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    The Godly PayPal Button

    I Tithed today and I can feel the Lords love all around me. I strongly encourage other members to do so. Although I don't believe in buying your way into Heaven I do believe this is a forum of God and he demands our support.
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    Your support is appreciated. Who here thinks maintaining a website is free?
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      Originally posted by Peter McKain View Post
      I Tithed today and I can feel the Lords love all around me. I strongly encourage other members to do so. Although I don't believe in buying your way into Heaven I do believe this is a forum of God and he demands our support.
      It is a wonderful feeling, isn't it? It truly is better to give than to receive. And of course it has nothing to do with that dreadful Leaded Dirigible song about buying staircases and whatnot! There are no stairs to Heaven, but there surely is a long, dark plunge into hell for those who do not accept Jesus! Praise!
      Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

      1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

      A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
       Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
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        Re: The Godly PayPal Button

        Originally posted by Peter McKain View Post
        I Tithed today and I can feel the Lords love all around me. I strongly encourage other members to do so. Although I don't believe in buying your way into Heaven I do believe this is a forum of God and he demands our support.
        Uh, Jesus isn't into bragging Pharisees.

        If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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        • #5
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          Well you won't be getting any of my hard earned money. God has no use for money. I wouldn't give you my money for anything in the world.

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            Originally posted by MyAngelHasFleas View Post
            Well you won't be getting any of my hard earned money. God has no use for money. I wouldn't give you my money for anything in the world.
            It is not for something in this world, but to ensure your Salvation(tm) on the other, Glory! Come on, don't resist it now, you know you want to accept Jesus, but He needs to see you care:

            Malachi 3:8-11

            Will a man rob God? Yet ye have robbed me. But ye say, Wherein have we robbed thee? In tithes and offerings. Ye are cursed with a curse: for ye have robbed me, even this whole nation.
            Bring ye all the tithes into the storehouse, that there may be meat in mine house, and prove me now herewith, saith the LORD of hosts, if I will not open you the windows of heaven, and pour you out a blessing, that there shall not be room enough to receive it.
            And I will rebuke the devourer for your sakes, and he shall not destroy the fruits of your ground; neither shall your vine cast her fruit before the time in the field, saith the LORD of hosts.
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            I believe Dr. Hovind to be completely innocent of the alleged crime of "tax evasion", and furthermore believe Hovind's 10 year sentence to be patently unjust and based upon an effort to silence his ministry.

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              Originally posted by Dr. Santiago Solo View Post
              It is not for something in this world, but to ensure your Salvation™ on the other, Glory! Come on, don't resist it now, you know you want to accept Jesus, but He needs to see you care:

              Malachi 3:8-11

              Will a man rob God? Yet ye have robbed me. But ye say, Wherein have we robbed thee? In tithes and offerings. Ye are cursed with a curse: for ye have robbed me, even this whole nation.
              Bring ye all the tithes into the storehouse, that there may be meat in mine house, and prove me now herewith, saith the LORD of hosts, if I will not open you the windows of heaven, and pour you out a blessing, that there shall not be room enough to receive it.
              And I will rebuke the devourer for your sakes, and he shall not destroy the fruits of your ground; neither shall your vine cast her fruit before the time in the field, saith the LORD of hosts.

              Why would an omnipotent being need money?
              Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                Originally posted by Lump View Post
                Why would an omnipotent being need money?
                His favorite church needs money to carry out His work. Lear Jet fuel isn't cheap, and Chick Tracts cost money too. Obviously.

                Now I have a question for you. Why would an obese perverted witch continue to haunt God's favorite forum with idiotic questions that have been answered over and over again?
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  His favorite church needs money to carry out His work. Lear Jet fuel isn't cheap, and Chick Tracts cost money too. Obviously.

                  Seems to me that if your god was all that, he wouldn't need you to do the leg work for him.

                  Now I have a question for you. Why would an obese perverted witch continue to haunt God's favorite forum with idiotic questions that have been answered over and over again?
                  I don't know any obese perverted witches, so I can't answer your question.
                  Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                    Originally posted by Lump View Post
                    I don't know any obese perverted witches, so I can't answer your question.
                    Of course you would deny being perverted, but God is watching you and I can assure you He is sickened by the depths of your depravity.
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                    • #11
                      Re: The Godly PayPal Button

                      Originally posted by Lump View Post
                      Seems to me that if your god was all that, he wouldn't need you to do the leg work for him.
                      What a silly comment. I suppose that next you'll say that we don't need to pray because God knows what we need before we ask Him (which He does, Matt. 6:8). Answer me this, Jezebel: If it doesn't matter to God whether we do a certain thing, why has He told us in no uncertain terms to do it?
                      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                        Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                        Of course you would deny being perverted, but God is watching you and I can assure you He is sickened by the depths of your depravity.

                        Then he should look elsewhere for entertainment.
                        Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                          Originally posted by Lump View Post
                          Then he should look elsewhere for entertainment.
                          Lady, you're about as entertaining as watching paint dry.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                            What a silly comment. I suppose that next you'll say that we don't need to pray because God knows what we need before we ask Him (which He does, Matt. 6:8). Answer me this, Jezebel: If it doesn't matter to God whether we do a certain thing, why has He told us in no uncertain terms to do it?
                            The fact that some of his actions make no sense is one of the many reasons he's not my god.
                            Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                              Originally posted by Lump View Post
                              The fact that some of his actions make no sense is one of the many reasons he's not my god.
                              You have it exactly backwards. The fact that you hate God so much is one of the many reasons why perfectly sensible things about our holy faith make no sense to you:

                              1 Cor. 2:14: But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know [them], because they are spiritually discerned.
                              This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                              Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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