I Have a Gay Brother. . .What do I Do?

[Professor_of_Trout]

HELPHELPHELPHELPHELPHELP
We sleep in the same room, and its nasty enough as it is, except we're twins, and his boyfriend sometimes confuses him with me and puts brussels sprouts in my mouth when really he wants to put brussels sprouts in my gay brothers mouth. It makes me think I'm going to hell. Should I kill him?

[I say Ten]

Re: I Have a Gay Brother. . .What do I Do?

I think you need help.

[Professor_of_Trout]

Re: I Have a Gay Brother. . .What do I Do?

That's what I'm asking for, smart-ass, devil-worshipping piece of turd.

[I say Ten]

Re: I Have a Gay Brother. . .What do I Do?

You're an idiot.

[Al_Sharpton]

Re: I Have a Gay Brother. . .What do I Do?

My Lamb of God, as Landover's premier Black minister I come to your plead for salvation.

Step 1) Before bed take an overdose of diuretics.

Step 2) When he comes near you soak him.

Step 3) Plug the hole to stop future defecation.


Amen.

[LyingDingDong]

Re: I Have a Gay Brother. . .What do I Do?

HELPHELPHELPHELPHELPHELP
We sleep in the same room, and its nasty enough as it is, except we're twins, and his boyfriend sometimes confuses him with me and puts brussels sprouts in my mouth when really he wants to put brussels sprouts in my gay brothers mouth. It makes me think I'm going to hell. Should I kill him?

You're either a liar trying to get attention or mentally ill if you can't solve this problem in a rational way. For example, move out or tell the boyfriend not to poop in your mouth.

[Justina Thyme]

Re: I Have a Gay Brother. . .What do I Do?

Oh, my word, just what we need--another trash fight. May we at least have refreshments?

[JennyD]

Re: I Have a Gay Brother. . .What do I Do?

You're an idiot.

For once, you've given a factual and useful response. Congratulations!

Now, if you could just stop hating Jesus, you'd be all set.

[Rufus67]

Re: I Have a Gay Brother. . .What do I Do?

Kill him? Yes, you should. Strangle the fudgepacker in his sleep.

[JennyD]

Re: I Have a Gay Brother. . .What do I Do?

Kill him? Yes, you should. Strangle the fudgepacker in his sleep.

"Professor" Fish-Heads, Fish-Heads, Roly Poly Fish-Heads, I see your brother's jilted boyfriend has joined our forum as well.

Can't you white-trash trailer park queers keep your depraved arguments to yourselves? This is a Christian Church forum, not an episode of Jerry Springer, or 4chan, or a Honda NSX forum!

[ilovecodgutz (Quarantined)]

Re: I Have a Gay Brother. . .What do I Do?

if you feel uncomfertable say bro i will love you whatever your sexuality is and ask him about things you want to know if you feel uncomfortable

[Talitha]

Re: I Have a Gay Brother. . .What do I Do?

if you feel uncomfertable say bro i will love you whatever your sexuality is and ask him about things you want to know if you feel uncomfortable

I got a sudden urge to vomit.
You should realize that Gayness is contagious. You can catch Gayness from just sitting on a seat after a Homer. You can catch Gayness being within 6 feet of a Homer.
Stay clear of him and his unnatural behavior.

[ilovecodgutz (Quarantined)]

Re: I Have a Gay Brother. . .What do I Do?

no love him, LOVE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: I Have a Gay Brother. . .What do I Do?

looks like the gay already caught... Enjoy hell! Heat and hot water included

[I say Ten]

Re: I Have a Gay Brother. . .What do I Do?

For once, you've given a factual and useful response. Congratulations!

Now, if you could just stop hating Jesus, you'd be all set.

You're an idiot too.

I never said I hated him.