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Friends, I have always assumed traditional farmers were truly the salt of the Earth, and surely the most wholesome type of folk you could ever hope to meet.
Therefore, you'll probably understand how concerned I was when I stumbled across the following materials:
Now for those of you who have always been blessed enough to walk a straight and narrow path with Jesus, I'm sure neither of the above images will seem in any way amiss.
I, however, being a former porn addict, may be able to provide some insight, and I'm sure the ex queers and former whores among us will be able to back me up on this. It's something that's very subtle, and not immediately obvious to the Christian eye, but if you look closely at that second image, you may realize it reminds you of... something else.
I'm not going to specifically say what that something else is, out of respect for any ladies or children who may be reading this, but let's just say it's something very, very bad and leave it at that.
So here's my concern: What happens when a farmer, with the best of intentions, instructs his fresh-faced, nubile young daughter or rosy-cheeked, clean limbed young son to squat on a low stool, take hold of a goat's teats, and perform the "milking" strokes, massages, and squeezes illustrated above? Over and over and over again, over a period of several years.
Is it outside the realm of possibility that that boy or girl, bursting with the hormones of youth, might get... ideas?
I'll tell you one thing, if I was that farmer, and realized my son or daughter had fallen into a life of self-abuse or whoredom because I'd unwittingly exposed him or her to suggestive milking activity, I would be inclined to tie a heavy weight around my neck and jump into the nearest body of water, just as the Bible says I should:
So all I'm saying to those of you who are parents and who keep a few goats around, please don't set a bad example and do something like this:
...when it's so much easier and less sinful to use one of these:
Therefore, you'll probably understand how concerned I was when I stumbled across the following materials:
Now for those of you who have always been blessed enough to walk a straight and narrow path with Jesus, I'm sure neither of the above images will seem in any way amiss.
I, however, being a former porn addict, may be able to provide some insight, and I'm sure the ex queers and former whores among us will be able to back me up on this. It's something that's very subtle, and not immediately obvious to the Christian eye, but if you look closely at that second image, you may realize it reminds you of... something else.
I'm not going to specifically say what that something else is, out of respect for any ladies or children who may be reading this, but let's just say it's something very, very bad and leave it at that.
So here's my concern: What happens when a farmer, with the best of intentions, instructs his fresh-faced, nubile young daughter or rosy-cheeked, clean limbed young son to squat on a low stool, take hold of a goat's teats, and perform the "milking" strokes, massages, and squeezes illustrated above? Over and over and over again, over a period of several years.
Is it outside the realm of possibility that that boy or girl, bursting with the hormones of youth, might get... ideas?
I'll tell you one thing, if I was that farmer, and realized my son or daughter had fallen into a life of self-abuse or whoredom because I'd unwittingly exposed him or her to suggestive milking activity, I would be inclined to tie a heavy weight around my neck and jump into the nearest body of water, just as the Bible says I should:
Matthew 18:6
But whoso shall offend one of these little ones which believe in me, it were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and that he were drowned in the depth of the sea.
But whoso shall offend one of these little ones which believe in me, it were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and that he were drowned in the depth of the sea.
...when it's so much easier and less sinful to use one of these: