Has the Grievious Sinner, Patrick Swayze, not died YET?

[SUV]

After a Good Brother posted that this foul sinner had "six weeks to live" a month ago - is this Dirty Dancer still alive & twitchin' his Lambada Limbs still?

Jesus Pleasus and Take Him Home™ !!! I can bear the thought of his deepraved presence on our Earth no longer!

Also I Pray JESUS to take Fatha/Offcer Martin with him. Unless he gets back one of those avatars that makes me sinfully laugh and does not simply emulate Brothers Matt and Trent Harvey

[Fallen Angel]

Re: Has the Grievious Sinner, Patrick Swayze, not died YET?

i like him. he was rly good in dirty dancing n even tho hes old now i dun wanna c him die. he could make more good dvds u never kno.

[Talitha]

Re: Has the Grievious Sinner, Patrick Swayze, not died YET?

Sister Sue, I believe this person is still Hellbound even though he fights the battle against Cancer which was obviously given to him by God.
The pain he's going through now is nothing to the pain he's going to get when he meets Satan in Hell.
At least he has the sense to carry on smoking.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Has the Grievious Sinner, Patrick Swayze, not died YET?

Soon both of these dirty dancers with doing the Somba with Satan.



We all know that "dirty dancing" can lead to fornication.

HERE is proof!

Chris Farley was never married! But he clearly produced a child.

Enjoy HELL Sinners!

Patrick will be smoking all right! Smoking in HELL and smoking Satan's giant POLE!

[Curious Agnostic]

Re: Has the Grievious Sinner, Patrick Swayze, not died YET?

Sister Sue, I believe this person is still Hellbound even though he fights the battle against Cancer which was obviously given to him by God.
The pain he's going through now is nothing to the pain he's going to get when he meets Satan in Hell.
At least he has the sense to carry on smoking.

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You sicken me.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Has the Grievious Sinner, Patrick Swayze, not died YET?

You sicken me.

I'm very glad you shared that personal tidbit of information. Now can you please stay on topic, or be quiet? Heathens sicken Baby Jesus, but he's not constantly spamming your inbox is he?

[SUV]

Re: Has the Grievious Sinner, Patrick Swayze, not died YET?

You sicken me.

Oh JESUS, do you mean God gave you cancer too?

Put down that hippie-hay cigarette! You're not even using the Proper type of Tobacco! For shame!!!

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Has the Grievious Sinner, Patrick Swayze, not died YET?

Patrick Swayze's career began auspiciously with Red Dawn, in which he valiantly and indiscriminately killed Russians as they swigged vodka and did Hopak dance moves. Then he infuriated me with Dirty Dancing, which was basically one hour and forty-five minutes of dry humping. Soon after I was further infuriated by Ghost, mainly because of this smut:



I also found it laughable that he would have been permitted to enter God's Kingdom after fornicating with clay and starring in Dirty Dancing. Then I was completely outraged by To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar, a film about transvestites. A quick aside--the makers of this despicable film needed to make it clearer that John Leguizamo's character was, in fact, a man.



Judging from Patrick Swayze's films, he has more than earned a place in Hell.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Has the Grievious Sinner, Patrick Swayze, not died YET?

Didn't he also sing some really awful song about "She's Breaking Wind"?

[Curious Agnostic]

Re: Has the Grievious Sinner, Patrick Swayze, not died YET?

This is a disgusting thread. Wishing death on a person because he made a few bad movies. You guys are not worthy of the name Christians!

[Ahimaaz Smith]

Re: Has the Grievious Sinner, Patrick Swayze, not died YET?

This is a disgusting thread. Wishing death on a person because he made a few bad movies. You guys are not worthy of the name Christians!

Curious, it's too bad you aren't curious enough to read what we wrote before you lashed out against us. God isn't killing Swayze for making bad movies. That might be a crime against humanity (though, Praise Him, God sent us Michael Medved to keep us away from that trash), but it isn't a crime against God. We are wishing death upon him for making sinful movies. As the Bible says:

Bloody and deceitful men shall not live out half their days. Psalm 55:23.

Of course, there are some wicked men who live to a ripe old age:

Wherefore do the wicked live, become old, yea, are mighty in power? Job 21:7.

But that doesn't happen if they are bloody and deceitful like Patrick Swayze is. And, even in those cases, they still don't live as long as they would have had they been men of God instead:

The years of the wicked shall be shortened. Proverbs 10:27

[Curious Agnostic]

Re: Has the Grievious Sinner, Patrick Swayze, not died YET?

Curious, it's too bad you aren't curious enough to read what we wrote before you lashed out against us. God isn't killing Swayze for making bad movies. That might be a crime against humanity (though, Praise Him, God sent us Michael Medved to keep us away from that trash), but it isn't a crime against God. We are wishing death upon him for making sinful movies. As the Bible says:

Bloody and deceitful men shall not live out half their days. Psalm 55:23.

Of course, there are some wicked men who live to a ripe old age:

Wherefore do the wicked live, become old, yea, are mighty in power? Job 21:7.

But that doesn't happen if they are bloody and deceitful like Patrick Swayze is. And, even in those cases, they still don't live as long as they would have had they been men of God instead:

The years of the wicked shall be shortened. Proverbs 10:27

What has Patrick done exatly that is sinful?

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Has the Grievious Sinner, Patrick Swayze, not died YET?

What has Patrick done exatly that is sinful?

Did you even read through this thread? Dirty Dancing is basically one hour and forty-five minutes of dry humping. Is that not sinful to you? What about Ghost? Do you think fornicating with wet clay is preferable to tithing and praying?



In To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar, he played a transvestite. I suppose that is perfectly acceptable to you. If I didn't think gambling was a sin, I would wager that you enjoy putting on panties and tucking your tallywacker between your legs. You sicken me.

[Sister Noddy]

Re: Has the Grievious Sinner, Patrick Swayze, not died YET?

This is a disgusting thread. Wishing death on a person because he made a few bad movies. You guys are not worthy of the name Christians!

Then maybe it's time for you to drop your middle-of-nowhere agnostic ways, and embrace the sweet love of JESUS before it's too late for you, and you join Mr Swaysee in the smoky dancehalls of HELL for all eternity!

Don't you want to know what the Bible really says about sinners and salvation? Why be satisfied with whitewashed bits and pieces you've heard about the Christian God as a God of love? The Bible says GOD most certainly does not love just anybody! Why in fact, the Bible says something very different from what you've understood.

Aren't you interested in the truth we True Christians™ have been blessed with knowing? Aren't you the least bit curious, Curious?

[SUV]

Re: Has the Grievious Sinner, Patrick Swayze, not died YET?

Didn't he also sing some really awful song about "She's Breaking Wind"?

Jesus-on-the-Cross, Sister, I had nearly (Mercifully) forgotten about that!