Contributions urgently needed!

[Yea-tho-we-walk]

Our local Baptist congregation is having a drive to raise money for a plethysmograph to weed out the homos that are quietly infecting our church. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penile_plethysmograph It's a somewhat risky endeavor as our sister church that tried the concept lost ninety- two percent of it's members. But still, we are pushing forward with our weeding operation.

Wikipedia has this to say; Male homosexuality
Phallometry has been shown to distinguish gay men from straight men.[18][19][20]
One study showed that homophobic men who have claimed to be heterosexual undergo arousal when given homosexual stimuli.[21]

Oddly, the vote to go with the testing idea drew heavy opposition among the elders of our church for some strange reason. The purchase narrowly passed when it was announced that anyone that contributed over one-hundred dollars would be exempt for testing.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Contributions urgently needed!

Well friend, as much as that appears to be a practical concept, I'll stick with what works. Out my way, several times a year (sometimes once a month, time permitting) we get all the males together in a room covered no more than they were the day they were born. Hands on the shoulders of the man in front. A large circle of men. Afterward, we check their rectums for the seed of Onan. Then with a careful study of the video tapes, we can determine who the culprit was. A meeting is held to see if it were an accidental discharge or an actual man rape. No fancy-dancy machines.

In any case, I have wire transfered $200 to your account.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Contributions urgently needed!

Our local Baptist congregation is having a drive to raise money for a plethysmograph to weed out the homos that are quietly infecting our church. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penile_plethysmograph It's a somewhat risky endeavor as our sister church that tried the concept lost ninety- two percent of it's members. But still, we are pushing forward with our weeding operation.

Wikipedia has this to say; Male homosexuality
Phallometry has been shown to distinguish gay men from straight men.[18][19][20]
One study showed that homophobic men who have claimed to be heterosexual undergo arousal when given homosexual stimuli.[21]

Oddly, the vote to go with the testing idea drew heavy opposition among the elders of our church for some strange reason. The purchase narrowly passed when it was announced that anyone that contributed over one-hundred dollars would be exempt for testing.

I'll be happy to joyously contribute $101 to your most worthy cause, friend!

Of course, I'll deduct the bank's $50 processing fee, and $75 electronic funds transfer fee, and $32.50 transaction fee. I know you wouldn't want me to pay those exorbitant fees just so I could make a donation.

The transfer of $58.50 from your account to mine is now scheduled. I'm glad I could help!

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Contributions urgently needed!

That Wikipedia link was a real eye-opener! I learned a new word, "hebephilia," which I assume means having a fetish for Jewish men.

This might explain why I have so many women so often throwing themselves at me.