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As you know, the Lord promised the world He would return very soon -- indeed, during the disciples' lifetimes. Obviously, the Lord is notoriously forgetful. But He can hardly be chastised for that. Look at the example He had to follow. His Father promised after the Great Flood that He would never destroy the planet again, completely forgetting the Book of Revelation that would come a few thousand years later.
But I digress. I seek the counsel of the men of the church, since I am of the lesser gender and can hardly be trusted with anything intellectual. I have been told that Jesus has finally come back, though it appears reincarnation has replaced resurrection. He has taken the form of a cheeto.
Please tell me this is a hoax. Surely our Lord would not resort to the kind of parlor trick his Mother is notorious for. I would have dismissed the claim out of hand, but the cheese curl has an enormous private package, and our Lord would have to have rather large lower extremities, to say some of the things He said.
Please tell me I've been misinformed. If not, I hope someone will put that snack treat under lock and key, before some Catholic tries to eat the body of (the) Christ.
Finger-dipping in the Blood of the Lamb (I'm soaking it!),
Mrs. Harry (Heather) Hardwick
The Ladies of Landover Lifetime Member
But I digress. I seek the counsel of the men of the church, since I am of the lesser gender and can hardly be trusted with anything intellectual. I have been told that Jesus has finally come back, though it appears reincarnation has replaced resurrection. He has taken the form of a cheeto.
Please tell me this is a hoax. Surely our Lord would not resort to the kind of parlor trick his Mother is notorious for. I would have dismissed the claim out of hand, but the cheese curl has an enormous private package, and our Lord would have to have rather large lower extremities, to say some of the things He said.
Please tell me I've been misinformed. If not, I hope someone will put that snack treat under lock and key, before some Catholic tries to eat the body of (the) Christ.
Finger-dipping in the Blood of the Lamb (I'm soaking it!),
Mrs. Harry (Heather) Hardwick
The Ladies of Landover Lifetime Member
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