Oxicodone is God's drug and Obama hates it!

[Godfly]

Friends we have all seen the human filth in our streets, the Godless drug addicts wasting our precious resources as they wait for damnation. If you are right minded like me you may have prayed for a flood to wash them away or taken matters into your own hands with Bible and broomstick to clean up the streets. But then God opened my eyes to show me that these smelly sub humans were not God's mistakes, but an emerging market.

The Godly American pharmaceutical industry prayed for a drug to market to these "people" and their prayers were answered. Once useless the American junkie became a valuable customer base which poured money in to the pockets of our corporate leaders which they immediately used to create more jobs.

Does this story have a happy ending? No! The black heart of a Muslim president would not let this perfect monument to Faith and Free market stand. So B. Husain Obama single handedly ordered a crackdown on this Godly buisness, and now the street filth have ended their support for God and Free market and returned to supporting the towel wearing Obama friends known as the Taliban, by switching back to heroin. May God wash the streets with their traitorous blood.

If you don't believe me it says it all in this article! Go ahead, read it if you don't trust the word of a Christian man!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/47728035

[Dawkinian]

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Ok heroin and Hydrocodone are opiates, they are very similar. Now I don't see how you tied our President to your story. Heroin is too addicting. Even you Godfly can become and addict with it. That is why it's for end stage cancers and diseases. I know what you say, but you didn't provide and evidence to you claim. You are likely wrong. (I am wrong most of the time too, so I am not saying anything; hell, I could be wrong) This story does show that the free market doesn't belong in medicine. (drugs should be protected and controlled by competent governmental citizens; such as yourself, if you worked for the government.)

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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Friends we have all seen the human filth in our streets, the Godless drug addicts wasting our precious resources as they wait for damnation. If you are right minded like me you may have prayed for a flood to wash them away or taken matters into your own hands with Bible and broomstick to clean up the streets. But then God opened my eyes to show me that these smelly sub humans were not God's mistakes, but an emerging market.

The Godly American pharmaceutical industry prayed for a drug to market to these "people" and their prayers were answered. Once useless the American junkie became a valuable customer base which poured money in to the pockets of our corporate leaders which they immediately used to create more jobs.

Does this story have a happy ending? No! The black heart of a Muslim president would not let this perfect monument to Faith and Free market stand. So B. Husain Obama single handedly ordered a crackdown on this Godly buisness, and now the street filth have ended their support for God and Free market and returned to supporting the towel wearing Obama friends known as the Taliban, by switching back to heroin. May God wash the streets with their traitorous blood.

If you don't believe me it says it all in this article! Go ahead, read it if you don't trust the word of a Christian man!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/47728035

It seems to me that God has seen a use for the human trash and has given the Godly Oligarchs of the US of A (like that nice Mr Romany) a way to bootstrap the nation back to world pre eminence!

Trully, when Mr Romany rompts home in the comming cultural war some call the elections and ushers in a new Theocracy (once he ditches Mormonism; as he seems to be just about to, any day now) these street urchins can finally play a role in a healthy, Christian society.

Glory!

YIC

[Godfly]

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Ok heroin and Hydrocodone are opiates, they are very similar. Now I don't see how you tied our President to your story. Heroin is too addicting. Even you Godfly can become and addict with it. That is why it's for end stage cancers and diseases. I know what you say, but you didn't provide and evidence to you claim. You are likely wrong. (I am wrong most of the time too, so I am not saying anything; hell, I could be wrong) This story does show that the free market doesn't belong in medicine. (drugs should be protected and controlled by competent governmental citizens; such as yourself, if you worked for the government.)

How can you say there is no evidence? I posted a link to the article. Everything you need to know is right there. It was on a website frequented by liberals so I assumed even the wrong headed couldn't deny the truth.

You say you are almost always wrong, if you took the time to pray before letting your fingers type such nonsense this would stop. It is very simple.

The only thing I find more shocking than your support for the Taliban is the idea that the government should control my pills. I know better than any government "doctor" if I need a pill or not. If I have any question I pray. If I have trouble understanding God's answer I can go to one of the many Pastors at the Landover Baptist Church who are more than happy to hold on to my pills until I know that I need them. They will even give the pills to people who need them more than me if that is God's will. Your government people would put a stop to this good work, many people who need pills would go without them and the Taliban wins again.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Does this story have a happy ending? No! The black heart of a Muslim president would not let this perfect monument to Faith and Free market stand. So B. Husain Obama single handedly ordered a crackdown on this Godly buisness, and now the street filth have ended their support for God and Free market and returned to supporting the towel wearing Obama friends known as the Taliban, by switching back to heroin. May God wash the streets with their traitorous blood.

Thank you, Brother Godfly, for alerting us. Here in Freehold, we need to stand our ground against Obama's effort to finance his campaign through heroin sales.

I've alerted Officer Don to beef up heroin patrols until Romney is President.

[Godfly]

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Thank you, Brother Godfly, for alerting us. Here in Freehold, we need to stand our ground against Obama's effort to finance his campaign through heroin sales.

I've alerted Officer Don to beef up heroin patrols until Romney is President.

Thank God for you Mayor Hold. I only hope it is enough. You should also make sure government sponsor terrorists don't attack Mills Pain Clinc. We don't want to risk Republican voters staying home on election night due to chronic back pain.

When is Romney going to announce that you are his running mate?

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Thank God for you Mayor Hold. I only hope it is enough. You should also make sure government sponsor terrorists don't attack Mills Pain Clinc. We don't want to risk Republican voters staying home on election night due to chronic back pain.

When is Romney going to announce that you are his running mate?

Brother Godfly--so nice of you to say that. Actually, there has been some talk. There is such talk about many people.

I could make the greatest contribution to our country by moving Mitt away from his Mormonism. As I have posted here elsewhere, I believe he is considering a change.

If we can persuage him to become a Baptist, we would be on our knees with thanksgiving.

[Godfly]

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My research suggests that oxicodone can give temporary relief for back pain and heroin addiction. I believe it can also reduce homosexual urges but more reasearch is needed. With the added be benifit of turning street trash in to valued customers the drug is nearly perfect.

I don't think it can cure a Mormon. To be fair I haven't tried.

[Yea-tho-we-walk]

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I was once an oxycodone user and to aquire them I would tell my doctor that I had severe pain. When the doctor would ask where my severe pain was located, I would tell him that I had "non-specific pain". It seemed to work because as soon as the doctor would finish my prostrate exam, he would write out a prescription. The info on the bottle would say to take a half pill every four hours as needed, but many times I would try to break the pill in half, but was unable, so I figured it was God's way of telling me to just take the whole pill. Glory!

[Godfly]

Re: Oxicodone is God's drug and Obama hates it!

I was once an oxycodone user and to aquire them I would tell my doctor that I had severe pain. When the doctor would ask where my severe pain was located, I would tell him that I had "non-specific pain". It seemed to work because as soon as the doctor would finish my prostrate exam, he would write out a prescription. The info on the bottle would say to take a half pill every four hours as needed, but many times I would try to break the pill in half, but was unable, so I figured it was God's way of telling me to just take the whole pill. Glory!

Glory!

I have heard of many such miracles durring my missionary work in Florida and West Virginia! Yet Obama wants to cut you off from this miracle in pill form that speaks with the voice of God! He wants you to shove dirty needles in your arm and give your mony to the darker people.

[Yea-tho-we-walk]

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Godfly, do you want to hear a good one? I've had morons tell me that oxycodone is addictive, to which I always reply that they are wrong, because I have been taking them daily for over twenty years and I'm not addicted yet. In fact when I started, I only took one or two a week, now I take up to thirty a day, but still no sign of addiction! Praise Jesus!

[WWJDnow]

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If it was good enough for Rush Limbaugh, it's good enough for me.

[Godfly]

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Only the Holy Free Market as guided by God should be able to decide how many and what type of pills I put in my body. It will also controll the color of the pills. Let market forces decide if I need opiets or benzos and if I need seven or ten of them in a day.

[hellfire Republican]

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There is nothing like an opiate on a miserable day. Mormans are against pain meds in practice, Heck they are against most everything. There is nothing like an ahmish type cult judging you for being Americanized.

[Godfly]

Re: Oxicodone is God's drug and Obama hates it!

There is nothing like an opiate on a miserable day. Mormans are against pain meds in practice, Heck they are against most everything. There is nothing like an ahmish type cult judging you for being Americanized.

You misunderstand me brother. Taking drugs to feel good is clearly wrong. If you want a drug to make you feel good you might as well use the stuff that the darkies try to sell us. Drugs should only be used for a legitimate medical purpose. My point is that the government has no business telling me that only a doctor can tell me when I have a legitimate medical need.

Then there are people whose very existence is a societal disease. We let them by drugs like oxicodone because they support moral corporate institutions, it's all they are good for. Obama wants these animals to give their money to terrorists who do not provide jobs.