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  • FalseDawkins
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Mar 2008
    • 9

    #1

    Thankyou

    I'd just like to say that as a gay atheist, I have found this forum extremely entertaining! It somewhat frightens me that many of you truly believe the bs that you write. Luckly for both moderate theists and atheists you are few in number and declining. Stop holding onto your 15th century ideology and wake up!

    Peace to all-

    -Rev. Dawkins
  • Deaner
    Christ's Love Messenger
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 5932

    #2
    Re: Thankyou

    Originally posted by Rev.Dawkins View Post
    I'd just like to say that as a gay atheist... Stop holding onto your 15th century ideology and wake up!
    A wolf in sheeps clothing. How many of our members did you attempt to sodomize charlatan?

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #3
      Re: Thankyou

      Originally posted by FalseDawkins View Post
      I'd just like to say that as a gay atheist, I have found this forum extremely entertaining! It somewhat frightens me that many of you truly believe the bs that you write. Luckly for both moderate theists and atheists you are few in number and declining. Stop holding onto your 15th century ideology and wake up!

      Peace to all-

      -Rev. Dawkins
      We aren't here for your entertainment, queerboy. We are here to Glorify Jesus and help guide unsaved buckets of scum like you towards a chance at Salvation™. I strongly suggest that you accept Christ's temporary death and allow Him to wash your sins away, cure you of being a queer, and turn you back into a normal person.

      He can Save anyone, even perverted monkey worshipers.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • LyingDingDong
        Unsaved Trash Known liar, Chronic masterbator
         
        • Jan 2008
        • 263

        #4
        Re: Thankyou

        I swear to God, it's like gays and atheists are directly related now. Almost every ahteist I know is gay. Am I the only strait atheist left?

        I do not believes gays are bad I just think that in order to be atheist you have to be gay.
        I would like you to meet my imaginary friend, God.

        "...as Christians we deal with the truth, just because something is written down in a book doesn't mean it happened." - Bobby-Joe

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        • Mrs. Mary Whitford
          Ladies of Landover Senior VP
          One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
          Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
          True Christian™
          • Dec 2006
          • 12414

          #5
          Re: Thankyou

          Originally posted by LingBlingDingDong View Post
          I swear to God, it's like gays and atheists are directly related now. Almost every ahteist I know is gay. Am I the only strait atheist left?

          I do not believes gays are bad I just think that in order to be atheist you have to be gay.
          You're confusing me. You claim to be a heterosexual God-hater, but then you say that in order to be a God-hater, you have to be a sodomite. By your own words, because you are a God-hater, you must be a sodomite. Or do you only indulge in your sodomy addiction in a totally "heterosexual" way?
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          1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
          Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

          Blogging for CHRIST!
          Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
          All a-Twitter for Salvation!
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          • LyingDingDong
            Unsaved Trash Known liar, Chronic masterbator
             
            • Jan 2008
            • 263

            #6
            Re: Thankyou

            Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
            You're confusing me. You claim to be a heterosexual God-hater, but then you say that in order to be a God-hater, you have to be a sodomite. By your own words, because you are a God-hater, you must be a sodomite. Or do you only indulge in your sodomy addiction in a totally "heterosexual" way?
            I'm just saying, that I think homosexuals reject God more, leading to more atheists that are homosexuals. And finding heterosexual atheists, me being one, are hard to come by.
            I would like you to meet my imaginary friend, God.

            "...as Christians we deal with the truth, just because something is written down in a book doesn't mean it happened." - Bobby-Joe

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            • Dr. Santiago Solo
              On Permanent Assignment in Peru
              Forum Member
              • Dec 2007
              • 860

              #7
              Re: Thankyou

              Originally posted by LingBlingDingDong View Post
              I'm just saying, that I think homosexuals reject God more, leading to more atheists that are homosexuals. And finding heterosexual atheists, me being one, are hard to come by.
              So you should turn to God, and be Saved(tm) before you turn a raging homersexural as well...
              Bringing Geology back to Christ!

              I believe Dr. Hovind to be completely innocent of the alleged crime of "tax evasion", and furthermore believe Hovind's 10 year sentence to be patently unjust and based upon an effort to silence his ministry.

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              • Brother Lindh
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Feb 2007
                • 130

                #8
                Re: Thankyou

                Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                You're confusing me. You claim to be a heterosexual God-hater, but then you say that in order to be a God-hater, you have to be a sodomite. By your own words, because you are a God-hater, you must be a sodomite. Or do you only indulge in your sodomy addiction in a totally "heterosexual" way?
                Praise the Lord, Mary! Give those Sodermites Hell! Love your neck!

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                • Brother V
                  True Christian™ Nitric Oxide
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 3481

                  #9
                  Re: Thankyou

                  Originally posted by FalseDawkins View Post
                  I'd just like to say that as a gay atheist, I have found this forum extremely entertaining! It somewhat frightens me that many of you truly believe the bs that you write. Luckly for both moderate theists and atheists you are few in number and declining. Stop holding onto your 15th century ideology and wake up!

                  Peace to all-

                  -Rev. Dawkins
                  Dumbass, as the KJV1611 was done in 1611; that'd make it 17 century ideology, not the backwards 15th century. Give us some credit!

                  Martin Luther was born in 1483, he would have created 15th century ideology!

                  I can't believe you'd compare us to those backwater germans!

                  I'm so incensed right now!

                  V
                  Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.

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