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    Satanic youtuber insults Landover Baptist

    How DARE he insult God's favourite Church forums?!?!



    I have never felt so insulted in my whole life, this goes against freedom of religion, we should be free to practise Christianity without being personally insulted
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  • #2
    Re: Satanic youtuber insults Landover Baptist

    Unable to understand the Bible. Unable to understand what to do with a Green screen. Crazy Mexicans…
    Stop whining
    (1 Thessalonians 5:18) - In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you.
    (1 Corinthians 10:10) - Neither murmur ye, as some of them also murmured, and were destroyed of the destroyer
    (Psalm 106:25) - But murmured in their tents, And hearkened not unto the voice of the LORD
    (Ephesians 4:29) - Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers

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    • #3
      Re: Satanic youtuber insults Landover Baptist

      Unable to stay awake for more than twelve seconds.

      Oh, wait, that's me, trying to watch the above video.

      Moar coffee and I'll try again.

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      • #4
        Re: Satanic youtuber insults Landover Baptist

        Just goes to show what anal sex and huffing paint can do to kids.

        So go straight for Jesus friends, stay away from erections and spray paint.
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • #5
          Re: Satanic youtuber insults Landover Baptist

          This whole video is an insult towards our Rev. Jim Osborne for his and our religious beliefs, and even contains a direct threat in the end. Is there any way we can sue this wetback?

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          • #6
            Re: Satanic youtuber insults Landover Baptist

            Originally posted by Ex-Viking View Post
            This whole video is an insult towards our Rev. Jim Osborne for his and our religious beliefs, and even contains a direct threat in the end. Is there any way we can sue this wetback?
            Interstate transmission of a threat is a felony, Brother.
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • #7
              Re: Satanic youtuber insults Landover Baptist

              Originally posted by Ex-Viking View Post
              I have never felt so insulted in my whole life, this goes against freedom of religion, we should be free to practise Christianity without being personally insulted
              It's sad that some people have no respect for religion.
              The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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              • #8
                Re: Satanic youtuber insults Landover Baptist

                I'd like to know what Rev. Jim has to do with all this. That washed up old hack hasn't lifted a finger to help me in my Pastoral duties in months! Now he gets all the credit from a dago demon on Youtube?!
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • #9
                  Re: Satanic youtuber insults Landover Baptist

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  I'd like to know what Rev. Jim has to do with all this. That washed up old hack hasn't lifted a finger to help me in my Pastoral duties in months! Now he gets all the credit from a dago demon on Youtube?!
                  I don't know why this Youtube Superstar has not attended Landover Baptist, or, at least read some of your sermons, Pastor Zeke. He would be at least an informed Christian. As it is, he makes no sense at all.

                  I mean, saying homer marriage does not affect real marriage, that's rediculous. Hey, Youtube Supterstar, look at today's divorce rate.
                  Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Satanic youtuber insults Landover Baptist

                    Who is this fat, drunk, boring homosexual?

                    And when was this known as "Godhatessinners"?
                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                    • #11
                      Re: Satanic youtuber insults Landover Baptist

                      He certainly looks like a wetback, might be an illegal, how do i contact Homeland Security?

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                      • #12
                        Re: Satanic youtuber insults Landover Baptist

                        Originally posted by Ex-Viking View Post
                        He certainly looks like a wetback, might be an illegal, how do i contact Homeland Security?
                        Right here, friend: http://www.dhs.gov/report-incidents

                        As the Department says, "If you see something, say something!"

                        Who knows what suspicious activities your neighbors could be up to.

                        Can someone explain to me the "threat" in the video? I couldn't stay awake long enough through his rambling, drunken rant to get to it. (I made it to about 3:20. )
                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                        • #13
                          Re: Satanic youtuber insults Landover Baptist

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          I'd like to know what Rev. Jim has to do with all this. That washed up old hack hasn't lifted a finger to help me in my Pastoral duties in months! Now he gets all the credit from a dago demon on Youtube?!
                          Don't worry about it Zekey. Giving Reverend Jim any credit at all just shows what an idiot that beaner is. I mean, for Christ's sake, he didn't even call me an asshole.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Satanic youtuber insults Landover Baptist

                            Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                            Don't worry about it Zekey. Giving Reverend Jim any credit at all just shows what an idiot that beaner is. I mean, for Christ's sake, he didn't even call me an asshole.
                            And we all know what a Godly True Christian(tm) you are, Drother Beaner!
                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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