[JennyD]

Re: I resign from the DMPD

1. Why do you say all Catholics are gay? I have been happily married to my wife for five years now, and neither she nor I see any reason to stop.
2. Leave the Church? To quote a certain webshow theme song: "I'd rather have...a buffalo...take a diarrhea dump in my ear...I'd rather eat...the rotten bottom...of a roadkill skunk..."

Albert, I didn't say all Catholics are gay. But there is a definite tendency among the priests, and a greater likelihood for the boys raised in the Catholic Cult to have been seduced by boy-raping priessssts. We just want to be sure that any latent tendencies are erased, so you are not tempted by our many manly True Christian(tm) menfolk, and end up damned despite your efforts.

You are welcome to bring the wife along, so long as she also converts from Paganism to True Christianity(tm)!

As for part two . . . I'm not sure what sort of websites you frequent, but they're not anything I think I'd care to see.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I resign from the DMPD

"I'd rather have...a buffalo...take a diarrhea dump in my ear...I'd rather eat...the rotten bottom...of a roadkill skunk..."

Those activities will seem like a pleasant walk through the park on a sunny Sunday after church compared to the things satan has in store for you in the depths of hellfire. The last antiChrist pope is currently up to his ears in scalding hot demonspunk, while joos eat his brains. Glory!!

[Old Man Winter]

Re: I resign from the DMPD

Pastor you have a sick perverted mind did you know that, were dropped on your head as a child because your hooker mother got to drunk and thought you looked to much like your unknown father when you were 6 months old?

[Wide-Open]

Re: I resign from the DMPD

Yes, it's clear you "don't want any more trouble".

That shiny ban button looks really tempting Jonesy...

[SUV]

Re: I resign from the DMPD



HI, FATSO!!!

[Old Man Winter]

Re: I resign from the DMPD

Thats not very nice, i am quite fat myself .

[SUV]

Re: I resign from the DMPD

Thats not very nice, i am quite fat myself .

Then you would make an excellent Baptist!!!

[JennyD]

Re: I resign from the DMPD

Then you would make an excellent Baptist!!!

Well, a Southern Baptist like that liberal John Hagee fellow, maybe.

He'd need to get in shape to fit through the narrow gate if he wants to become a Landover Baptist!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I resign from the DMPD

Thats not very nice, i am quite fat myself .

Then you should read THIS thread carefully.

God hates fat tub-o-lards. And just like queers who catch the AIDS, you have no one to blame but yourself. Put down those Oreos and pick up a Bible, tubby.

Myself, I swim 5 miles every day in my indoor pool, so I'm fit as a fiddle. Many admire my rock hard abs, but sister Thumper chases them off.

[yogurt]

Re: I resign from the DMPD

Shut up jail boy. You don't deserve to be on this site endorsing Jesus when its so apparent he Hates you.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: I resign from the DMPD

Zeke it is good to see you out on bail. Are you sitting on an inflatable donut to post these days ?

Then you should read THIS thread carefully.

God hates fat tub-o-lards. And just like queers who catch the AIDS, you have no one to blame but yourself. Put down those Oreos and pick up a Bible, tubby.

Myself, I swim 5 miles every day in my indoor pool, so I'm fit as a fiddle. Many admire my rock hard abs, but sister Thumper chases them off.