contribute to the "Obama 2012 Shari'a Now" campaign.

Anyway, Rev. Rodimer: perhaps you can instruct your flock next week to give to a worthy cause, to offset the damage they have done. Like, say, donate $15,000 (plus interest) to The Landover Baptist Church!

I'll be sure to keep in mind the option of having my parishioners correct their error of sending their TITHES to Obama by sending another week's TITHES to Landover instead of to Second Baptist.

[Redeemed Papist]

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That's what being a Christian is all about being equal and fair.

Jude 1:7 Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire.

[Faith_Machine]

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I meant for such a great man...

What is it about him that you admire so much? His commitment to Islam, or his commitment to communism?

[Noah Sole]

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edic?

[Thinks Design]

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I meant for such a great man he does not allocate resources in terms of science in an equal a fair way.

That's what being a Christian is all about being equal and fair.

And I can spell it's just there is no edic function.

So there!

[Noah Sole]

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He's only half nigra.

Which half?

[Roberta]

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But equally I don't see Obama (bless him!) highlighting the Intelligent Design/Evolution controversy.

He's so smart but he seems to have a couple of blond spots.

ThinksDesign

You picked up on that, huh? He's only half nigra.

[Thinks Design]

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it isn't like the previous administration left him much to work with

But equally I don't see Obama (bless him!) highlighting the Intelligent Design/Evolution controversy.

He's so smart but he seems to have a couple of blond spots.

ThinksDesign

[Wide-Open]

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Hope that they can actually do some good in the hands of the current administration??

Oh look who came crawling out of the woods again! Fixed your broom did ya?

Poor Obama, he's not looking at a hero's farewell come election time, though I'm sure he tried the best he could, it isn't like the previous administration left him much to work with....

Sure, blame it on the previous guy. Puhlease, have some respect for the President who was hand picked by Jesus Himself.

Are you saying that Hussein O. signed the 2012 NDAA because he was forced by Godly President Bush? He just wants to "look" tough on crime, is all. And fails.

Anyway, Rev. Rodimer: perhaps you can instruct your flock next week to give to a worthy cause, to offset the damage they have done. Like, say, donate $15,000 (plus interest) to The Landover Baptist Church!

[Faith_Machine]

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Wait a minute...

Scratch that previous thought, 'cause the Lord just put a brilliant insight into my head:

Were those checks made out to the Obama for Sharia Fund, or anything else with the word "Sharia" in its name?

If so, wouldn't the Obama campaign's cashing of those checks constitute their acknowledgment that they are, in fact, in favor of Sharia law?

I suggest you contact Fox News, because you may have unwittingly drawn Obama into a trap from which he won't easily escape!

[Faith_Machine]

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Reverend Rodimer, I think the only thing to do is contact the Obama campaign directly, explain the mix-up and politely request that they refund the $15,000 plus interest. I can't imagine Democrats wanting to hang on to money that was not rightfully theirs.