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When my lovely overweight Christian wife squirted out twin boys, I thought I'd settle the age old secular lie once and for all about homerism being inherited, not learned. At about eighteen months I would give the boys a Sears catalog to riffle through and as they looked at the pictures, I stood ready with a bag of M&M's in one hand and a cattle prod in the other. Note; never use the cattle prod on children less than eighteen months old, from partial birth to a year and a half, a rolled up newspaper works just fine.
On one child, I simply watched him look at various pictures and everytime a woman was shown in a bra or underwear, I would zap him with the cattle prod and everytime he gazed upon a man in underwear, I would give him a few M&M's. The other son got the exact opposite treatment. The purpose here was to see if there is an actual gay gene or if it is learned behavior.
Also, one child was fed a diet consisting solely of phallic foods such a brats, hot dogs and summer sausage and the other child was fed a diet exclusively of tacos. Warning; never, ever let your daughter eat a taco in her formative years as this will surely lead to her winding up as a fur trader. Well, the boys are now full grown and oddly they are both flaming homosexuals for some reason in spite of being home schooled. But, in my defense, I firmly believe that the taco fed son is ever so slightly less gay. I guess the Good Lord really does work in mysterious ways!
On one child, I simply watched him look at various pictures and everytime a woman was shown in a bra or underwear, I would zap him with the cattle prod and everytime he gazed upon a man in underwear, I would give him a few M&M's. The other son got the exact opposite treatment. The purpose here was to see if there is an actual gay gene or if it is learned behavior.
Also, one child was fed a diet consisting solely of phallic foods such a brats, hot dogs and summer sausage and the other child was fed a diet exclusively of tacos. Warning; never, ever let your daughter eat a taco in her formative years as this will surely lead to her winding up as a fur trader. Well, the boys are now full grown and oddly they are both flaming homosexuals for some reason in spite of being home schooled. But, in my defense, I firmly believe that the taco fed son is ever so slightly less gay. I guess the Good Lord really does work in mysterious ways!
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