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  • Faith_Machine
    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2011
    • 10049

    #1

    Government Releases Covert Queer Cruising App

    This is just beyond the pale. Under the thin premise of helping "incontinent" people always be able to get a a restroom quickly, the Australian government is using tax dollars to provide a Web site and iPhone app designed to help "confirmed bachelors" zero in on the best anonymous sex spots:

    The National Public Toilet Map




    The National Public Toilet Map is part of the Australian government's National Continence Management Strategy (NCMS). The map allows more Australians with urinary and fecal incontinence problems to live and participate in their communities with dignity and confidence, by making it easier for them to find information about the location of public toilets.

    The map was launched in September 2001. The map is internet based and can be accessed via a web browser or a free iOS app. It identifies 14,000 public and private toilets across Australia, including those in service stations and fast food outlets. The digital map also provides information on accessibility (access for disabled people) and opening hours for most of the toilets identified.

    More than 3.8 million Australians are estimated to suffer continence issues, including families with young children. This represents 18% of the Australian population.

    The map allows journey planning, including finding toilets near points of interest. Regular users of the web site can register and create their own customised web page, My Toilet Map, saving details of trips and localities for future reference. Registered users can also download toilets as waypoints to a Global Positioning System (GPS) device.

    What a load of hooey! First of all, show me a person with "incontinence," and I'll show you somebody sorely lacking in self control. Secondly, we all know what the leading cause of incontinence is, and it's a certain activity God frowns upon very much.



    Regardless, the Bible is very clear in its condemnation of both incontinence and constipation...

    Leviticus 15:2-3

    2 Speak unto the children of Israel, and say unto them, When any man hath a running issue out of his flesh, because of his issue he is unclean.

    3 And this shall be his uncleanness in his issue: whether his flesh run with his issue, or his flesh be stopped from his issue, it is his uncleanness.
    ...So even if we're talking about your garden variety incontinent who didn't get that way from sitting on other people's forearms, they're still unclean, and their lack of self control should not be enabled, aided, or abetted.

    "But this is only happening in far-away Australia," you say?

    Please don't be lulled into a false sense of security! Australia was once the bastion of right-thinking, English-speaking, Anglo-European civilization in the Pacific.

    If it can happen there, it can happen here.
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  • Faith_Machine
    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2011
    • 10049

    #2
    Re: Government Releases Cover Queer Cruising App

    Could one of the pastors please fix the title of this thread? It was supposed to read "Covert Queer," as opposed to "Cover Queer."

    I guess when I'm outraged and trying hard not to throw up, I sometimes don't tend to pay as much attention to my typing as I ought to.

    Thank you so much!
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    • Rev. J.E. Emosaggs
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      Under Investigation
      • Jun 2012
      • 7

      #3
      Re: Government Releases Cover Queer Cruising App

      When exactly was Australia a nation of non-sinners?
      Last time I checked, the nation of Australia used to be
      a prison nation; and we all know what happens in prisons.


      Australia has been a hotbed for homosexuality and devil
      worship for years. Like Europe, they've bastardized the
      meaning of being a Christian. I once had to visit Australia,
      I couldn't believe that they have the nerve to call the
      bastard communist sport soccer as "football"...

      I'm not surprised God has instilled weak stomachs in these
      "people".

      As far as bathrooms being hotspots for gay anonymous sex,
      I don't believe this is true. You see, homosexuals are deathly
      afraid of water since it could be used to baptize them. What
      would happen if homosexuals accidentally touched the toilet
      or sink water? They would dissolve. Why do you think the water
      level in homosexual Europe's toilets are so low? They have a lower
      risk of being accidentally baptized.
      -Rev. Jerrard E. Emosaggs, VII

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      • Pastor Ed Lowman
        Southern Hospitality Exemplified
        Always kind and loving
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2011
        • 1838

        #4
        Re: Government Releases Cover Queer Cruising App

        Originally posted by Rev. J.E. Emosaggs View Post
        You see, homosexuals are deathly
        afraid of water since it could be used to baptize them. What
        would happen if homosexuals accidentally touched the toilet
        or sink water? They would dissolve. Why do you think the water
        level in homosexual Europe's toilets are so low? They have a lower
        risk of being accidentally baptized.
        Interesting observations, and perhaps even true in light of I Peter 3:21...

        "The like figure whereunto even baptism doth also now save us (not the putting away of the filth of the flesh, but the answer of a good conscience toward God,) by the resurrection of Jesus Christ:"

        Pastor Ed

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        • Faith_Machine
          Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Mar 2011
          • 10049

          #5
          Re: Government Releases Cover Queer Cruising App

          I'm pretty sure homosexuals don't dissolve when they get wet, as that would preclude their involvement in water sports. Unless... Is it possible the urea somehow negates whatever it is in pure water that would dissolve them?
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          • Rev. J.E. Emosaggs
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            Under Investigation
            • Jun 2012
            • 7

            #6
            Re: Government Releases Cover Queer Cruising App

            Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
            I'm pretty sure homosexuals don't dissolve when they get wet, as that would preclude their involvement in water sports. Unless... Is it possible the urea somehow negates whatever it is in pure water that would dissolve them?
            I believe this is the case. Urinating is the body's
            way of naturally dispelling sin. Because homosexuals
            are automatically born sinners, they are obviously immune
            to the water content in urine. Pure water, however
            is not contaminated enough for them to be safe.
            -Rev. Jerrard E. Emosaggs, VII

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            • Noah Sole
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Feb 2012
              • 865

              #7
              Re: Government Releases Cover Queer Cruising App

              Originally posted by Rev. J.E. Emosaggs View Post
              I believe this is the case. Urinating is the body's
              way of naturally dispelling sin. Because homosexuals
              are automatically born sinners, they are obviously immune
              to the water content in urine. Pure water, however
              is not contaminated enough for them to be safe.
              Reverend

              That is an interesting statement. As a Reverend you will no doubt have scripture to back this up, would you care to share it with us? If your statement is Biblically true it could revolutionise the way we conduct our Church services.

              YIC
              Genesis 7:5
              And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.


              John 8:32
              And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.


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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78552

                #8
                Re: Government Releases Cover Queer Cruising App

                Originally posted by Rev. J.E. Emosaggs View Post
                I believe this is the case. Urinating is the body's
                way of naturally dispelling sin. Because homosexuals
                are automatically born sinners, they are obviously immune
                to the water content in urine. Pure water, however
                is not contaminated enough for them to be safe.
                I don't think I like you.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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