100% of the World is Christian!

[Prenuncius]

Good news fellow adherents!

We have now converted every single man woman and child in the world to the One True Faith!



So, uhh, what do we do now?

All suggestions are welcome!

Let us not fall into sloth and become tools of He Who Shall Not Be Named.

(But here is a crudely drawn portrait > )

[Nobar King]

Re: 100% of the World is Christian!

Wonderful chart, funny guy. Someday it will look like that. Be ready.

[Offcr. Albert Martin]

Re: 100% of the World is Christian!

Notice Catholics are not marked as a separate religion...That means that we ARE Christians!

[JennyD]

Re: 100% of the World is Christian!

Good news fellow adherents!

We have now converted every single man woman and child in the world to the One True Faith!

So, uhh, what do we do now?

All suggestions are welcome!

Let us not fall into sloth and become tools of He Who Shall Not Be Named.

(But here is a crudely drawn portrait > )

Well, Precious, that's really . . . er, precious, but this is a Christian church instead of a Harry Potter book, we're not afraid of Voldemoort (a fictional character), and we also have no fear of Satan, since he is one of God's creations.

I do hope you're not mocking Jesus.

Care to try again? Maybe you'd like to introduce yourself properly, and tell us about yourself in the Introduction Forum? You might also wish to change your avatar to something respectful of our Lord and Savior.

[LyingDingDong]

Re: 100% of the World is Christian!

If everyone is a Christian and I'm an atheist, then what does that make me? I must be a God. It make's total sense.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: 100% of the World is Christian!

If everyone is a Christian and I'm an atheist, then what does that make me? I must be a God. It make's total sense.

Putting aside the blasphemy, God knows how to use apostrophes.

[LyingDingDong]

Re: 100% of the World is Christian!

Putting aside the blasphemy, God knows how to use apostrophes.

If I'm God, and "God knows how to use apostrophes" then the way I use them, incorrect or not, is right.

[Dr. Santiago Solo]

Re: 100% of the World is Christian!

If I'm God, and "God knows how to use apostrophes" then the way I use them, incorrect or not, is right.

Stop hurting youself, for a third strike will kick you right towards the red, hot, huge, vicious tallyywacker of Satan, chump. I am confused by your profile, for you appear white in your avatar, but yet your names sounds negroid, care to explain me?

[LyingDingDong]

Re: 100% of the World is Christian!

Stop hurting youself, for a third strike will kick you right towards the red, hot, huge, vicious tallyywacker of Satan, chump. I am confused by your profile, for you appear white in your avatar, but yet your names sounds negroid, care to explain me?

I'm half Chinese and half American, but if one were to look at me, he or she would not be able to recogonize me as asian. I look very white. My father is Chinese and his last name is Ling and we are a very wealthy family, so when I was in middle school children would call me LingBling, the "Bling" hinting that I was rich. DingDong at the end of my name was just some immature, humorous joke the admins or moderators put as some kind of racial slur.

[Deaner]

Re: 100% of the World is Christian!

DingDong at the end of my name was just some immature, humorous joke the admins or moderators put as some kind of racial slur.

DingDong is not a racial slur; it implies you're an idiot. Half-breed chink is a racial slur.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: 100% of the World is Christian!

I do hope you're not mocking Jesus.

As do I. Pretentious, this discussion board is here to glorify God. We have zero tolerance for those who would mock Him.

[Prenuncius]

Re: 100% of the World is Christian!

As do I. Pretentious, this discussion board is here to glorify God. We have zero tolerance for those who would mock Him.

Of course not, Pablo. I share your views.

[Cpt Anarchy]

Re: 100% of the World is Christian!

Im Atheist, get this blasphemy edited out of here.

[Talitha]

Re: 100% of the World is Christian!

Im Atheist, get this blasphemy edited out of here.

your bad language has been noted and you are on warning.

[Cpt Anarchy]

Re: 100% of the World is Christian!

I am on warning because of a word that some ignorant man gave a meaning too? Infidels i say, INFIDELS.