[Wide-Open]

Re: Dear Pastor Ezekiel....et al

Dear drama queen, this is a Christian forum, not a dating site. We will ban you when we see fit. It seems you are the one who can't control himself and keep replying to our Godly posts. I think that's Jesus talking friend!

[IndifferentCanadian]

Re: Dear Pastor Ezekiel....et al

Hey WickedWitch...feel free to msg. me or what not cause I probably won't be here too much longer *Personal Info Removed for your Safety*

[Wide-Open]

Re: Dear Pastor Ezekiel....et al

I sense a lot of unmanaged anger in this person.

[IndifferentCanadian]

Re: Dear Pastor Ezekiel....et al

No, you're a freak. You know what, "Pastor" Ezekiel? Ban me. Show me what kind of self-righteous indignant scum you truly are. To me, you are lower than shit. Oh and by the way, the parodies of you guys on youtube -- hilarious. Yeah...so I'm done with this. Continue to waste your lives away. You sent me a fucking warning about being intolerant and then what? You go and do the exact same thing to me.

Oh and by the way, FREEHOLD, IOWA is supposedly where this church is, eh?

THE TOWN DOES NOT EXIST!

Nice try, douchebags.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Dear Pastor Ezekiel....et al

"Intelligent Canadian" is a bigger oxymoron than "jumbo shrimp" or "principled Democrat". Especially when the the Canuckistani in question has to post everything in purple like Allie here.

[WickedWitch]

Re: Dear Pastor Ezekiel....et al

I never thought a Canadian could write so many properly capitalized and grammatically-correct sentences. Congratulations!

I take exception to that! When is my grammar ever flawed? I like to think my grasp on grammar is precisely because I'm Canadian. And I'll have you know we (Canadians) are an intelligent breed. Best in the world, in my books.

I seem to have made a mistake in thinking that there could be a discussion between myself and such radicals as yourselves. Well, don't feel too bad about it, it's a very common mistake. The mere fact that I don't follow your religion means you must automatically think my opinions are beneath yours.

Yes, it does. Now just remember that, and you'll get along fine.


P.S.
I'm so happy to have another Canadian on the forum - especially another intelligent one! *Gives you chocolate* Please tell me you'll be sticking around for a while.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Dear Pastor Ezekiel....et al

A white Canuckistani posing as a buck? Typical of the inhabitants of that socialist wasteland, they know of nothing but lies. It's no surprise though as a nation based on honesty and decent values would never legalize sodomite "marriage".

[JennyD]

Re: Dear Pastor Ezekiel....et al

I wish I could see the look on your face the day you die. There is no heaven or hell. You become worm food. Sorry to insult the safety blanket you call religion.

Ah, yes. You came to this Christian Church forum to engage in a meaningful discussion and find out what we believe.

Sure.

Incidentally, your statement here suggests that you actually DO believe in the continuing existence of the soul. Otherwise, why would Pastor Ezekiel know or think ANYTHING after he dies?

I think you came here because deep down, you know God is watching over you waiting to torture you for ignoring Him. You knew we could help you find Jesus, and avoid the awful fate that 99% or more of the world's population will face.

I'm right, aren't I?

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Dear Pastor Ezekiel....et al

Okay...Ezekiel...its racist for me to pretend to be an African-American but it's not racist for you to use the term 'coon'? Hmm, let's think before we speak. Try it, it works out great!

I wish I could see the look on your face the day you die. There is no heaven or hell. You become worm food. Sorry to insult the safety blanket you call religion.

Dear Tar-Baby,

Need I remind you, you are a GUEST here on GOD'S Favorite Forum? I insist you speak to one of GOD'S Favorite Pastors with more respect.

I know it difficult for you jungle bunnies, but I'm sure it's not impossible.

[IndifferentCanadian]

Re: Dear Pastor Ezekiel....et al

Okay...Ezekiel...its racist for me to pretend to be an African-American but it's not racist for you to use the term 'coon'? Hmm, let's think before we speak. Try it, it works out great!

I wish I could see the look on your face the day you die. There is no heaven or hell. You become worm food. Sorry to insult the safety blanket you call religion.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Dear Pastor Ezekiel....et al

Sweet Jesus I knew that your openly communist country was depraved, but I must admit that I am shocked at the hatred in your heart. To pose as a nigra just in order to come in here and mock God is racist beyond my imagination.

I suppose you're going to tell us that you're a queer too?

[JennyD]

Re: Dear Pastor Ezekiel....et al

Thank you for opening your reply with an uncalled for insult. After many years on the planet, I have little reason to believe that God simply Is. The term African-American refers to all people having ancestry in both Africa and the Americas, be it USA or Canada.

I didn't insult you, I complimented you on your grammar. Perhaps Canadians don't understand compliments?

I suggest you look up the etymology of the term "African-American". It specifically references those in the United States. Per Wikipedia:

African Americans or Black Americans are citizens or residents of the United States who have origins in any of the black racial groups of Africa.[5]

Ignorance score: 11.

You do a great job of illustrating the ignorance of your kind by hating any one different than you. You have no right to look down on anyone. Period. If they don't believe the same thing as you, that's their worry.

That's not hatred. God says they will be sent to Hell. We hope to help them overcome that. That's called LOVE.

People like you want only to drive people away from Jesus and into Satan's waiting room. Why do you hate other people so much?

I never once said there were any televangelists or priests at Landover. I was referring to Christianity in general. I simply stated my personal religious standings. And yes, I am fully aware that you think because it's different, it's wrong. Truth is, it's not.

No, I think because you're ignorant about what you say, you're wrong. If you bothered to do your homework, little boy, you might be right.

Ignorance score: 12. An extra point for reasserting your ignorance.

'God' did not write the bible. It was penned by men looking to gain power over others and to offer some sort of opiate to calm the masses. None of your arguments that end with 'God told us' have any merit whatsoever as, beyond blind faith, you have no proof of God.

That is your opinion. You cannot prove who did or did not write the Bible. However, I can logically prove that God DID, or at least has control over its contents:

• God is omniscient and omnipotent. He knows all and is all-powerful. (Redundant, but I wanted to be sure you understood the big words.) One would expect such things of a Being capable of creating an entire Universe!
• The Bible says it is God's Word.
• God knows that the Bible says it is His Word, because He is omniscient. If He wanted it to say something different, He could easily change it because He is omnipotent.
• The Bible says what it says. Therefore, it is how God wants us to understand Him.

I have not once claimed to be smarter than anyone on this webpage, so please do not tell me what my own purpose was. Although you may see this post as trying to stir up trouble, it is not. I am interested in a logical discussion so I can understand your beliefs. I cannot take it up with God, so I must bring my questions to those who believe in him, and you seem to have a great belief in him.

Little boy, your posts made your purpose perfectly clear. You are not the least bit interested in logical discussion, as you began this thread with an insulting rant attacking all of the True Christians(tm) at Landover AND God. Let's be honest for once, OK, Liar Boy?

(And yes, you are a liar. You admitted it in your first post in this thread.)

I seem to have made a mistake in thinking that there could be a discussion between myself and such radicals as yourselves. The mere fact that I don't follow your religion means you must automatically think my opinions are beneath yours.

No, you have made a mistake in thinking you can spit insults at us and God and expect us to sit back and take it. You have made a mistake in assuming that we cannot respond to your childish temper tantrums.

The mere fact that you do not follow Jesus means that you are bound for eternal damnation. As I said before, that's your decision. If you'd like to meet Jesus and be Saved(c), we're happy to help you in that quest. However, that's what we're here for, not here to let you talk us into forsaking Jesus for your anti-Christian ideas of "tolerance".

[IndifferentCanadian]

Re: Dear Pastor Ezekiel....et al

Thank you for opening your reply with an uncalled for insult. After many years on the planet, I have little reason to believe that God simply Is. The term African-American refers to all people having ancestry in both Africa and the Americas, be it USA or Canada.

You do a great job of illustrating the ignorance of your kind by hating any one different than you. You have no right to look down on anyone. Period. If they don't believe the same thing as you, that's their worry.

I never once said there were any televangelists or priests at Landover. I was referring to Christianity in general. I simply stated my personal religious standings. And yes, I am fully aware that you think because it's different, it's wrong. Truth is, it's not.

'God' did not write the bible. It was penned by men looking to gain power over others and to offer some sort of opiate to calm the masses. None of your arguments that end with 'God told us' have any merit whatsoever as, beyond blind faith, you have no proof of God.

I have not once claimed to be smarter than anyone on this webpage, so please do not tell me what my own purpose was. Although you may see this post as trying to stir up trouble, it is not. I am interested in a logical discussion so I can understand your beliefs. I cannot take it up with God, so I must bring my questions to those who believe in him, and you seem to have a great belief in him.

I seem to have made a mistake in thinking that there could be a discussion between myself and such radicals as yourselves. The mere fact that I don't follow your religion means you must automatically think my opinions are beneath yours.

[JennyD]

Re: Dear Pastor Ezekiel....et al

I take back what I said about Ezekiel Bathfire. It is Officer Martin who I meant.

Ignorance score: 10. Officer Martin is a Catholic heathen, and not a Christian. In fact, he is Unsaved Trash. I thought you said you'd read this site?

[JennyD]

Re: Dear Pastor Ezekiel....et al

Wow, you've really opened my eyes!




I never thought a Canadian could write so many properly capitalized and grammatically-correct sentences. Congratulations! Now, as to your anti-Jesus diatribe:

This will not be over quickly. You will not enjoy this.

I beg to differ. I always find the ignorant rants of the UnSaved quite entertaining.

Well, well, well. It seems apparent through the many threads and opinions of people on this website that Christianity is no more than hypocrisy. How can a religion devoted to a god who preaches love for everyone be full of such fundamentalist, psychotic, inbred, uneducated lowlives?

I see you've not read your Bible. Could you please show me where the Bible says that God loves everyone?

Is it your definition of "love" to create people that you know will be cast into Hellfire, then do so, that you may torture them for all eternity for the sin of existing? If so, then God does indeed love everyone, and you're a sick monster.

God hates those who hate Him, like any rational person would. He doesn't say, "I love you, I love you, here, let me light you on fire, oh, I'm so sorry to have to flay your flesh from your bones forever and ever, but I really DO love you!"

Do you think God is some sort of sick weirdo?

Ignorance score: 1 point for never reading the Bible but claming to know God's nature anyway.

Posting as a Canadian African-American, I received numerous racial slurs including 'boy', 'nigra', 'negro', 'darkie', 'pie-stealer', and 'shoe-shiner' (the list goes on but I can not find it in my conscious to repeat such horrific and demeaning terms). My opinion seems to have been largely ignored due to the fact that you thought I was an African-American. In fact, I am a Caucasian male from Canada (the true 'land of the free').

Actually, if you said you were Canadian, we thought you were a Negro Canadian, not American at all.

Negro, by the way, is the name of the race, much like Caucasian.

Ignorance score: 2, adding the point for not knowing that "Negro" is the formal name of a race.

Although you swear by Christianity as the one and only true religion, look again at its origins. This "religion" started merely as a cult taking its traditions from other cults of the time. These traditions include the Virgin Mary (a blatant rip-off of the goddess Isis), Jesus being resurrected (a rip-off of the son of Isis being resurrected), and Christmas, which didn't fall on Jesus' birthday (March 23), was placed on December 25th as it was a day of celebration of Mithrites. The Christians decided to use this day in order for their religion to gain popularity.

Ignorance score: 3, for not having the sense of a mongoloid, who could tell that we are NOT CATHOLICS! You claim to have read many threads here, and apparently never noticed that we repeatedly educate visitors on how Catholicism is an anti-Christian pagan cult?

You may now be questioning my religious stance. I will not follow a religion that condones the molestation of children by its own priests, that supports this fundamentalist racism and bigotry, that hosts television evangelists who claim to speak for God but are really pushing their own agendas to gain monetary compensation, and that condemns any other fellow human being for simply being 'different'. If you, for one second, believe anyone on Earth is lesser than you are, whether it be for worshipping another God, having a different skin colour, or simply making less money than you do, than you are fundamentally flawed and are the reason behind the turmoil the world is being put through to this very day.

Ignorance score: 5. Yes, you get two points added. Landover has no television evangelists, and no priests. Finally, GOD says that anyone who does not follow Him will be condemned to eternal torture. If that's what you want, that's your business . . . but it's not a matter of us thinking we're better than you. It's a matter of GOD SAYING we're better than you.

There are exceptions among you that have shown some semblance of class and respect for humans in general. I must reiterate as well that I do not necessarily despise the Christian religion but the flaws of it are blatantly obvious to me. tLakota and Ezekiel Bathfire have shown that even among extremists, there is still hope for a world in which the respect of ALL others will be a universal law.

Ignorance score: 7. Two more points! First, for not comprehending that we follow the Bible. Every word of it, all of it, even the bits we don't necessarily like. Why? Because it's God's LAW. Second point is for claiming that doing WHAT GOD SAYS TO DO makes us "extremist".

Mock if you must, which I imagine you will, but know that it is a futile effort as any ignorant comments simply prove my point. My reason for coming to this website was not to create havoc, but was to fully experience how truly evil man can be.

No, your purpose was to attempt to prove to a group of Christians that you're smarter than we are. Ignorance score: 8.

Well, that just about wraps it up for me. I'm giving it a 99% chance that I won't be posting here any longer as instead of giving a decent argument, the moderators of this website will most likely ban me.

Ignorance score: 9. Our pastors do not ban people for disagreeing with us.

I'm sure this post will have very little effect on them as they seem to be thoroughly stuck in their ways. I would, however, enjoy further intelligent discussions on the matters I have brought up and you can feel free to e-mail me at myleftankle@hotmail.com.

Hey, you got one thing right. Your post will indeed have no effect on us, because we follow GOD'S WORD, not YOUR word.

You really can't understand that, can you? God wrote a Book. He put Laws in it. We follow them. That's how it works.

We don't get to make God into whatever we like; He's the Maker.

Capiche?

If you don't like God's Word, take it up with GOD. We just tell you what He wrote!