Forsaken Rock (Australia) to be saved. GLORY

[ForGodsSake]

Landover Baptists Church extends the love of our lord to the God forsaken rock of Australia.

Brothers and sisters of Landover. It is with great pleasure to announce the arrival of the Brothers and sisters of Landover to OZ. Praise the Lord. Over the last few months a plan has been drawn up to erect a Landover Baptist Church here in Australia and I have been shown the plans for it.

The pastors have asked me to be the point man on the project, so I have been working on putting together a plan of action over here and getting things started. It seems that there is a strong chance that groundbreaking will take place soon. I have been talking to a few members of parliament over here about a possible location for the Church and the licenses required to start this most blessed project over here. With the money gifts I have passed along to them, it came as a pleasant surprise to find that things will go smoothly.

It turns out there is a need for more work for the abo welfare projects in Western Australia. So I have put to the government here that the training of the unemployed through a work for welfare program will help them to learn all aspects of the building industry as they help to build our glorious new Church. There is a law here that says we have to have experienced people on hand like building engineers and other professionals in this field, but several members of parliament have indicated that these trivialities can be overlooked. The Pastors are making more inquiries into this to get everything up to scratch so to speak. I have given our Pastors all the information I have been able to gather over here. We are making new friends and building alliances with like-minded conservatives who are anxious for Salvation!

What wonderful news this is for all. Praise be the Lord, and may God bless all our work for this.
Plans for the new Church will be posted here shortly.

GLORY

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Forsaken Rock (Australia) to be saved. GLORY

Well done, brother. Keep us posted with your progress. If you are in need of any more "gifts" to pass out, why just say the word. That well has no bottom, if you get my drift.

[Boomerang]

Re: Forsaken Rock (Australia) to be saved. GLORY

Where are you planning on basing yourselves in this great wide land?

[Dr. Santiago Solo]

Re: Forsaken Rock (Australia) to be saved. GLORY

Oh, dear brother, I am trembling with excitement! since I still keep my legal documents presenting me as a sick-ular geologist, I would be more than willing to help in the construction, have you given any thought as of the state where this new marvel of the world will be built? I just cannot wait, to actually be able to attend God's favorite Church® right here in this rocks! Hallelujah, Amen, and A-men.

[Deaner]

Re: Forsaken Rock (Australia) to be saved. GLORY

Where are you planning on basing yourselves in this great wide land?

I say we build it on top of this monstrosity right here...




Supposedly it's important to the Abo's who call it sacred; but all that means is it's a place where they get drunk and urinate on the walls.

I picture our new Church sitting right on top surrounded by American Flags with parking and a Jimmy Dean's restaurant at the bottom. Maybe we could even teach the Abo's a little song and dance they could do for the tourists.

[lady_c]

Re: Forsaken Rock (Australia) to be saved. GLORY

I picture our new Church sitting right on top surrounded by American Flags with parking and a Jimmy Dean's restaurant at the bottom. Maybe we could even teach the Abo's a little song and dance they could do for the tourists.

*cough* HAHAHA hmmm.... good luck with that....

As quickly as that church is built. It'll be burned down to the ground.
Okay facts time....
Australians dislike Americans! We don't look up to you as model citizens. Infact, the majority of Australians are retarded, egotistical and brainwashed! We only use you all for possible military support. What's it like to be used?
Keep your trash out of this beautiful country.... IT'S NOT WANTED!

ForGodsSake - cut your crap and stop sucking their cocks. I will personally shake the hand of the native Australilan who puts their ciggarette out on the middle of your forehead.

[Deaner]

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*cough* HAHAHA hmmm.... good luck with that....

As quickly as that church is built. It'll be burned down to the ground.

What's with you Austrailian's and your fascination with rocks? It's a giant ugly rock for crying out loud.

When you were growing up in poverty because of your parents drunken, irresponsible behaviour; did they give you rocks at Christmas and tell you they were toys?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Australians dislike Americans![/B] We don't look up to you as model citizens. Infact, the majority of Australians are retarded, egotistical and brainwashed! We only use you all for possible military support.

I have to confess that I'm surprised to hear this. I knew about the "majority of Aussies being largely retarded" part, but I had no idea that they hated God's favorite country! I thought they all wanted to be our 51st state. I've always heard that most Aussies loved us, and wanted nothing more than to emulate everything about America.

According to THIS website, we are universally loved by Aussies.

[Offcr. Albert Martin]

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Also in Australia this summer (Sydney, to be exact)

WORLD YOUTH DAY 2008

July 15-20

July 15: Opening Mass
July 17: Pope Benedict XVI arrives, evening rally
July 18: Stations of the Cross throughout major city landmarks
July 19: Prayer Walk (from Mary MacKillop Chapel, over Sydney Harbour Bridge, and ending at Randwick Racecourse for vespers led by the Pope, with the pilgrims sleeping under the stars)
July 20: Closing Mass at Randwick Racecourse, with Pope as primary celebrant

For more information, go to:

http://www.wyd2008.org

(And yes, a lot of you lily-livered heretics will be coming by to pass out your hateful tracts, which we will tear up upon them being handed to us.)

[Dr. Santiago Solo]

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Definitively there must be a way this Holy Church® can prevent these dirty priests to fool around with so many younglins!!! I mean, they may be Aussies, but they are still inocent! Surely, LBC, must start a campaign against this unholy orgy...

[Nobar King]

Re: Forsaken Rock (Australia) to be saved. GLORY

Also in Australia this summer (Sydney, to be exact)

WORLD YOUTH DAY 2008

July 15-20

July 15: Opening Mass
July 17: Pope Benedict XVI arrives, evening rally
July 18: Stations of the Cross throughout major city landmarks
July 19: Prayer Walk (from Mary MacKillop Chapel, over Sydney Harbour Bridge, and ending at Randwick Racecourse for vespers led by the Pope, with the pilgrims sleeping under the stars)
July 20: Closing Mass at Randwick Racecourse, with Pope as primary celebrant

For more information, go to:

http://www.wyd2008.org

(And yes, a lot of you lily-livered heretics will be coming by to pass out your hateful tracts, which we will tear up upon them being handed to us.)

Is there any way we can warn the Australians to keep their children inside during the third week of July?

[Brother Temperance]

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Also in Australia this summer (Sydney, to be exact)

WORLD BENEDICT YOUTH DAY 2008

Why Syndey? Was Nuremburg all booked up?

[lady_c]

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I have to confess that I'm surprised to hear this. I knew about the "majority of Aussies being largely retarded" part, but I had no idea that they hated God's favorite country! I thought they all wanted to be our 51st state. I've always heard that most Aussies loved us, and wanted nothing more than to emulate everything about America.

According to THIS website, we are universally loved by Aussies.

This might surprise you even more then Zeke.....
Australian's are said to be more like Canadians. We like Canada. But we are our own people and want to stay our own country with our own lifestyle. Respect that or stay away.

That website looks like a load of bullocks and DOES NOT represent Australia or its people in the slightest. It was probably made by an outsider hand job guy like ForGodsSake!

Before you people come here and try and 'change the country', you have to remember that we look after our own. We don't have divisions like America with race religion and disability. So, if you take one of us down, you'll be staring into the faces of 21.1 million people.

Thank you to the person who edited my previous post. Truth must have hurt that much hey? Next time, i'll remember to dumb it down and not speak the truth.

Deaner - We don't have a fascination with rocks. Your the one who mentioned it? But since you mentioned it. Some Australian history might help smarten you up I'm not going to answer the second part of your post because it was so stupid and a waste of my effort. Go shave, look at Zekes face for a good example. Faces pubes take away the seriousness of your posts.

Brother Temperance - Don't knock Nüremberg until you go there. You should, the Nürburgring is particularly awsome.

[Nobar King]

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Some Australian history might help smarten you up

[Dr. Santiago Solo]

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Some Australian history might help smarten you up

Is there such thing? First centuries of Abbos, then humans came, but all convicts, (not much population growth there, giving most sex in the rock was sodomy), then everyone turned into hippies... am I missing anything? Oh, of course, there is also Steve Garwin, and Heath Ledger.