[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Pagans and Christains

This is EXACTLY the reason women aren't in charge of anything important. They cannot discriminate. GOD only destroys cities because their inhabitants are sinful. GOD drowned everyone except Noah's family because the people had turned away from Him, not because some shop on the Ginza wouldn't serve him a plate of sliced fish! GOD kills every living thing that deserves it, He doesn't just squish a few japs here and there.

Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell.- Luke 12:5

Praise Jesus! And He does do some killing. God will kill everyone eventually.

For example, the psalmist devoutly prays: "Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth, ... let them be cut in pieces." He says that "the righteous" will rejoice when he sees "the wicked" being dismembered by God. He'll even get a chance to "wash his feet in the blood of the wicked." Now that's entertainment! Psalms 58:6-10

Now you just don't see work like that from some giant lizard looking for a geisha girl to eat. Try studying the Holy Bible instead of pagan terrorist manuals, and maybe you would understand these things...

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Pagans and Christains

This is EXACTLY the reason women aren't in charge of anything important. They cannot discriminate. GOD only destroys cities because their inhabitants are sinful. GOD drowned everyone except Noah's family because the people had turned away from Him, not because some shop on the Ginza wouldn't serve him a plate of sliced fish! GOD kills every living thing that deserves it, He doesn't just squish a few japs here and there.

Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell.- Luke 12:5

My humble apologies, Pastor, I must admit you are right. Godzilla is as a matter of fact far, far better than your god. Much nicer, much more merciful, much less of a monster. Thankyou once again for pointing out my mistakes!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Pagans and Christains

My humble apologies, Pastor, I must admit you are right. Godzilla is as a matter of fact far, far better than your god. Much nicer, much more merciful, much less of a monster. Thankyou once again for pointing out my mistakes!

YOU ARE INTENTIONALLY MISUNDERSTANDING THE LORD'S MERCY! WOE BE UNTO THEE!!!!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Pagans and Christains

YOU ARE INTENTIONALLY MISUNDERSTANDING THE LORD'S MERCY! WOE BE UNTO THEE!!!!

Well I never. Here I am thanking you for pointing out my mistakes and you're STILL annoyed! There is no pleasing you people, is there??

[Ixi]

Re: Pagans and Christains

We are meanies? Did you see what her little sister said about us? She was going to get local gang onto us, and that was just for starters!

You shouldn't take that too seriously, first of all were hundreds of miles away; second, I was just kidding; and third, if the gang really did show up you fight or hide or call the police and problem solved.

[Ixi]

Re: Pagans and Christains

Well I never. Here I am thanking you for pointing out my mistakes and you're STILL annoyed! There is no pleasing you people, is there??

I don't think there is a way! It's not our fault that Godzilla is much less of a monster then God.

[Enobarbus]

Re: Pagans and Christains

You shouldn't take that too seriously, first of all were hundreds of miles away; second, I was just kidding; and third, if the gang really did show up you fight or hide or call the police and problem solved.

That's all right, I didn't really take it that seriously. I know you were kidding. I'm not so sure about your little sis, but as you say we are hundreds or miles away -- or more, I'm in New Zealand -- and even if we were in the same neighborhood we could just call the police (or get our own hunting rifles -- in the case of those of us who have been in the army, semi-autos etc, and shoot the buggers). Anyway, I don't really think they are going to take too much notice of Adia. They can't go after everyone who pisses off all the local 11 year olds.

[Ixi]

Re: Pagans and Christains

Anyway, I don't really think they are going to take too much notice of Adia. They can't go after everyone who pisses off all the local 11 year olds.

Not really. I hate her for having connections to the gang, but she does, like the time where she told them to bring a knife to school and...

[Enobarbus]

Re: Pagans and Christains

Not really. I hate her for having connections to the gang, but she does, like the time where she told them to bring a knife to school and...

Is this a gang of primary school kids?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Pagans and Christains

Not really. I hate her for having connections to the gang, but she does, like the time where she told them to bring a knife to school and...

Piffle. Little kids don't have 'gang' connections. I suppose we need to send someone out there to toss her butt into reform school.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Pagans and Christains

I don't think there is a way! It's not our fault that Godzilla is much less of a monster then God.

Exactly!! That's what I've been trying to tell them! Then they just started muttering about 'thou shalt not compare the biblical deity unfavorably to Godzilla' It isn't our fault Godzilla is nicer.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Pagans and Christains

Exactly!! That's what I've been trying to tell them! Then they just started muttering about 'thou shalt not compare the biblical deity unfavorably to Godzilla' It isn't our fault Godzilla is nicer.

Gookzilla is fiction, can't you separate fantasy from reality?
Laughable.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Pagans and Christains

Nonsense. Your god and the bible is about as real as Godzilla is.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Pagans and Christains

Nonsense. Your god and the bible is about as real as Godzilla is.

If you are so sure about that, then why do you keep telling us His actions are "wrong" and "evil"?

If He don't exist, but He does, Praise Him!
Then why do you get all worked up about Him?

Do you get worked up over fictinous characters like.. lets say Sauron from that satanically inspired LOTR?

YOU GET WORKED UP BECAUSE YOU KNOW THAT GOD IS REAL!
You know this because satan himself has sent you here to sow discord, and to create doubt.
So of course you follow your dark masters orders and oppose all that is good and right; God Allmighty.
But tell satan it isn't working...

Our faith in Jesus Christ is as strong as ever.
PRAISE JESUS!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Pagans and Christains

If you are so sure about that, then why do you keep telling us His actions are "wrong" and "evil"?

If He don't exist, but He does, Praise Him!
Then why do you get all worked up about Him?

Do you get worked up over fictinous characters like.. lets say Sauron from that satanically inspired LOTR?

YOU GET WORKED UP BECAUSE YOU KNOW THAT GOD IS REAL!
You know this because satan himself has sent you here to sow discord, and to create doubt.
So of course you follow your dark masters orders and oppose all that is good and right; God Allmighty.
But tell satan it isn't working...

Our faith in Jesus Christ is as strong as ever.
PRAISE JESUS!

Fiddlesticks. I only get worked up over a brainwashing cult that is ruining the lives and minds of countless individuals aka xtianity.

I do not believe in your god, but I DO believe your religion is responsible for a LOT of what is wrong with the world. I get worked up because I hope to see that change one day.