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  • James Hutchins
    True Christian™
    Just a Regular Nice Guy
     
    • Jun 2009
    • 29442

    #1

    Happy Birthday, Brother Temperance!

    What a fine day it is to be celebrating God choosing to allow your parents to birth you. You are a young man with a long life ahead of you doing the Work of the Lord. You skills at rebuking the unholy is magnificent.
    I was recently at the Weston in downtown Landover and I picked up an official KJV Bible when I was there. I have mailed it to you. Little Issac put a note in the package for you. Apparently, you left quite an impression on the young fellow.
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
  • Daisy Mae Johnson
    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15708

    #2
    Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Temperance!

    BLESSINGS ON
    THIS WONDERFUL DAY
    THAT GOD
    MADE YOU!


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    • Rev. M. Rodimer
      Honorary True Christian™
      Forum Member
      • May 2008
      • 13996

      #3
      Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Temperance!

      I wonder if perhaps the good Lord has taken Temperance home.

      And I don't know whether to be sad for our loss or happy for Temperance's gain.
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • Pen Eses Eater
        Unsaved trash
        • Jun 2012
        • 33

        #4
        Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Temperance!

        Ec 3:4 A time to weep, and a time to laugh; a time to mourn, and a time to dance;

        Happy birthday!!!!!!!
        Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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        • Mistress Cookie
          Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
          True Christian™
          • Jul 2008
          • 6790

          #5
          Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Temperance!

          The most preciousest of birthdays to you, dear Brother Temperance ! ! !

          Hope you like chocolate.

          Loving you, loving true - - - -
          .

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          • Faith_Machine
            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Mar 2011
            • 10049

            #6
            Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Temperance!

            Oh dear! I too bought Brother Temperance a nice, chocolate Jesus. Since he doesn't seem to be around, do you think he would mind if I ate it for him?
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            • Rev. M. Rodimer
              Honorary True Christian™
              Forum Member
              • May 2008
              • 13996

              #7
              Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Temperance!

              Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
              The most preciousest of birthdays to you, dear Brother Temperance ! ! !

              Hope you like chocolate.

              Loving you, loving true - - - -
              .
              Ah, Journey with Christ!

              Can you imagine the crowds at that show? Journey would open the show, do a couple of songs, and then Jesus would pick out any of their fans who ignored their sage advice, "Don't Stop Believin'", and cast them into Hell while the True Christians(tm) cheered!
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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