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  • MyPriestTouchedMe
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Apr 2008
    • 3

    #1

    My thread got deleted :(

    Why? I was asking for help! I just want to know if it's wrong how much I have violent, premarital, unprotected sex with my girlfriend.

    I do a lot of heroin too, am I going to hell? Help!
  • Talitha
    Deaconess
    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
    True Christian™
    • Oct 2026
    • 15118

    #2
    Re: My thread got deleted

    This is a True Christian Forum where we discuss Salvation through Jesus Christ, NOT through your whore girlfriend.

    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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    • Roberta
      Anti La Leche League Organizer
      True Christian™
      • Jan 2008
      • 1817

      #3
      Re: My thread got deleted

      How does your priest feel about sharing you, fag? You did not mention it, but I am guessing your ho reciprocates with her strap-on.

      Is it better with the ho or the priest?
      Come climb my mountains.

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      • MyPriestTouchedMe
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Apr 2008
        • 3

        #4
        Re: My thread got deleted

        Now Talitha, I don't think that's very gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm of you.

        I'm just a troubled teenager looking for some help. I said nothing about obtaining salvation through my sexual encounters. I don't think you're taking the path that God intended for you. Repent.

        -Altar Boy Dave

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        • Wide-Open
          Director of European Evangelical Outreach
          A Shining Example of Christ's Love
          Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2007
          • 18449

          #5
          Re: My thread got deleted

          How old are you friend?
          Psalm 81:10:
          I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
          open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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          • Talitha
            Deaconess
            Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
            True Christian™
            • Oct 2026
            • 15118

            #6
            Re: My thread got deleted

            Originally posted by MyPriestTouchedMe View Post
            Now Talitha, I don't think that's very gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm of you.

            I'm just a troubled teenager looking for some help. I said nothing about obtaining salvation through my sexual encounters. I don't think you're taking the path that God intended for you. Repent.

            -Altar Boy Dave
            Your first Post was a collection of "Percy Filth" which I Unapproved.
            You shouldn't be here if that's all you wish to talk about.
            Christianity is about JESUS not YOU.

            Sister Talitha

            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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            • MyPriestTouchedMe
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Apr 2008
              • 3

              #7
              Re: My thread got deleted

              Originally posted by Roberta View Post
              How does your priest feel about sharing you, fag? You did not mention it, but I am guessing your ho reciprocates with her strap-on.

              Is it better with the ho or the priest?
              You think rape is a joke? How dare you. You better hope there isn't a hell, because if there is you will rot in it. I hope you get violently raped and learn a lesson, you deserve it. I am completely serious in saying this.

              Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
              How old are you friend?
              I'm 18.

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              • Talitha
                Deaconess
                Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                True Christian™
                • Oct 2026
                • 15118

                #8
                Re: My thread got deleted

                Originally posted by MyPriestTouchedMe View Post
                You think rape is a joke? How dare you. You better hope there isn't a hell, because if there is you will rot in it. I hope you get violently raped and learn a lesson, you deserve it. I am completely serious in saying this.

                I'm 18.
                You just earned another Infraction for upsetting poor Roberta.

                Are you a Godless wetback boy? I can smell something fishy in here.

                Sister Talitha

                Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                • Wide-Open
                  Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                  A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                  Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                  True Christian™
                  • Nov 2007
                  • 18449

                  #9
                  Re: My thread got deleted

                  Then why do you sound like a 15 year old tard?

                  Edit: not you Sister Tali , I meant our little boy here.
                  Psalm 81:10:
                  I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                  open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                  • Wide-Open
                    Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                    A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                    Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                    True Christian™
                    • Nov 2007
                    • 18449

                    #10
                    Re: My thread got deleted

                    Kids these days

                    Judges 19:25
                    But the men would not listen to him. So the man took his concubine and sent her outside to them, and they raped her and abused her throughout the night, and at dawn they let her go.
                    Psalm 81:10:
                    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

                    Comment

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