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  • Faith_Machine
    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2011
    • 10050

    #1

    Breaking: Ann Romney sends coded message to Christian community!

    I heard about the following story on the radio today, and was understandably concerned:

    Ann Romney's $990 Shirt

    Like the shirt that Ann Romney was wearing on Tuesday? It’ll cost you a pretty penny.

    The bird print top, made by Reed Krakoff costs $990, a saleswoman at the designer’s store in Manhattan told Styleite. The piece is part of the Krakoff’s spring 2012 ready-to-wear collection. A publicist for the line told ABC News that they “had nothing to do with” Romney wearing the item. “She must have bought it from Saks or Bergdorf’s, we definitely didn’t send it to her,” she said.

    Romney wore the shirt (but not the matching pants made to go with it) during an appearance on “CBS This Morning” with her husband, Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney.

    Who cares? Not Bill Burton, former deputy press secretary under Obama, who defended Romney on “The Bill Press Show” on Tuesday.

    “I’m of the view that Ann Romney should be off-limits,” Burton said. “…I remember in 2007 and 2008 when people would go after Mrs. Obama. I was enraged about it. Because you never know if they even signed up for this willingly. They may just be supportive and along for the ride.”

    The Romney campaign didn’t immediately respond to a request for comment.

    This was deeply alarming to me, as it sounded like Mrs. Romney was clearly ignoring the Biblical injunction against women adorning themselves with costly array:

    1 Timothy 2:9

    9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
    I began praying for her immediately, but then when I got home and fired up my computer, I saw the shirt for myself, and something jumped right out at me:




    Is there any more universal symbol of Christianity than the fish? Remember friends, the fish was the secret code symbol which early persecuted Christians used to identify themselves to each other!

    I think Mrs. Romney has gotten saved, and is now caught between her Christian obligation to honor and obey her husband vs. her natural desire to shout "GLORY!" from every mountaintop and come out to the world as a follower of Christ!

    No wonder she spent $990 on her fish shirt! Is there any price too high to pay when you're trying to give glory to God?

    Now more than ever, friends, it is important that we get the word out about my petition to convince Mitt Romney to renounce the Latter Day Saints and become a True Christian™!

    Strike while the iron is hot, folks! If enough people sign my petition, and Mitt realizes his wife is already saved, surely his cultish resolve will crumble, and he will open himself up to the Good News of Jesus Christ! Otherwise, Mrs. Romney will be forced to choose between Jesus and Mitt, and as you well know, Jesus isn't in the habit of losing!
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  • Leah Rebecca
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Apr 2012
    • 23

    #2
    Re: Breaking: Ann Romney sends coded message to Christian community!

    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
    I heard about the following story on the radio today, and was understandably concerned:

    Ann Romney's $990 Shirt




    This was deeply alarming to me, as it sounded like Mrs. Romney was clearly ignoring the Biblical injunction against women adorning themselves with costly array:



    I began praying for her immediately, but then when I got home and fired up my computer, I saw the shirt for myself, and something jumped right out at me:




    Is there any more universal symbol of Christianity than the fish? Remember friends, the fish was the secret code symbol which early persecuted Christians used to identify themselves to each other!

    I think Mrs. Romney has gotten saved, and is now caught between her Christian obligation to honor and obey her husband vs. her natural desire to shout "GLORY!" from every mountaintop and come out to the world as a follower of Christ!

    No wonder she spent $990 on her fish shirt! Is there any price too high to pay when you're trying to give glory to God?

    Now more than ever, friends, it is important that we get the word out about my petition to convince Mitt Romney to renounce the Latter Day Saints and become a True Christian™!

    Strike while the iron is hot, folks! If enough people sign my petition, and Mitt realizes his wife is already saved, surely his cultish resolve will crumble, and he will open himself up to the Good News of Jesus Christ! Otherwise, Mrs. Romney will be forced to choose between Jesus and Mitt, and as you well know, Jesus isn't in the habit of losing!
    I absolutely hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the fish is also a symbol of Catholicism- so she might be... Catholic!! I really hope she's chosen to serve Jesus though!

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #3
      Re: Breaking: Ann Romney sends coded message to Christian community!

      Is that a satan-snake wrapped around her bosoms?
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Faith_Machine
        Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Mar 2011
        • 10050

        #4
        Re: Breaking: Ann Romney sends coded message to Christian community!

        Originally posted by Leah Rebecca View Post
        I absolutely hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the fish is also a symbol of Catholicism- so she might be... Catholic!! I really hope she's chosen to serve Jesus though!

        The Catholics steal everything: tithes, Christian symbology, and the virginity of young boys. Phooey on them!
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        • Rev. M. Rodimer
          Honorary True Christian™
          Forum Member
          • May 2008
          • 13996

          #5
          Re: Breaking: Ann Romney sends coded message to Christian community!

          Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
          I began praying for her immediately, but then when I got home and fired up my computer, I saw the shirt for myself, and something jumped right out at me:




          Is there any more universal symbol of Christianity than the fish? Remember friends, the fish was the secret code symbol which early persecuted Christians used to identify themselves to each other!
          Pssst . . . it's a bird.

          Obviously, she's flipping ZerObama the bird. Get it?
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • Faith_Machine
            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Mar 2011
            • 10050

            #6
            Re: Breaking: Ann Romney sends coded message to Christian community!

            Upon further Googling, I find that the shirt contains both a bird and a fish. Not sure what that might mean. I'm still pulling for Ann. Pulling really hard.
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            • Rev. M. Rodimer
              Honorary True Christian™
              Forum Member
              • May 2008
              • 13996

              #7
              Re: Breaking: Ann Romney sends coded message to Christian community!

              Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
              Upon further Googling, I find that the shirt contains both a bird and a fish. Not sure what that might mean. I'm still pulling for Ann. Pulling really hard.
              Flipping ZerObama the bird, I told you already.
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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              • Little Donkey
                Forum Member
                • Oct 2010
                • 498

                #8
                Re: Breaking: Ann Romney sends coded message to Christian community!

                Romney wore the shirt (but not the matching pants made to go with it) during an appearance on “CBS This Morning” with her husband, Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney.
                Two things, really.

                1. Matching?!! What on God's earth could be the pants that match the bird/fish top?

                2. Pants?!! Mitt allows his wife to wear pants. For shame, dressing his wife up like a man.

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                • Noah Sole
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Feb 2012
                  • 865

                  #9
                  Re: Breaking: Ann Romney sends coded message to Christian community!

                  Originally posted by Little Donkey View Post
                  Two things, really.

                  1. Matching?!! What on God's earth could be the pants that match the bird/fish top?

                  2. Pants?!! Mitt allows his wife to wear pants. For shame, dressing his wife up like a man.
                  As mormons of course they will wear matching pants and tops.
                  Genesis 7:5
                  And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.


                  John 8:32
                  And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.


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                  • MitzaLizalor
                    Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2010
                    • 14678

                    #10
                    Re: Breaking: Ann Romney sends coded message to Christian community!

                    Originally posted by Noah Sole View Post
                    .............oh dear

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