Congratulations Mr. and Mrs. Portway!

[Faith_Machine]

I've just learned that the lucky young couple is now expecting a blessed event!

I don't know too much about baby showers, and I could never see myself, as a man, attending one, but I suppose the womenfolk here may want to plan such an event?

I figure I'll just send a nice present both of the Portways can enjoy...

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Congratulations Mr. and Mrs. Portway!

Am I the only one who's just excited as all get-out for this lovely young couple?

I decided the NASCAR replica wasn't enough, so I kind of splurged and got them something else they can both enjoy together:

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Congratulations Mr. and Mrs. Portway!

Am I the only one who's just excited as all get-out for this lovely young couple?

I decided the NASCAR replica wasn't enough, so I kind of splurged and got them something else they can both enjoy together:

Thank you Brother, I've had a busy couple of days flying the Pastors to and from Aruba and I just saw this thread. I'll keep an eye out for the packages, that was very Christian of you. When Naomi is done with her chores, I'll have her post how much she appreciates your lovely gifts. It may be a while. One of our breed sows pushed a fence down and Naomi is having a heck of time getting the fence fixed, and after that she has to get the hogs back in the pen.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Congratulations Mr. and Mrs. Portway!

Ah, Naomi, that's it! I'd sort of forgotten what the lovely young lady's first name was; thank you for helping me to avoid a potentially awkward moment by reminding me!

While she's out there repairing the fence, maybe it would be a good time to have her cobble together a natal hut, as well?

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Congratulations Mr. and Mrs. Portway!

Congratulations again Brother Portway. I would be willing to offer the use of my home, as I did for the wedding, for a shower to celebrate the upcoming blessed event. Please consider this offer my gift to you and your wife.

[Mrs. Naomi Portway]

Re: Congratulations Mr. and Mrs. Portway!

Thank you Mr. Faith Machine. Those are nice presents, I'm sure Aaron and I will like them. I'm sorry it took me so long to thank you, but the hogs are a lot of work, but Aaron says I should be grateful for it since I'm just a lazy whiner and the sooner I learn to put my back into it, the sooner i'll stop seeing the back of his hand.


YIC

Mrs. Portway

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Congratulations Mr. and Mrs. Portway!

You're very welcome, Naomi! Are you excited about being pregnant? I'm praying you'll have twins or triplets!

[Mrs. Naomi Portway]

Re: Congratulations Mr. and Mrs. Portway!

You're very welcome, Naomi! Are you excited about being pregnant? I'm praying you'll have twins or triplets!

Thank you sir, I hope I have at least one son. Aaron really wants a son and I just want my baby to be a boy so he won't get mad at me.

YIC

Mrs. Portway

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Congratulations Mr. and Mrs. Portway!

Well I'll pray extra hard that all of your babies are boys! Say, how many do you plan to have over the course of your life?

[Mrs. Naomi Portway]

Re: Congratulations Mr. and Mrs. Portway!

Well I'll pray extra hard that all of your babies are boys! Say, how many do you plan to have over the course of your life?

Aaron says five or six for sure, so at least that many I guess.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Congratulations Mr. and Mrs. Portway!

You must be looking forward to that! Say, maybe if you're lucky this pregnancy will yield twins or even triplets!

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Congratulations Mr. and Mrs. Portway!

What a blessing children are! I am sure you are looking forward to putting your mothering skills to the test, eh Mrs. Portway? It seems like just 5 short years ago you were squealing in delight over your very first "Little People" set and now you're going to have a small brood of your own. Praise God for His Blessings!

[Mrs. Naomi Portway]

Re: Congratulations Mr. and Mrs. Portway!

What a blessing children are! I am sure you are looking forward to putting your mothering skills to the test, eh Mrs. Portway? It seems like just 5 short years ago you were squealing in delight over your very first "Little People" set and now you're going to have a small brood of your own. Praise God for His Blessings!

I got my "Little People" set when I was eight, so it was six years ago.