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  • Faith_Machine
    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2011
    • 10049
    #1

    Why do bad things happen to good Christians?

    The answer, obviously, is that they don't. I just stumbled across the following image, which beautifully illustrates this point.




    I love it when I find these kinds of teaching tools on the Web!
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    • Johny Joe Hold
      Mayor of Freehold
       
      • Feb 2010
      • 12344
      #2
      Re: Why do bad things happen to good Christians?

      Great lessons. We at Landover Baptist know Jesus punishes children. To have it illustrated so nicely is a big help.
      Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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        • Faith_Machine
          Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Mar 2011
          • 10049
          #3
          Re: Why do bad things happen to good Christians?

          Thank you, Mayor Joe Hold! I must say I find it disturbing to see that girl lying there with her hands under the covers. I was taught to always lay in bed with my hands above the sheets to make sure no "funny business" was going on.

          It's no wonder Jesus is taking her across His knee and giving her young bottom a sound paddling!
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            • Yea-tho-we-walk
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Nov 2010
              • 390
              #4
              Re: Why do bad things happen to good Christians?

              Settle an arguement. I said that the girl in the picture is having a S/M, B/D, erotic fetish fantasy with a hippy. My wife says the girl has a mulotto marital aid under the covers and is dreaming about Jack T. Chick. Either way, the girl is a hell bound future harlot with either a case of God given herpes or boils. Burn in hell little sinner!

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                • JustGotSaved
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Aug 2009
                  • 519
                  #5
                  Re: Why do bad things happen to good Christians?

                  seriously, why are her hands under the covers while shes fantacizing about the LORD spanking her nearly-bare bottom?

                  But to your original topic Faith Machine...if we put the possibly purient subjconcious of the artist aside for a moment, i think he's got a great point. Bad things happen to "good" children because they always deserve it somehow.
                  Therefore hath the curse devoured the earth, and they that dwell therein are desolate: therefore the inhabitants of the earth are burned, and few men left. -- Isaiah 24:6 KJV

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                    • Yea-tho-we-walk
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Nov 2010
                      • 390
                      #6
                      Re: Why do bad things happen to good Christians?

                      Well, I guess I'll have to concede, I was wrong. I thought for sure that the guy in the picture was a hippy, but after a long discussion with several people in the cafeteria at the creation museum, where I just spent four days eating unleavened bread, I am now leaning toward it being a modern day portrayal of the Lord Himself. In my defense, I have never seen Jesus in any type of pornographic setting, so it threw me. The only pictures I have previously seen of the real Jesus are when He is nailed on one of those "T" shaped things. Also, His hair seemed too short, like modern secular people are trying to gradually make Him more 'butch', to fit their 'new age' concepts, something like the new, modern, demonic music that is beggining to infect our churches.

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