Mini-Bus Ministry

[Liam the ex-drunk]

Dear Brothers and sisters, I have finally funded a vehicle to lift the unsaved and witness to them while on the road. My brother has agreed to drive while I read and ponder scripture from the KJV bible to the needy on the way to church, a properly funded landover outreach centre.

Your generosity and mission funding has allowed me to procure a mobile church and buy a supply of KJV bibles for distribution that should last at least a year. Thank you all again.

See my poster below, this will be handed out to everyone I meet today and tomorrow and I have a full page advert in the local rag, again all thanks to your generous funding.

[LBC loving Dutchmen]

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Praise Jesus! Let's save some souls!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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What a wonderful idea! But won't all those windows be problematic?

I mean, what if your passengers decide to pray? They'd be doing so in public, like the hypocrites do, against the commands of Jesus.

Are you going to put in privacy screens or tint the windows?

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Congratulations Brother! What a GLORIOUS idea.

I'm sure the Congregation will be glad to pitch in for a proper paint job.

You can use the same fella I use for my GODLY vehicles.



Shoot me a PM if you would like his name and number.

BLESSINGS!

Sister Thumper

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Sister, now THAT provides some privacy for prayer!

[Brother Jared]

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That vehicle can only be of God's creation!

Shout glory!

[Faith_Machine]

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What a wonderful idea! But won't all those windows be problematic?

I mean, what if your passengers decide to pray? They'd be doing so in public, like the hypocrites do, against the commands of Jesus.

Are you going to put in privacy screens or tint the windows?

That is a really good point, Reverend Rodimer. I pray in public places fairly often, but I obviously wasn't reading my Bible carefully enough. I will stop immediately!

[Liam the ex-drunk]

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What a wonderful idea! But won't all those windows be problematic?

I mean, what if your passengers decide to pray? They'd be doing so in public, like the hypocrites do, against the commands of Jesus.

Are you going to put in privacy screens or tint the windows?

Excellent suggestion brother, I will use daisy's painter to make it 100% secular proof and to ensure our prayers are done in privacy.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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I'm not sure that this is the best ministry for our brand (Christianity). After all, if people see the short bus pull up and a bunch of Christians get out, what will people think? Especially if we are coming back from a Bike Hike or something, laden with helmets and foaming at the mouth. People will mistake us for a bunch of drooling retards.

[LBC loving Dutchmen]

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I'm not sure that this is the best ministry for our brand (Christianity). After all, if people see the short bus pull up and a bunch of Christians get out, what will people think? Especially if we are coming back from a Bike Hike or something, laden with helmets and foaming at the mouth. People will mistake us for a bunch of drooling retards.

Bike hike, why would a True Christian do that? We have cars don't we?

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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I don't know about your neck of the woods, LLD, but Landover's expansive campus is exquisitely maintained so that all sorts of outdoors activities can be enjoyed. During the glory years of the early 2000's, George W. Bush could occasionally be spotted taking a bicycle ride or morning run along the banks of Salvation Reservoir.

[LBC loving Dutchmen]

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I don't know about your neck of the woods, LLD, but Landover's expansive campus is exquisitely maintained so that all sorts of outdoors activities can be enjoyed. During the glory years of the early 2000's, George W. Bush could occasionally be spotted taking a bicycle ride or morning run along the banks of Salvation Reservoir.

ah, for outdoors activities. Here they call it an efficient and "green mean transport machine". Which is something I can't follow, dutch bicycle riders are no better than evilusionists. But putting them in your Hummer, drive across the USA, and then make a nice trip through your beautiful campus is. I'd love to do that someday.
Sorry I misunderstood.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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ah, for outdoors activities. Here they call it an efficient and "green mean transport machine". Which is something I can't follow, dutch bicycle riders are no better than evilusionists. But putting them in your Hummer, drive across the USA, and then make a nice trip through your beautiful campus is. I'd love to do that someday.
Sorry I misunderstood.

Ah, you can leave your own bicycle at home, friend! Just buy one in Freehold, and when you leave, you can either take it with you (which might mean tossing some of your wife's clothes), or donate it to the church.

It's a tax-deductible donation!

The church then makes money on the bicycles by selling them to the bicycle shops to be reconditioned and sold.

[LBC loving Dutchmen]

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Ah, you can leave your own bicycle at home, friend! Just buy one in Freehold, and when you leave, you can either take it with you (which might mean tossing some of your wife's clothes), or donate it to the church.

It's a tax-deductible donation!

The church then makes money on the bicycles by selling them to the bicycle shops to be reconditioned and sold.

Oh, off course I will donate it to the Church. I'd be happy to get to Freehold at all. But I've been told that I'm not allowed to leave the country after my last attempt to imitate monstertruck driving over the bike parking near the railway station. I hoped they at least make it a car parking.
People who ride the bike and use public transport should work harder to buy a good American car.

[MitzaLizalor]

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Oh, off course I will donate it to the Church. I'd be happy to get to Freehold at all. But I've been told that I'm not allowed to leave the country after my last attempt to imitate monstertruck driving over the bike parking near the railway station. I hoped they at least make it a car parking.
People who ride the bike and use public transport should work harder to buy a good American car.

It's always great on a bike!
I do use public transport occasionally (trains mainly), but there are very few American cars available here. Would one of the local products be suitable for prayer related activities I wonder?
I'll see if I can find a pic .. how about one under a tree with a nice shot inside? They come in cool colours, too.