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  • Justina Thyme
    Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2007
    • 1718
    #16
    Re: I don't want any more Trouble

    Well said, Brother madguitarist. Perhaps you are not so mad after all.
    Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

    1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

    A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
     Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
    LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27

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      • madguitarist
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Apr 2008
        • 51
        #17
        Re: I don't want any more Trouble

        Originally posted by Justina Thyme View Post
        Well said, Brother madguitarist. Perhaps you are not so mad after all.
        I thought it to be common sense. I mean, I had it figured out within 5 minutes of joining. Just thought I'd elaborate on it for this young fella, because he didn't seem quite as astute.
        Make a joyful noise unto the Lord...not a pitch perfect, melodic, musically correct noise...just joyful.

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          • Magikarp
            hateful Danish communis
            Forum Member
            • Apr 2008
            • 266
            #18
            Re: I don't want any more Trouble

            Originally posted by madguitarist View Post
            I thought it to be common sense. I mean, I had it figured out within 5 minutes of joining. Just thought I'd elaborate on it for this young fella, because he didn't seem quite as astute.
            Well, he is from England.
            Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556
                #19
                Re: I don't want any more Trouble

                Originally posted by Old Man Winter View Post
                Can you send me a map of Freehold please?

                Done.

                Now click on the Paypal button at the bottom of this page and send Jesus a robust Love Offering. I kept my end of the bargain, so don't try and welch.

                Unless you actually do want trouble.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • JennyD
                    Honorary True Christian™
                    Sweet Placid Sister
                    Forum Member
                    • Dec 2007
                    • 9567
                    #20
                    Re: I don't want any more Trouble

                    [quote=Old Man Winter;177741]I never said that i just want one because i want to see what it looks like.[quote]
                    The map of Freehold is available only to those who have been researched and approved by the Department of Faith. You have not, and are therefore not allowed to see the map.

                    This is done, obviously, for security purposes. We can't have terrorists showing up, tunneling underneath the wall, and sending in teams of suicide nijas to attack our Godly people, now can we?!
                    Originally posted by Jonesy
                    I don't give the Church cheaques i give cash, like a tenner or a fiver.
                    I'm not sure what a "cheaque" is, but I find it hard to believe that you mail cash to the church you don't attend.
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                      • Old Man Winter
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Apr 2008
                        • 54
                        #21
                        Re: I don't want any more Trouble

                        No i go once a month, which is not that much.
                        Trust me i mean you no harm in asking for the map, i would not waste my money on a plane ticket to go to Iowa then to make a bomb (which is very easy) and attack your peaceful settlement.

                        Magikarp i don't come from England i only live here. I'm half Irish and hail from the connaught clan in fact i am desended of Medb.

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                          • SUV
                            True Christian™ Princess
                            The Driving Force behind RA12
                            Have at it, anytime!
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 11027
                            #22
                            Re: I don't want any more Trouble

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            This Godly forum.....isn't a queer pickup site
                            Bless you for 'calling him out' on this one, Pastor Ezekiel. I could see Right from the start that it was necesary
                            but could think of no Ladylike way in which to do it

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