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  • Brother DT
    Unsaved Trash Sees Pink Elephants
     
    • Apr 2008
    • 43
    #1

    I have a question

    My Doctor recently diagnosed me with a chronic back problem and told me that I should try to be seated as much as possible...including when I have to go and pee. Im having a real big problem with this cause only women are permitted to do that. Only problem is, is when I stand up to take a leak, Im in so much pain that I get hunched over and end up doing it on the floor. My bathroom tile is now brown and yellow...what should I do?

    Brother DJ
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    • Talitha
      Deaconess
      Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
      True Christian™
      • Apr 2026
      • 15118
      #2
      Re: I have a question

      Don't think there's anything in my Bible against a man taking a pee whilst sitting down. Jesus does watch you in the bathroom and I'm sure if it was a major sin you'd have been killed or something by now.
      Have you thought of changing the color of your Bathroom suite to match the floor tiles?
      Or are you just mocking us?

      Sister Talitha

      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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        • Roberta
          Anti La Leche League Organizer
          True Christian™
          • Jan 2008
          • 1817
          #3
          Re: I have a question

          What does this have to do with your personal salvation?

          This is a Christian forum; takes your questions here: http://isitnormal.com/story/920/
          Come climb my mountains.

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            • Sister Noddy
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2007
              • 1843
              #4
              Re: I have a question

              Originally posted by Brother DJ View Post

              ... when I stand up to take a leak, Im in so much pain that I get hunched over and end up doing it on the floor. My bathroom tile is now brown and yellow ... what should I do?
              Um, get a mop and a bucket of detergent and clean your bathroom? Have you got a goodly Christian wife to clean up after you? If not, then you'd better getting slopping while you're still flopping!
              1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
              1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...

              1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

              Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
              Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556
                  #5
                  Re: I have a question

                  You sound like a damned sissy to me. God speaks about limp-wristed behavior in the Bible:

                  1 Corinthians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

                  Sounds to me like your doctor is trying to turn you queer instead of fixing your back. All you need to more praying, deeper faith, a little hard work and Christ's blood to fix you up.

                  Now go stand up a pee like a MAN! And if you put the seat down after you're done, then you're a fag!
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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