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  • Brother Lindh
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Feb 2007
    • 130

    #1

    Pastor Pistle

    Praise the Lord, Pastor Pistle has Risen! I saw a post from him dated Mar 30, 08 so I know he's Risen! Praise the Lord!

    I was sure I'd seen him in the crypt here, but now he's gone. What I'm wondering is if he saw a tunnel or anything like a bright light or maybe his mother-in-law.
    Goes to show that Jesus can still work manacles.

    Praise the Holy Ghost, too.
  • Dwayne DeKalb
    Unsaved trash, hippie dopehead
    • Nov 2006
    • 156

    #2
    Re: Pastor Pistle

    What is your problem? I mean these Landoverites are bad enough, but what do you think you are? Some kind of vampire? FCS!!!! That's even stupider than a talking a snake.
    The landoverites are crazy and twisted and i don't like them, but they are just misled people.
    But weirdos like you people and goths are 5 times worse! That's the one thing I still do agree with them on!
    Weirdo, get a life or a job or something.

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    • SUV
      True Christian™ Princess
      The Driving Force behind RA12
      Have at it, anytime!
      • Sep 2006
      • 11027

      #3
      Re: Pastor Pistle

      My GOD, the both of you are making me queasy!

      Someone, please - call an attendant!

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      • Wide-Open
        Director of European Evangelical Outreach
        A Shining Example of Christ's Love
        Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2007
        • 18449

        #4
        Re: Pastor Pistle

        Originally posted by SUV View Post
        My GOD, the both of you are making me queasy!

        Someone, please - call an attendant!
        Sister SUV, it's a weird day here today isn't it?

        Someone should write a book about all these dunces.
        Psalm 81:10:
        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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        • SUV
          True Christian™ Princess
          The Driving Force behind RA12
          Have at it, anytime!
          • Sep 2006
          • 11027

          #5
          Re: Pastor Pistle

          Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
          Sister SUV, it's a weird day here today isn't it?

          Someone should write a book about all these dunces.
          Brother WO, Thank JESUS an intelligent Man of God such as yourself has arrived on the scene! But do be Care-ful while here:

          "When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign,
          that the dunces are all in Confederacy against him."

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