Pastor Harry Hardwick on Talk Radio

[Remy Lebeau]

Here is an old recording from when our dear esteemed member Harry Hardwick was on that godless talk radio program getting the word out to the unsaved masses of hellbound sinners across Iowa.

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PART III

[Justina Thyme]

Re: Pastor Harry Hardwick on Talk Radio

Thank you for posting these, dear Brother Remy. I don't doubt that many people here will be edified by listening to Pastor Hardwick's words of True Christian™ wisdom.

I must also say to you that ever since your graduation from the Ex-Negro Academy, you have become so much more industrious and have been expressing yourself in so much more of an (dare I say it) intelligent manner than you were able to in the past. And now that you've assumed the presidency of the Academy, there is simply no telling to what heights you may rise. It is a pleasure to know you. You're a bona-fide credit to your new race!

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Pastor Harry Hardwick on Talk Radio

Thank you for posting these, dear Brother Remy. I don't doubt that many people here will be edified by listening to Pastor Hardwick's words of True Christian™ wisdom.

I must also say to you that ever since your graduation from the Ex-Negro Academy, you have become so much more industrious and have been expressing yourself in so much more of an (dare I say it) intelligent manner than you were able to in the past. And now that you've assumed the presidency of the Academy, there is simply no telling to what heights you may rise. It is a pleasure to know you. You're a bona-fide credit to your new race!

Have you mistaken me for someone else, sister? I'm pretty sure I was already Saved before I ever had the pleasure of meeting you. The only way you would have known me, being a white woman and all, when I was a nigra before I was Saved is if you were one of the many sinners who have participated in the hippie freethinker tantric orgies I was in way back in my early twenties. I smoked the weed back then and my memories are a little cloudy so I wouldn't remember you if I was high at the time. But I'm sure that isn't the case.

Either way the Good Book says,

"Even the righteousness of God which is by faith of Jesus Christ unto all and upon all them that believe: for there is no difference: For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God; Being justified freely by his grace through the redemption that is in Christ Jesus: Whom God hath set forth to be a propitiation through faith in his blood, to declare his righteousness for the remission of sins that are past, through the forbearance of God" - Roman 3: 22-25

[Justina Thyme]

Re: Pastor Harry Hardwick on Talk Radio

Oh, goodness, Brother Remy, I do beg your pardon! I must indeed have confused you with someone else. But you do understand, don't you, without my having to point out the obvious reason? Please forgive me.

That, however, does in no way detract from the magnitude of your words and deeds these days. You are a proud addition to our little community.

Please give my best regards to your beautiful, blond, athletic wife!