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So is your Name....Peter Panda?

Pandas, though. We True Christians™ simply Adore pandas! We sic them on evilutionists!:

[Herr_Doktor Phd.]

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Perhaps it's a Pagan conspiracy? I know how you people love conspiracies.

Hang on, are you actually admitting to a conspiracy?

[WickedWitch]

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Hang on, are you actually admitting to a conspiracy?

Lol, no you big silly. I'm playing to your paranoia.

[JennyD]

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Don't be ridiculous, you know very well I shall always be Pagan.

That's what he said. Catholic.

[KJV4me]

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Lol, no you big silly. I'm playing to your paranoia.

Thats what WW wants us to think

[WickedWitch]

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Thats what WW wants us to think

Lol, you people are hilarious.

[Herr_Doktor Phd.]

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Lol, you people are hilarious.

Not only do you admit to a pagan conspiracy, you then proceed to mock us with your laughter.

This is too much to bear.

I insist you submit yourself to the nearest witchfinder in your state. He will know what to do with you.

[Dr. Otto Bond Sr.]

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Electrical guitars are also much in vogue for making a joyful noise. And they do lift the spirit something wonderful. After a few beers you won't worry if you don't play very well.

Maybe I'm just old fashoined but I thought any instrument used by Satanic rock bands had devilish origins. I prefer hymns myself.

[Father Maurice Lester]

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...I prefer hymns myself.

You and half the Pastors here I'd wager!


We had a few Priests like that years back... cost us a fortune in Lawyer Assisted Asset Relocation Therapy. The good news is that this minuscule number of offenders has been purged from our ranks.

As for our poster... A few good verses from Paul to Corinthians is always helpful as is a stroll in the Vatican gardens or a nice cup of tea inside the Sistine Chapel after tourists hours.


Drop by any of our many conveniently located Parish Churches... a friendly Padre will be there to help you understand how Jesus, though the Church he built, can guide you to happiness.



Bless you, my unhappy ursidaeist,
Father Mo




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[Dr. Otto Bond Sr.]

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We had a few Priests like that years back...

How dare you compare me to those Papist dogs!!! Next you'll be saying I fondle small children!! I must say, I'll particularly enjoy it when it's your turn for judgement!

[WickedWitch]

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Not only do you admit to a pagan conspiracy No I did not. I was joking, and you took it seriously., you then proceed to mock us with your laughter. I found it very funny that you took my joke to be serious.

This is too much to bear.

I insist you submit yourself to the nearest witchfinder in your state. He will know what to do with you.

I don't live in a state, I live in a province. And there aren't any WitchFinders in Canada, as we believe in tolerance and acceptance, so WitchFinders just aren't needed.

[Dr. Santiago Solo]

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I don't live in a state, I live in a province. And there aren't any WitchFinders in Canada, as we believe in tolerance and acceptance, so WitchFinders just aren't needed.

You don't seem to tolerate these creatures too much, though:

[WickedWitch]

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You don't seem to tolerate these creatures too much, though:

I do. I love all animals and would never hurt one. Just look at that adorable face, I can't imagine why anyone would look at such a sweet face and think to harm it. There are, however, some backward humans who enjoy killing animals.

[Dr. Santiago Solo]

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I do. I love all animals and would never hurt one. Just look at that adorable face, I can't imagine why anyone would look at such a sweet face and think to harm it. There are, however, some backward humans who enjoy killing animals.

Then explain these Canucks:

... So much for tolerance and understanding...

[WickedWitch]

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Then explain these Canucks: ... So much for tolerance and understanding...

There are, however, some backward humans who enjoy killing animals.

I believe I already did. Those backward humans I mentioned are everywhere, even in Canada.