[Tumpelritter]

Re: Sesame Street: Satan's Road To Hell

Good morning,

dear Ladies and Gentlemen.

I´m really sorry to bring up this old thread, but I want to remind you that today is a sad day for Christians all around the world: the anniversary of the sesame street, the beginnig of the decline of (US-)American culture.

Sesame street was first broadcasted on November, 10, 1969 - a strange phenomena, isn`t it? One day before the infamous "St. Martin Holy Day" of the catholic cult...

Please don´t think that you´re alone in your suffering. Sesame muppets have commited crimes in Christian nations all over the world, as this picture proves: http://www.bertisevil.tv/pages/bert076.htm

Sincerly,
Tumpelritter

[KJV4me]

Re: Sesame Street: Satan's Road To Hell

Officer Martin, is that YOU????



What are you doing associating with homers? Oh wait, silly me, you're a Cathylick!

[Dr. Otto Bond Sr.]

Re: Sesame Street: Satan's Road To Hell

But you reject the "feel-good" parts.

Now that you're back, what is your answer to my question? If you refuse to answer, it only proves that you're queer!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Sesame Street: Satan's Road To Hell

But you reject the "feel-good" parts.

Show us where we've rejected any part of Scripture, as opposed to simply refuting your or any other unsaved person's heretical "interpretation."

[Offcr. Albert Martin]

Re: Sesame Street: Satan's Road To Hell

Neither. We are serious about the Holy Bible — all of it, not just the feel-good parts that granola-munching liberal "Christians" like. If you think that this site is a joke, then you must think that God and His Word are jokes, too. But the joke is on you, I'm afraid:

Prov. 1:26: I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh.

But you reject the "feel-good" parts.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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is this a joke site, or r u all serious about being this stupid?

Neither. We are serious about the Holy Bible — all of it, not just the feel-good parts that granola-munching liberal "Christians" like. If you think that this site is a joke, then you must think that God and His Word are jokes, too. But the joke is on you, I'm afraid:

Prov. 1:26: I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh.

[Dr. Otto Bond Sr.]

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is this a joke site, or r u all serious about being this stupid?

We're as serious as the flames of Hell, son. If you don't get your life (and portfolio) a-ok with Jesus before he comes back for normal people like us, he's gonna fling your sorry behind into Hell where Satan and his demons can tear your soul apart into millions of tiny pieces over and over for all eternity with continuing nuance! Have you ever had the skin boiled off your body? I'd get used to the feeling if I were you! Please realize that what I'm saying isn't anti-you. It's just pro-Landover. Why can't you just leave your mexistani ways behind you and act like a normal person (us)? Can you see that we only want to help? We don't mind spending eternity with saved people because we have things in common with them, and currently, we just have nothing in common with you. If you were to go to heaven right now, who would you talk to? So get your life lined up with Jesus and the Bible, rearrange your portfolio to accomodate a ten percent decrease, and maybe we'll put in a good word for you.

[JennyD]

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Not unless you have photographs of Bert and Ernie doing the horizontal mambo, and you can prove that they're not muppet look-alikes.

Dances, I simply can't believe the lengths to which you'll go to maintain your denial. In your little mind, you can justify anything, can't you?

We show you clear evidence that Bert and Ernie are homersexurals. What do you do? Beg for porno shots! And if we show you those, you say you'll want even MORE proof! "Oh, but what if they're look-alikes," you'll say, "Like what happened to poor Reverend Ted Haggard?"

That's like one of these so-called "scientists" saying that the Earth is billions of years old! We say, "No, the Bible says it's 6,000 years old." That should settle the matter, for anyone with half a brain. Right?

But NO! They want MORE! We give them any amount of evidence, and even put it all in a MUSEUM for convenient one-stop edification, yet they still claim it's not enough!

Denial isn't just a river in Egypt, Muppet-Lover!

is this a joke site, or r u all serious about being this stupid?

See, Pastor of Muppets? Even this useless banned git of a female Mexican police officer thinks you're pulling our legs!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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is this a joke site, or r u all serious about being this stupid?

The raperooms of hell won't seem like much of a joke to you once Jesus kills you and sends you to hell, sinorita. Jesus is no jokester, and hell is no joke.

I am praying for Christ to guide you and wash you clean with His sweet blood.

[policia]

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is this a joke site, or r u all serious about being this stupid?

[KJV4me]

Re: Sesame Street: Satan's Road To Hell

Don't you mean . . . Offcr. BERT Martin?

Oh my heavens! I can't believe I overlooked such a blatant tribute to homerdom! Thank you JennyD for exposing another layer of evil in that homer's heart.

[Dr. Otto Bond Sr.]

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I'll answer your question if you answer my question: Why do you insist on worshipping Satan while tenderizing your tallywhacker to kiddy porn?

Notice that the queer Catholic never answered my question....

[Old Iron Crotch]

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So now you come to God's favorite discussion board and demand homer muppet porn, and yet you say that one of our dear Brothers-in-Christ is the perverted one? Did you, by any chance, have your sense of shame surgically removed?

I asked for proof of your assertions, nothing more. I don't care for porn, for the same reason I don't care to watch sporting events - who wants to watch someone else having all the fun?

Several of your pastors ARE perverts - how else would you describe someone who expresses the intent to rape his granddaugter?

I find shame to be a fairly useless emotion, so I seldom indulge in it.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Sesame Street: Satan's Road To Hell

Not unless you have photographs of Bert and Ernie doing the horizontal mambo, and you can prove that they're not muppet look-alikes.

So now you come to God's favorite discussion board and demand homer muppet porn, and yet you say that one of our dear Brothers-in-Christ is the perverted one? Did you, by any chance, have your sense of shame surgically removed?

[Roberta]

Re: Sesame Street: Satan's Road To Hell

Doesn't the bubblebath convey everything you ever wanted to know about this pair?