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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #16
    Re: hello people who hate me.

    Originally posted by iloveogd.co.uk View Post
    well girly that is a load of bull

    1. dyslexia is a mental problem passed down generation to generation i got it from my dad and mum who both have it(yeah by the way my mums a lesbian how do you like me now bitch)
    All forms of retardation are curses from God for committing fornication during a woman's monthly cooter bleeding. Your parents are unsaved retardeds who spit on Jesus by ignoring His expectations. Your slut of a mother being a queer does not surprise me at all. I assumed that your father is a pansy and that he turned you queer too.

    Originally posted by iloveogd.co.uk View Post
    2. hitler hated religion and himmler started his own.
    Your pal Hitler was a mary worshiping Catholic. He hated joos, like any good Christian would, but he deviated from God's Plan by being a papist.

    Originally posted by iloveogd.co.uk View Post
    3. i used star wars as an example and lets see you make a better movie then.
    The Passion of the Christ.
    The 10 Commandments.
    King of Kings.
    Quo Vadis.
    The Robe.
    Barabbas.
    The Greatest Story Ever Told.

    There, that's 7 movies, all Christian classics and all better than your pathetic example of devil worship. I hope you'll go out and rent them all and watch them immediately.

    I'm praying for you boy, that Jesus might cure you of your retardation and perversions.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • ilovecodgutz
      Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
      • Mar 2008
      • 49

      #17
      Re: hello people who hate me.

      nope im stright and so is my dad he remarried after he and my mum split up. youve never met my mum so you can't call her a slut. ive seen all of those movies when i used to be christian and they are terrible. don't bother praying for me mate i will never embrace jesus not if came down to me a told me to be christian not even if god told me i could go to heaven if i converted on my death bed.

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      • Deaner
        Christ's Love Messenger
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 5932

        #18
        Re: hello people who hate me.

        Originally posted by ilovecod View Post
        i will never embrace jesus not if came down to me a told me to be christian not even if god told me i could go to heaven if i converted on my death bed.
        What if on your death bed Jesus allowed a demon to appear who jammed his eight-foot barbed tallywhacker into your now shredded colon and on the other side of the bed was Baby Jesus holding His arms out to you? What would you do then?

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        • ilovecodgutz
          Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
          • Mar 2008
          • 49

          #19
          Re: hello people who hate me.

          i would stab jesus and then pull out my guitar and have a thrash metal battle with the deamon.

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          • ilovecodgutz
            Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
            • Mar 2008
            • 49

            #20
            Re: hello people who hate me.

            Originally posted by Deaner View Post
            What if on your death bed Jesus allowed a demon to appear who jammed his eight-foot barbed tallywhacker into your now shredded colon and on the other side of the bed was Baby Jesus holding His arms out to you? What would you do then?
            yeah i have such good combaks u loser what you say to that

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            • Talitha
              Deaconess
              Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
              True Christian™
              • Aug 2026
              • 15118

              #21
              Re: hello people who hate me.

              Originally posted by ilovecod View Post
              yeah i have such good combaks u loser what you say to that
              Hey Kid, you're Dyslexia seems to be cutting in again.
              I guess Jesus is trying to show you that persecuting us like this is just plain wrong.

              Deaner is only trying to help, and I'm going to have to give out another Infraction if you carry on hurting his feelings.


              [edit] .... I see that Brother Wide-Open has already done it. He's much less compassionate than myself.

              Sister Talitha

              Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


              HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
              being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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              • Wide-Open
                Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2007
                • 18449

                #22
                Re: hello people who hate me.

                Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                [edit] .... I see that Brother Wide-Open has already done it. He's much less compassionate than myself.
                Indeed dear Sister. I'm not as comely and genteel as your good self. Touch Deaner, and you touch me. So the kid got what he deserved.
                Psalm 81:10:
                I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                • ilovecodgutz
                  Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                  • Mar 2008
                  • 49

                  #23
                  Re: hello people who hate me.

                  Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                  1: Why do you blame your parents for your "mental problem?" God will take care of your carpet munching Bulldyke mother when the time comes for her judgment. It's interesting that you have these "problems" and come from such a family of Jesus haters. I don't hate you, stop being a Drama Queen.

                  2: Really? Quote from Mein Kapf: ""Therefore, I am convinced that I am acting as the agent of our Creator. By fighting off the Jews, I am doing the Lord's Work."
                  An agent of the creator doing the Lord's work.
                  You talk nonsense.

                  3: The only films I need have Jesus in them.

                  Now look friend. Coming here shouting abuse and calling people hurtful names will get you nowhere. We get hundreds of pieces of Trash like you here every day.
                  You were guided here by Jesus for a reason. Stop being such a spoiled brat throwing your toys out of the pram. Accept the gift Jesus just gave you.
                  I think you should die find out there is no god or jesus or heaven or hell but only darkness like in torchwood

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                  • Talitha
                    Deaconess
                    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                    True Christian™
                    • Aug 2026
                    • 15118

                    #24
                    Re: hello people who hate me.

                    Originally posted by ilovecod View Post
                    I think you should die find out there is no god or jesus or heaven or hell but only darkness like in torchwood
                    You quoted my Post but you didn't even give me Credit for Owning you.

                    Torchwood is full of Homers. Man on sweaty Man action, Girl on Girl Rug-Munching action. They never talk about Jesus.
                    Captain Jack is a Sodomite of the worst kind, the programme should be BANNED.

                    Sister Talitha

                    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                    • ilovecodgutz
                      Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                      • Mar 2008
                      • 49

                      #25
                      Re: hello people who hate me.

                      yeah sorry that was my cousin on his laptop (which im using at the moment) i hate tourchwood, i prefer startgate sg1.

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                      • Ahimaaz Smith
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Nov 2007
                        • 2549

                        #26
                        Re: hello people who hate me.

                        Originally posted by ilovecodgutz View Post
                        Ahimaaz Smith you havent listened to what ive said at all
                        You catch on fast, don't you?

                        youve just noted some grammatical errors and then started patronising me like im 5 or something
                        Not at all. I think you're at closer to seven or eight.

                        if you are the men in robes where do you get your dictatored lifestyle a little book not god not jesus a little book that was written a thousand years ago.
                        I can assure you that we don't take any spiritual guidance from any book written 1,000 years ago. Only the Catholics and other pagans do that.

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        There, that's 7 movies, all Christian classics and all better than your pathetic example of devil worship.
                        Here are two more, Ben Hur and The Ten Commandments. Both are classics starring Charleton Heston, the greatest actor ever except, perhaps, for Ronald Reagan. I also love Planet of the Apes, which shows what happens when you elect a negro as President of the United States.

                        Originally posted by ilovecodgutz View Post
                        im 18 actually but ive got dyslexia
                        On melborp, ta revodnaL, ew wonk eht elbiB sdrawkcab dna sdrawrof.

                        Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25

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                        • Boomerang
                          Unsaved trash
                           
                          • Feb 2008
                          • 34

                          #27
                          Re: hello people who hate me.

                          Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                          Now, I'm not being picky, but my Holy Spell checker just picked out at least 5 errors in your Post.
                          If you don't want us to treat you like a 5 year old you should at least have pride in your written word.
                          And you missed "Fallen Angel"...Atrocious spelling.

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78556

                            #28
                            Re: hello people who hate me.

                            Originally posted by Boomerang View Post
                            And you missed "Fallen Angel"...Atrocious spelling.
                            She's a retarded girl. Don't make fun of her.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • Roberta
                              Anti La Leche League Organizer
                              True Christian™
                              • Jan 2008
                              • 1817

                              #29
                              Re: hello people who hate me.

                              Originally posted by Boomerang View Post
                              And you missed "Fallen Angel"...Atrocious spelling.

                              Like the new avatar, Boomer. Is that you in a wrestling pose?

                              How about sending a close-up of that impressive tattoo.
                              Come climb my mountains.

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                              • Boomerang
                                Unsaved trash
                                 
                                • Feb 2008
                                • 34

                                #30
                                Re: hello people who hate me.

                                Originally posted by Roberta View Post
                                Like the new avatar, Boomer. Is that you in a wrestling pose?
                                Actually...Thats me giving it to a dairy maid.

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