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  • Pstr_"Dog"_O'Malley
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    • Mar 2008
    • 7
    #1

    Now Recruiting - Heterosexual White Males

    Hey everyone,
    I am trying to start an organization to spread the word, and I need your help! This group will be affiliated with my church, South Warden Baptist, and will be working to stop the homosexuals tainting our children and families. We all know this is a very real threat, and you should know that Barack Obama supports the increase of homosexuality in America. He believes that homosexuality is a great form of population control, and thinks that by increasing homosexuality we can solve the world's population problem. Not only that, but he is a secret Muslim.

    Please contact me ASAP.
    Homosexuals, be damned!
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556
      #2
      Re: Now Recruiting - Heterosexual White Males

      Originally posted by Pstr_"Dog"_O'Malley View Post
      Hey everyone,
      I am trying to start an organization to spread the word, and I need your help! This group will be affiliated with my church, South Warden Baptist, and will be working to stop the homosexuals tainting our children and families. We all know this is a very real threat, and you should know that Barack Obama supports the increase of homosexuality in America. He believes that homosexuality is a great form of population control, and thinks that by increasing homosexuality we can solve the world's population problem. Not only that, but he is a secret Muslim.

      Please contact me ASAP.
      Pal, such an organization already exists. It's called Landover Baptist Church.

      We'd appreciate it if you would take your recruiting elsewhere. Our tithers members are precious to us.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Pstr_"Dog"_O'Malley
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          • Mar 2008
          • 7
          #3
          Re: Now Recruiting - Heterosexual White Males

          Pastor Ezekiel,
          How can I become a full-fledged member of Landover Baptist. If it is the same as my proposed organization, I would love to visit immediately.
          Homosexuals, be damned!

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556
              #4
              Re: Now Recruiting - Heterosexual White Males

              Originally posted by Pstr_"Dog"_O'Malley View Post
              Pastor Ezekiel,
              How can I become a full-fledged member of Landover Baptist. If it is the same as my proposed organization, I would love to visit immediately.
              You can start by studying the KJV1611 Authorized Bible. Also, Jesus expects you to Tithe, which is why we have provided that convenient Paypal button at the bottom of the page. Don't try and jip God.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • JennyD
                  Honorary True Christian™
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                  Forum Member
                  • Dec 2007
                  • 9567
                  #5
                  Re: Now Recruiting - Heterosexual White Males

                  Originally posted by Pstr_"Dog"_O'Malley View Post
                  Pastor Ezekiel,
                  How can I become a full-fledged member of Landover Baptist. If it is the same as my proposed organization, I would love to visit immediately.
                  How wonderful! Another fine gentleman wanting to join our Godly church!

                  Mr. O'Malley, may we assume that you have converted from filthy Irish Cathoholicism to Christianity?

                  Does your name "Dog" mean that you tackle homosexuals "Dog Style"? That is, you sink your teeth into them and pin them down until they cry out to Jesus in a paroxysm of spiritual ecstasy?

                  Perhaps you should properly introduce yourself in the Introduction Forum!
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                    • snotter
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Apr 2008
                      • 11
                      #6
                      Re: Now Recruiting - Heterosexual White Males

                      Sounds like you want to join the KKK. Nice.

                      Have fun lynching your darkies.

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78556
                          #7
                          Re: Now Recruiting - Heterosexual White Males

                          Originally posted by snotter View Post
                          Sounds like you want to join the KKK. Nice.

                          Have fun lynching your darkies.
                          That was a very racist thing to say. Obviously you don't understand Christ's Message.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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