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I was thinking about my sister Kathleen's plans to marry an Irish Catlick and started wondering if things could be worse. She could have chosen an Australien or a Joo... Then it occurred to me. Who combines some of the worst traits of those people and more? The Scotch!
Let's look at the facts.
They are as drunk as the Irish.
They are as money grubbing as the Joos.
They are as criminal as Australiens (look how many times they've tried to steal their land from the English!)
They are as effeminate as the Catlick priests (the men wear skirts!)
Located in the northernmost part of England, the province of Scotland is so remote and backward, the men participate in what I can only assume is a homersexual practice called "tossing the caber" that has to do with men in skirts putting their hands on a "large shaft of wood" (we all know what the unsaved mean when they refer to "tossing", "shaft", and "wood") and "flinging it".
This is also the home of the bagpipe, an unpleasant instrument that sounds like demons from the very pits of Hell, and resembles a monstrously deformed tallywhacker including a giant inflated scr*t*m with several p*n*ses jutting out of it.
You'd think this evidence is damning enough, but there is more. After sodomizing sheep, the Scotch then slaughter the victimized animals and cut out their stomachs to make a local dish called "haggis" (named after so-called "fag hags", addle-headed women who lust after sodomites and were presumably the original source of stomachs back when the Scotch were even more barbaric and probably indulged in acts of cannibalism).
I'm sure there is more, but I'm still trying to wrap my head around this. To think that in this day and age, there are still people like the Scotch walking around freely. Just when you thought you'd seen it all, huh?
Let's look at the facts.
They are as drunk as the Irish.
They are as money grubbing as the Joos.
They are as criminal as Australiens (look how many times they've tried to steal their land from the English!)
They are as effeminate as the Catlick priests (the men wear skirts!)
Located in the northernmost part of England, the province of Scotland is so remote and backward, the men participate in what I can only assume is a homersexual practice called "tossing the caber" that has to do with men in skirts putting their hands on a "large shaft of wood" (we all know what the unsaved mean when they refer to "tossing", "shaft", and "wood") and "flinging it".
This is also the home of the bagpipe, an unpleasant instrument that sounds like demons from the very pits of Hell, and resembles a monstrously deformed tallywhacker including a giant inflated scr*t*m with several p*n*ses jutting out of it.
You'd think this evidence is damning enough, but there is more. After sodomizing sheep, the Scotch then slaughter the victimized animals and cut out their stomachs to make a local dish called "haggis" (named after so-called "fag hags", addle-headed women who lust after sodomites and were presumably the original source of stomachs back when the Scotch were even more barbaric and probably indulged in acts of cannibalism).
I'm sure there is more, but I'm still trying to wrap my head around this. To think that in this day and age, there are still people like the Scotch walking around freely. Just when you thought you'd seen it all, huh?
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